40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get the Reading Terminal Market.

I insert The Schuylkill Expressway.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get red paint.

I insert blood.

**Vanguard-13**

You Get a clone of yourself.

I insert a Wanzer.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get some tactical genius, aren't you lucky

I insert a tornado

**JamesGang**

You receive a not so great Helen hunt and bill Paxton movie.

I insert my newly arrived rorkes drift set complete with missing walls!

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a twin XL mattress

I insert One seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six Lock.

**snurl**

You get a guest spot on Sesame Street.

I insert a can of Army Painter colored primer. (Nasty smelling stuff)

**ZergSmasher**

You get an explosion in a paint factory.

I insert Big Bird.

**JamesGang**

You get a date with Bubba.

I insert a burning bush.

**snurl**

You get the plagues.

I insert the Enigma device.

**Vanguard-13**

You get a scrambled message that may or may not be threatening to strangle your potatoes... Or make you breakfast. You aren't sure yet...

I insert a Fire Hose.

**snurl**

You get a Dalmation.

I insert Gumby.

**Vanguard-13**

You get cursed, for the rest of your life; All Green stuff will move around and have adventures on your desk.

I insert a pile of nails.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a bed of nails.

I insert something.

**Happyjew**

You get nothing.

I insert the TARDIS.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a reminder to get something.

I insert my dropbox.

**snurl**

You get something, but it can not be found.

I insert Crab Rangoon.

**ZergSmasher**

You get an empty fortune cookie.

I insert a Meat Lover's pizza.

**snurl**

You get a coronary event.

I insert a Philly Cheesesteak.

**Vanguard-13**

You get one hundred hungry New Yorkers.

I insert a boxed Lunch.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a lunchable

I insert Solitaire

**snurl**

You get Bingo.

I insert broken sign letters, beyond repair.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get those letters fixed.

I insert nothing.

**snurl**

Nothing happens.

I insert KaptinBadrukk.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get me.

I insert snurl.

**Vanguard-13**

You get an Elf, with a pumpkin head.

I insert a gallon jug of water ((since it's so hot out today))

**sing your life**

You get the planet Neptune. Don't ask me how.

I insert a Panzer IV.

**Happyjew**

You get a lady in a tank. Because you can totally pick up chicks in a tank.

I insert a Chupathingy (got a nice ring to it).

**snurl**

You get a Chupacabra.

I insert the Loch Ness Monster.

**ZergSmasher**

You get an urban legend.

I insert Mad Max.