40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Rogin.

I insert Ventriloquist.

**Snoopdeville3**

You get herpes!

I insert an Oompa Loompa!

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get the Ocampa.

I insert the Nacene.

**sing your life**

You get an ocarina.

I insert the Farseer Macha.

**snurl**

You get binoculars.

I insert all the rubber bands from all the newspapers that have accumulated.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a huge stack of newspapers.

I insert the new Space Marine Assault Squad kit.

**snurl**

You get an urge to buy 3 more.

I insert my styrofoam cutter.

**sing your life**

You get a Buster sword.

I insert the Falchion.

**snurl**

You get the point.

I insert a Carro Armato M13-40.

**sing your life**

You get a burning wreck.

I insert a Panzer IV tank.

**snurl**

You get a backbone.

I insert grease.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Pingas.

I insert a table.

**snurl**

You get a Realm of Battle. (scenery and figures sold seperatly)

I insert Armorcast.

**sing your life**

You get a crude copy of the Iphone.

I insert a clock.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a tomato.

I insert a victim.

**snurl**

You get a Pendulum.

I insert the Magna Carta.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get the Constitution.

I insert a red car.

**snurl**

You get a Pontiac Fiero.

I insert a Tower Enfield.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Red Rider carbine (You'll shoot your eye out, kid!).

I insert Groot.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a grot.

I insert quarter sized hail.

**snurl**

You get rock salt.

I insert Freddie's Glove.

**Vanguard-13**

You become Fabulous.

I insert all of the Rocky Movies on Beta Tapes.

**rayphoton**

you get punched

I insert a gundam model

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get interspatial fissures.

I insert golf ball size hail.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a golf club.

I insert a porno movie.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get some tactical genius, aren't you lucky.

I insert pingas

**snurl**

You need glasses.

I insert a ruler.

**Vanguard-13**

You get a slap happy Nun.

I insert The Emperors Birthday Cake.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a hurricane.

I insert Baja California.

**sing your life**

You get San Andreas.

I insert a servitor.