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2016/03/26 14:38:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...The bounty for my arrest is several quadrillion credits. I believe a servo-skull exploded trying to write my transgression list.
I'll just step carefully, and wear a HAZMAT suit.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/26 15:14:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Yeah.... Ok we better put you in a full face helmet and make that tinted...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/26 15:29:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Give me a moment. I've always wanted to test this.
*Steps out to change, and then steps back in*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/26 17:12:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Hangs head] I may still be considered a kill / torture on sight level heretical threat.
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2016/03/26 17:22:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ok mate, no worries. We shall leave you to guard the fort as it where.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/26 18:09:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Or...
*Whips out a normal-looking Commissar uniform*
I could field test this beautiful thing.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/26 19:09:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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... Why do you even have that?
[Sighs and sits back down on sofa] You accidentally broadcast one daemonic sex tape, and you end up banned from all imperial worlds.
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2016/03/26 19:13:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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What if we got you a beard?
*thinks*
Oh, that was you? Marla broadcast one with the farseer sister and was not banned. Just reason why she got assigned here...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/26 19:18:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[BC contemplates] I guess it could work.
And yeah, I was in a guardsman uniform, and the Daemonette... Wasn't.
[Goes very red] It was not my idea. But it trended so much that it's second only to the Macha videos, and more recently, Yarrick's venture into the world of adult entertainment.
[Yarrick throws a shoe at BC from a distance and cusses at him]
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/26 19:19:24
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2016/03/26 19:31:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Oh yeah, I remember it was marla who took you off itube topspot. Not find that video now after she got inquisition involved in deleting it.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/26 19:33:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Nonono. Watch this.
*Places the uniform on a mannequin, and presses a button disguised as a medal on the front*
*The mannequin adopts the facial features of the Commissar-General of Terra*
It's a holographic stealth suit. Capable of running constantly for a month. Has 5 preset disguises.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/26 19:33:48
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/26 19:38:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Very good. How does it stand up to water or bio scanners?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/26 20:17:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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..! [Wanders over and inspects it]
[Whispers to Verviedi, grins mischievously, and the mannequin changes face to look like Yarrick]
[Yarrick walks up with a tray of coffee cups, and does a prompt u-turn away from the conversation]
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2016/03/26 20:40:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Em, well, it doesn't stand up to bio scanners at all. But that's what I'm for. It's not waterproof, either, but it's the best I could do.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/26 20:58:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Speaking of sex tapes, the blackmail possibilities with such a disguise are endless. [Leans on mannequin's shoulder]
[Yarrick throws another shoe at BC and yells about Slaanesh]
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2016/03/26 21:06:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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That's why we're keeping a eye on this suit.....
So, OK, who is wanting to go to ruins of terras last church?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/26 21:15:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Yarrick shakes head] I will stay here until Amelia has healed.
[BC looks uncertain] If you can get me down there safely, I could cause enough distraction that you can do pretty much anything.
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2016/03/26 21:18:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Well wait, given the underhives ID take every super human possible.
The places we be going have been ruined for 10,000 years. I'm not imagining the safest journeys
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/26 21:19:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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[Is now watching the proceedings from the rafters]
...Oomans...
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/03/26 21:33:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Kimmy floats a sandwich up to Blackjack whilst watching television]
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2016/03/26 21:35:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*detects the one above*
Hey, I can smell you. Your alien..... Not only tracker here.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/26 21:35:59
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/26 22:09:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*shoots the sandwich and jumps down*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/03/26 22:10:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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..! [Stands between Kimmy and Blackjack] Another xeno?
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2016/03/26 22:11:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Yep. Xeno. I can smell it
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/26 22:23:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*ignores Kimmy and looks at Jhe*
Another human. I can smell it.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/03/26 22:33:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Was human.... Human plus quite a bit more.
*looks directly in eye*I'm obviously not just human. *snarls showing fangs *
*eyes glow for a second. And not lacking power*
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/03/26 22:42:04
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/26 22:50:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*cocks head slightly*
Not just human. Bigger. Stronger.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/03/26 22:57:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Aye. And far more dangerous... *smiles baring fangs*
Not so easy to kill zeno. We are the legion arastes, lords of war. Remember us.
*goes off to check on hall. *
*wolves are seen in distance milling round hall*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/26 23:01:48
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/26 23:05:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*laughs silently as Jhe walks away*
Runs scared.
*turns to BC*
Com-iss-sar.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/03/26 23:08:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[turns to look coldly at 2BJ1]
Xeno.
[hand is resting very close to chainsword]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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