40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Ascalam**

You get two men entering you.

I insert one man leaving.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Happy Mappy.

I insert a final exam

**Vanguard-13**

You get a Diploma.

I insert a Light saber and a Chain Sword.

**KaptinBadrukk**

*woohoo! A diploma!*

You get 60mph winds and quarter sized hail coming through the vending machine, knocking you over. as soon as it stops...

I insert NWS Paducah Kentucky.

**sing your life**

You get a nasty communist.

So basically, any communist

I insert Haddaway.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a tsunami of minis.

I insert an angry politician.

**snurl**

You get an Angry King.

I insert a Happy Meal.

**JamesGang**

You receive a six piece.

I insert sixpence

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get $908,675,123,456,789.10

I insert 10 cents.

**sing your life**

You get a Wompichu.

I insert 1980s Morissey.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a no results google search.

I insert a 2005 sentra

**sing your life**

You get a tomato.

I insert Maelstrom's Edge.

**snurl**

You get an awesome old Dragon Magazine cover original painting.

I insert styrofoam letters.

**ZergSmasher**

You get alphabet soup.

I insert a Bulbasaur, a Charmander, and a Squirtle.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a note that says "insert 1 thing, not 3"

I insert my lost portfolio

**Vanguard-13**

You get a Found-folio.

I insert a fork lift.

**snurl**

You get a Laundry Chute.

I insert expired Mayonaise.

**sing your life**

You get a instrument, obviously.

I insert Mad Max.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Max Burke (google that if you don't know)

I insert a cathouse

**snurl**

You get infected.

I insert a Wamprat.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a Clanrat.

I insert a Starfleet Uniform.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Wesley Crusher.

I insert a Bloodletter of Khorne.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a bloody letter from your mother.

I insert my hard drive.

**snurl**

You get software.
I insert a bloody knife.

**sing your life**

You get Patrick Stewart.

I insert my laptop.

**Happyjew**

You get Goat Simulator.

I insert an Eldar child who asks the Emperor for her mom's spirit stone (and a blanket for her dad who is now a wraithlord).

**snurl**

You get a firm rebuff.

I insert ham.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get something.

I insert something.

**snurl**

You get a pony.

I insert Testor's Model Cement.

**Vanguard-13**

You get Clayface.

I insert Batman's son.