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2010/11/05 11:57:20
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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The Imperator wrote:When you start a horus heresy book club...not guilty but i have been thinking alot about it.
why? why did you have to put that idea into my head? That's just so mean.
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BaronIveagh wrote:What's really scary is HESH shotgun slugs. Them and fireflys.
Wait... what High Explosive Squash Head slugs? That's epic win!!!! 
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2010/11/05 13:41:35
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fresh-Faced New User
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When you wonder who told nids that a genestealer is XX points so they can only use so many against them today
When you wonder if the point cost of a model is its salary.
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2010/11/05 13:46:13
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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You know you play too much 40K when you branch out to other games like..... WARMACHINE!
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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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2010/11/05 18:03:56
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
Rhode Island
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1. You challenge a fantasy player to a game, telling him he can use his empire as space marines.....
2. You try to learn a fantasy game, using your orcs from the future....
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W/D/L/ A(a= Annihilated beyond doubt)
Orks =44/2/9/2 15k+ pts (assembled/broken)
Black Templar= 4/1/2/1 3k 2k pts (assembled)
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2010/11/05 19:08:39
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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actually empire would be more IG/space marines.
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2010/11/05 19:12:05
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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6. You really want a sticker that says "My other car is a Battle Barge" in your rear window,this is me except "battle barge" is "land raider"
Or, when you break your leg, then think "damn Friggin' rolled a 4 on my damage chart..." 
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 The Ailarian Medal of Literary Endurance, yes, it's shiny |
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2010/11/07 19:58:48
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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When you post pictures like this on dakka:
http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/upcoming/?pid=4173&from=recMap2
I didn't make it so don't blame me...
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2010/11/07 21:41:29
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Kovnik
Bristol
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When your last words are
'Only in death does duty end'...Followed by 'Now wheres the kheking Dreadnought?''
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2010/11/07 22:24:15
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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When you are insulted at the fact that that picture refers to Creed as "them"
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2010/11/08 08:59:55
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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Jaon wrote:
When you are insulted at the fact that that picture refers to Creed as "them"
I agree with this, i don't even know that much about Creed, but i know theres only one of him
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The Ailarian Medal of Literary Endurance, yes, it's shiny |
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2010/11/08 14:24:55
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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When you consult your flow chart and find that
You iz mukkin' about
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S'all fun and games until some no life troll master debates all over your space manz & ruins it for you |
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2010/11/11 21:19:35
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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When you wish OCC or some other bike company would get around to making a legit assault bike.
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 -1750 pt - 50% painted
 -1000 pt- 50% painted
Set up shop and blast 'em to pieces is my favourite strategy.
DT:80+S+G+M--B--I+Pw40k10#-D+A+/wWD-R++T(T)DM+
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2010/11/11 21:34:47
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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Whe you try to convince your history teacher that The USA is ruled by Teh Spehs Emprerah, and not by a president.
When your teacher gives you a zero, and tells you that there never was such a thing like Teh Spehs Emperah, only a wellfaring nation ruled by American presidents.
And the you yell "HERESY!" , and then think your teacher will actually be shot down by an inquisitor.
.....Not the case, and you still get a zero for behaviour.
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2010/11/11 22:45:32
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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When your wife drops and breaks your newly painted Thunder Wolf Lord and breaks it, you yell heretic thou must burn and she just shakes her head, apologises and says she is not Tzeetch..even though she has no interest in 40K now or ever
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DC:80S++G+M+B+IPw40k96#-D++A++++/fWD180R+T(T)DM+
Please check out my Wolves: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/333299.page
Space Wolves Ragnars Great Company (4000) 
Ultramarines IV Company (4000)  
Cadia's Foot your Ass (3000)  
Khorne's Fluffy Bunnies (2500)   
Praetorian Titan Legion (3 big angry robots + 1 skinny tech priest)
High Elves, Empire, Dark Elves, Brettonians |
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2010/11/11 22:50:19
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Scrazza wrote:Whe you try to convince your history teacher that The USA is ruled by Teh Spehs Emprerah, and not by a president.
When your teacher gives you a zero, and tells you that there never was such a thing like Teh Spehs Emperah, only a wellfaring nation ruled by American presidents.
And the you yell "HERESY!" , and then think your teacher will actually be shot down by an inquisitor.
.....Not the case, and you still get a zero for behaviour.
wat
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/11/12 20:05:44
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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When you wonder when the new codex for your girlfriend is being released, as she just isn't fun to play with anymore compared to the shiny new girlfriends your friends have, forcing you to use the 'counts as' rule in the bedroom.
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2010/11/12 20:08:14
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Why won't this thread die?
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2010/11/12 20:08:23
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
Arlington TX, but want to be back in Seattle WA
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ArbitorIan wrote:you spend all your working day on dakka reading topics like this
Exactly!
-- When you start to notice the color preference of your clothes is changing based on the chapter you play
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 4250 points of Blood Angels goodness, sweet and silky W12-L6-D4
 1000 points of Teil-Shan (my own scheme) Eldar Craftworld in progress
800 points of unassembled Urban themed Imperial Guard
650 points of my do-it-yourself Tempest Guard
 675 points of Commoraghs finest!
The Dude - "Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man."
Lord Helmet - "I bet she gives great helmet."
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2010/11/13 11:46:32
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Daedricbob wrote:When you wonder when the new codex for your girlfriend is being released, as she just isn't fun to play with anymore compared to the shiny new girlfriends your friends have, forcing you to use the 'counts as' rule in the bedroom.
lol
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2010/11/13 15:19:04
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Daedricbob wrote:When you wonder when the new codex for your girlfriend is being released, as she just isn't fun to play with anymore compared to the shiny new girlfriends your friends have, forcing you to use the 'counts as' rule in the bedroom.
I have still yet to get a codex. (Bastards)
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/11/13 15:23:02
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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When you sacrifice 888 people and use their blood to make a pact with Khorne that he will strike down the next person to comment on this thread in return for your soul.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2010/11/13 15:25:35
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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purplefood wrote:When you sacrifice 888 people and use their blood to make a pact with Khorne that he will strike down the next person to comment on this thread in return for your soul.
D:
When you reach 3000 posts you start taking pics of every single marine you have.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/11/13 18:51:30
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Asherian Command wrote:purplefood wrote:When you sacrifice 888 people and use their blood to make a pact with Khorne that he will strike down the next person to comment on this thread in return for your soul.
D:
When you reach 3000 posts you start taking pics of every single marine you have.
ZAP!
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2010/11/15 23:17:17
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lord of the Fleet
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Daedricbob wrote:When you wonder when the new codex for your girlfriend is being released, as she just isn't fun to play with anymore compared to the shiny new girlfriends your friends have, forcing you to use the 'counts as' rule in the bedroom.
But, wait, Codex: Dark Eldar is out, right? 
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2010/11/15 23:18:45
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Hahaha that is true.
When you are cranky about the new Storm Raven and wish to destroy it and call down an exterminatus upon it.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/11/15 23:21:45
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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When everyone around you understands what you're talking about again.
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Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. |
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2010/11/15 23:32:01
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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When you invite a friend round for a game of 40k and when you've finished realise its 1PM. The NEXT day.
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2010/11/16 00:17:20
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You reach the end of page 7 on this thread; sigh, and tell yourself there's only 78 more pages left...
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2010/11/16 00:34:41
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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Asherian Command wrote:Hahaha that is true.
When you are cranky about the new Storm Raven and wish to destroy it and call down an exterminatus upon it.
When you squeal like a girl at the notion that they have released the storm raven model, then cry when you find out it hasn't been 
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2010/11/16 01:32:28
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Daedricbob wrote:When you wonder when the new codex for your girlfriend is being released, as she just isn't fun to play with anymore compared to the shiny new girlfriends your friends have, forcing you to use the 'counts as' rule in the bedroom.
*sniff* *Sniff* I smell someone recently single.
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