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[BC shuffles over and sits next to WK] [Offers half eaten paladin glove back to him cheerfully]

[Yarrick silently facepalms]

Don,t mind him, he,s harmless. Plus Kimmy needs a dad.
Don,t hurt him.

*sits drinking tea and somehow found cookies *
So, when you think fight stop?

*Sighs*

I hope soon.

*Whispers*

maybe if I pound them into the floor.

...Harmless? [Retracts glove offer and scowls] I'm a commissar!

Harmless to us, youd not shoot me. Surely. *smiles*

Plenty of tea in pot, I have to sort out a few things and a puppy to feed, Goodnight folks, tell me who wins.
*presses a screen built into arm and telaports home to repressor *

*lands in repressors new telaportium*

[still casually drinking some tea and tinkering with a Laser Rifle]

...I might if it were entertaining. [Grins and resumes chewing glove]

[takes the glove from BC and hands him a dog chew toy instead]

*Somewhat in shock*
Did you just eat through solid reinforced leather? I'm pretty sure that shouldn't be possible to swallow.
*Scribbles down a note to look into that later into a plain notebook*
Oh. I suppose you wonder what happened to my tablet. Well, none of you are, but I'll just roll with it because sometimes I feel the need to tell long stories.
*Takes a deep breath*

 Verviedi wrote:
*Somewhat in shock*
Did you just eat through solid reinforced leather? I'm pretty sure that shouldn't be possible to swallow.
*Scribbles down a note to look into that later into a plain notebook*
Oh. I suppose you wonder what happened to my tablet. Well, none of you are, but I'll just roll with it because sometimes I feel the need to tell long stories.
*Takes a deep breath*

He ate through the metal too. He ate an entire power armored gauntlet. He really should be dead by now, or at least coughing up blood.

Y-you're right.
*Triple underlines the note*
Well, I was walking along a long, glass hallway underwater, because I decided to visit an aquarium. This, naturally being an Imperial world, took up half a continent, which made my travel plans somewhat difficult to implement.
So, about halfway through I notice the glass was a bit discolored, so I used the emergency vox-box to call a maintenance Servitor and repair it. The servitor came by, and started asking me prerecorded questions. It, em, realized that I hadn't paid and then...

[BC growls and refuses to relinquish the gauntlet] She doesn't need it back!

[Yarrick walks over and swats BC with a rolled up newspaper until he drops the glove] [Hands it back to WK]: He's also been chewing and eating jeep tires, plastic coat hangers, and more worryingly, MREs, according to the troops.

Oh. Oh no.
Do I know of any diseases that cause hunger?
*Begins flipping through Encyclopedia Of Common Diseases and coughs a little*
Don't read the book. It's a cognitohazard. Gives you Medical Student Syndrome.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[BC growls and refuses to relinquish the gauntlet] She doesn't need it back!

[Yarrick walks over and swats BC with a rolled up newspaper until he drops the glove] [Hands it back to WK]: He's also been chewing and eating jeep tires, plastic coat hangers, and more worryingly, MREs, according to the troops.

My God..... MRE's? That's horrible! Not even Ghouls in the Wasteland eat those willingly!

...MRE Tortellini is delicious.
*Keeps reading*

OOC: I find MREs delicious, especially the Tortellini one and the cinammon apples. Beef patty is also good. Had Army surplus MREs for a week on a Scout campout.

[looks at Verviedi]
You are one odd man. MRE's an unfortunate necessity of Wasteland life. Then again, they HAVE been sitting on a shelf for 200+ years, and they're just slightly radioactive...

*limps away from a battered TGK*
*sits down, propped against a wall and jabs the medicomp into his gut*

Good fight. Draw. For now.

OOC: I don't think it'd be fair to 'beat' someone while they're offline, so I'll just leave it like this for now.

[is keeping watch on 2BJ1 out of the corner of his eye]
[is now in regular combat armor instead of power armor]

*looks up at WK*

...

*net falls over WK*

[shifts to the left and the net misses me entirely]
[continues tinkering with Laser Rifle]

...

*gel leaks out of net and slowly expands enough to reach WK*

[sidesteps away from the gel again, moving far enough away that it can't get to me]
Do you mind? I'm working on something here.

*cocks head*

Do you mind?

[facepalms]
[makes sure Laser Rifle is easily within reach]

*pulls a small object out of a scabbard*
*starts fiddling with it, and occasionally mutters something in yautja*

*is sat down having breakfast with guardsman on the outside table before hw goes back on training exercise*

*guardsman leaves after a long goodbye *

Hey, morning. Anyone know when our mail arrives? Kinda did a alot of ibay shopping to decorate my larger tank and a few new things from ork mart.
If you see the oygan colapse, unn help them?

[Hands jhe a slightly chewed mailbag and scowls at Verviedi]
I'm not sick, I'm just bored. And frustrated.

*Walks closer to 2BJ*

Are you hurt?

*Throws M6 over to group*

Don't worry about the Knight, he has a couple problems. It's ok to come out...I at least won't hurt you.

Thanks. Well if you are, I'm a doctor so . *smiles* kinda person to go to that's not a mad scientist, or space marine with np bed side.manner.

Not even going to ask about those scribes. DR? Medic, I'm not even sure where to place them.

*to varden* be careful, he seems to collect skulls. The ones who do that here normaly are well imperial or far worse and you already met a few kronites on that ship. Red ones with q axe obsession....be careful duck
*waves*
*depossits mail in tank and sets to work decorating*

He won't hurt me. Predators such as himself collect skulls from worthy opponents. I wouldn't call an opponent who does not attack a 'worthy opponent'.

*Again tries to make contact*

*Fails*

*Feelsbadman*

I'll try it again later. He might be sleeping.