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when your friend who does nto paly 40k could recite the entire guard codex from memory because of how much you talk about it.

When you check games-workshop.com everyday

Samus_aran115 wrote:When you check games-workshop.com everyday

Guilty... but for me it's more like every hour..... if you include forgworld ... well theres always a tab for forgeworld. Right next to the bucket o'drool and broken wishes.

When you seriously consider naming your first born son Gregor Ibram

Samus_aran115 wrote:When you check games-workshop.com everyday

You mean there are people that don't?

Brunius wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:When you check games-workshop.com everyday

You mean there are people that don't?

I believe they are called the non-gamers. Aparantly they don't play either.

gendoikari87 wrote:I believe they are called the non-gamers. Aparantly they don't play either.

Good, we'll need someone to rule over when the time comes.

nah they're heretics, just exterminatus them.

gendoikari87 wrote:nah they're heretics, just exterminatus them.

Pah, corpse worshippers. Were it up to me, they'd be fed to Karanak and the rest of almighty Khorne's faithful hounds! Blood would be spilled as the hounds have their fill, and I shall claim their skulls for the ever-growing Skull Throne!

When you use creed as an excuse to see your girlfriend naked."Your bra came off while I was hugging you, but that would take some kind of tactical geni....... CREEEEEEEEED!"

When your wife tries to question how much "your little army dudes" cost, you remind her that she has a horse to deflect the answer.

Samus_aran115 wrote:When you check games-workshop.com everyday

There are actually people that don't do this

When you have 40k-based pickup lines.

When two warhammer players and their friend have a conversation, and only two know what's funny.

You see a motor bike go past and think "it can't have beeped it turbo boosted.

You expect to find a narthecium reductor tool in a first aid kit.

You think the guy with the prosthetic hand has a power fist.

You think Ross Kemp is a commisar.

You think David Cameron is a high lord of Terra.

You think Peter Crouch doing the robot dance is a servitor experiencing mindlock.

When you see a scout group and think "ig conscripts".

You think Paul Daniels is a weirdboy.

When you think a high school detention involves copying codex astartes pages.

When you see someone miss a skeet with a shotgun and think "that's twin-linked, statistically he should have hit!"

....When you get in a fight with someone and get annoyed when they hit you first because you have higher initiative.

Lonecoon wrote:When your wife tries to question how much "your little army dudes" cost, you remind her that she has a horse to deflect the answer.

When your army costs more than the horse you own.

You get in a fight with a friend over who would win, specific models from the Eldar codex or Protoss units.

Ail-Shan wrote:You get in a fight with a friend over who would win, specific models from the Eldar codex or Protoss units.

That's two kinds of too much!

When you wonder what being in the 40k universe could take on Eva Unit 01 with the S2 engine.

TRISKELION7 wrote:

When you see someone miss a skeet with a shotgun and think "that's twin-linked, statistically he should have hit!"

Well if it was twin-linked than it was an over-under shotgun... the moron just forgot to roll again...

When you understand all of the references on this thread.

Battle_Brother_Bruening wrote:

TRISKELION7 wrote:

When you see someone miss a skeet with a shotgun and think "that's twin-linked, statistically he should have hit!"

Well if it was twin-linked than it was an over-under shotgun... the moron just forgot to roll again...

But if it was a standard double barrel (with the barrels side by side) that would make it assault 2, just like Storm Bolters

abaddon276 wrote:

Battle_Brother_Bruening wrote:

TRISKELION7 wrote:

When you see someone miss a skeet with a shotgun and think "that's twin-linked, statistically he should have hit!"

Well if it was twin-linked than it was an over-under shotgun... the moron just forgot to roll again...

But if it was a standard double barrel (with the barrels side by side) that would make it assault 2, just like Storm Bolters

Eh either way it would be twin-linked I think.

Continuing with the thread.

When you hear thunder and lightning and think if the town is getting orbitally bombarded.

When it is a debate to get gas or a model to spend your last 30 bucks on.

(from wife) when you stay up late and post stupid things on stupid forums when you should be in bed with me.

When you wish Adidas would change to A.D.I.D.A.40k

When you write a large amount of fluff on your army thinking it is completely unique when the first book you read and proceedingly forget about deals with their home planet and you are torn between scraping the entire thing or working with it. Fething nightbringer

When you bookmark toolbar has GW, Dakka, 40k wiki, lexicanum and forge world as the first 5 bookmarks.

When other books lose interest because they don't match up to the awesomeness and epicness of 40k.

When you try and convince your brother to change his Xbox live tag to a 40k name.

The simple fact that this thread is still going

Not a 40k one: but you know your a metalhead when blind guardian comes on and your shirt inexplicably comes off an you start throwing up the \../

gendoikari87 wrote:Not a 40k one: but you know your a metalhead when blind guardian comes on and your shirt inexplicably comes off an you start throwing up the \../

Wait, what?

Basically translate as rocking out.

What is meant by metalhead?

The glass ninja wrote:What is meant by metalhead?

his favorite genre of music is Metal of some variety. Either Death Metal, Speed Metal, Thrash Metal, Grunge Metal, Nu Metal, Classic Metal, etc.