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Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*turns towards WK*
*slowly reaches up towards his face and pulls his helmet off*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Hello jhe its nice to see you again and the wedding was wonderful, obviously because its planer was amazing.

*looks at WK*

Finally a response that is not, WHAT THE FETH IS THAT.

Nice to meet you Larry, Larry the Lagiacrus

*firmly shakes WK hand*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Thanks, I tried my best. You where a great guest.

Larry is a good guy, finding the suit was quite impressive.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Yes Vanden told me ork mart has every thing.

So I went to see if they had any giant suits, after about 10 minuets of searching I found it.

The had giant suits to comically put on stompers.

When I put on the suit the ork at the front desk was laughing so hard he had a stroke.

So I just left the store with it.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 zergling15 wrote:
Hello jhe its nice to see you again and the wedding was wonderful, obviously because its planer was amazing.

*looks at WK*

Finally a response that is not, WHAT THE FETH IS THAT.

Nice to meet you Larry, Larry the Lagiacrus

*firmly shakes WK hand*


Well. I've seen far weirder things in the Wasteland, so most things don't even phase me anymore. You haven't seen weird until you've seen a Mirelurk Queen. Over 20 feet tall and about as wide as 3 of you.... Now THAT is weird.

I'm Paladin Kaden

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Oh yes. I found a well, I went off the track and ended up in a section stocking inflatable dining furniture. Next door was a chunk selling furry wall carpets..

Get anything there.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

I would like to see this Mirelurk Queen.

Is it edible?

OOC An average Lagiacrus is 27 meters long and the largest one to date was 33 meters long so size is no issue. (it took me a bit to find the size information)

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Sounds like you'd need a melta gun....

No flamer, bring the melta.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







*Sits up in the corner of the room, holding his head*

"Where am I, what's going on? All I remember is playing a drinking game against an imperial guard regiment."


 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 zergling15 wrote:
I would like to see this Mirelurk Queen.

Is it edible?

OOC An average Lagiacrus is 27 meters long and the largest one to date was 33 meters long so size is no issue. (it took me a bit to find the size information)


Edible yes, but I wouldn't recommend it. Mirelurk meat tends to be radioactive, unless you manage to purify it that is

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







"Purifying? I know some people who are good at that. And can people please try and be quiet?"


 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Does you definition of "purifying" mean shooting it whit large and devastating weapons?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Oh hello. You ignored refused my wedding invite....

*looks rather unimpressed *


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Quiet, you say? [Cocks head] [Pulls out remote and presses a button on it]
[Several airhorns and confetti blasts fire from the wall panel nearest to TGK] [Ceiling panel opens and dumps a truck load of soft, sound muffling pillows onto him]

...That should really happen the other way around. I'm a morale officer, not a programmer.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







"Wedding invite? Eeeeeerrrrr. How long have I been out? Though congrats"
*Looks at zergling15*

"Almost there but it uses fire instead."

*Hears BC*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

*Starts firing at the airhorns then stops as the pillows fall*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/03/27 17:15:46



 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*throws a chakram at Armiger*
*cloaks and grabs his mask before climbing up the rafters*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Check your I mail....

I sent it you 3 times. And tagged them clearly. You even read your imails?

Yep *gold ring and diamond one glitters on finger* all official, preist was ordained by mars and terra. Dad is senior mars magos..... It was a required.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Brother Armiger wrote:
*KICKS OPEN THE DOOR*

GREETINGS LOYAL IMPERIAL CITIZENS, FILTHY XENOS, HERETICS, AND ABHORRENT MUTANTS.

I MUST INFORM YOU OF A PROBLEM

THE PORT-A-POTTY OUTSIDE.

SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE SINK. THE WATER TASTES TERRIBLE.

ALSO THOSE BLUE CAKES ARE NOT BLUEBERRY.

PLEASE FIND ME AN APOTHECARY.


[Vertibird lands again and another Scribe hops out]
If you need medical aid than Scribe Haylen here can help you out.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Flinches from the yelling marine] Why were you even in a portapotty?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Oh... I'm a professor of medicine and qualified trauma surgeon.

Ww are not short of medical qualifications.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[Scribe jogs up to Armiger and hands him a stimpak before jogging off again]

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Oh hello, you must be the brotherhood? Someone said you where power armoured techno hunters who like mini guns..

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[turns to regard jhe]
We like big guns as much as the next Wastelander. We seek to recover the technology of old to help benefit mankind as a whole. We don't seek to use it for our own selfish gain like those in the Institute do.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Hears WK's last statement and begins laughing uncontrollably*
Says the ones who forceably take hard-earned crops from peaceful farms!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

[turns around and glares at Verviedi]
Oh really now? Funny. I recall that being a group of Institute Synths seeking to poison those farmers against the Brotherhood! Are you really so stupid?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Calm down you two. There's enough wars without adding more.

Synth.... You mean ai..... Ok, I'm on team brotherhood!
*goes off to warn her dad of a potential ai threat and returns shortly *
Dad is a senior techpriest. He would agree on salvaging tech.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/27 19:38:18


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*drops down behind Verviedi and uncloaks*

Paya. What happened?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*checks a book*

Slain, dark eldar raid. Survived the shot, the poison got them in the end.

Sorry, book is low on detail. Best I have, that predates me by a mile.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Strolls over] [Slams Verviedi's and WK's heads together] Play. Nice. [Grins in a very unnerving manner] [Eye twitches]

Ooc: Stop talking minor plot lines, or I swear to God I will turn this room around. I'm still saving for an Xbox.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*nods at BC*

Hit hard. Hit fast.

OOC: I don't think they're talking plots. Just mindless banter, not something that actually happened.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
 
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