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2010/11/18 18:13:55
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Ok thank you i just got confused as i am a member of dystopiatic ECO.
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2010/11/18 22:41:03
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ensis Ferrae wrote:The glass ninja wrote:What is meant by metalhead?
his favorite genre of music is Metal of some variety. Either Death Metal, Speed Metal, Thrash Metal, Grunge Metal, Nu Metal, Classic Metal, etc.
HERESY ALL!!!!!! True Metal lies in the hearts of power metal, speed metal and orchestral metal!!!!! LONG LIVE THE GAURDIANS OF THE BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!
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2010/11/19 02:38:33
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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gendoikari87 wrote:Ensis Ferrae wrote:The glass ninja wrote:What is meant by metalhead?
his favorite genre of music is Metal of some variety. Either Death Metal, Speed Metal, Thrash Metal, Grunge Metal, Nu Metal, Classic Metal, etc.
HERESY ALL!!!!!! True Metal lies in the hearts of power metal, speed metal and orchestral metal!!!!! LONG LIVE THE GAURDIANS OF THE BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll stab you(jk)
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/11/19 05:52:21
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You cant stab me.. i am wearing the most brutal form of metal... armor around!!! I mean honestly, who could stand up to the sheer awesome of Viking Metal!? In all truthfulness, the best kind of metal is the kind thats "Turned up to 11"
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2010/11/19 06:15:47
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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Ensis Ferrae wrote:You cant stab me.. i am wearing the most brutal form of metal... armor around!!! I mean honestly, who could stand up to the sheer awesome of Viking Metal!? In all truthfulness, the best kind of metal is the kind thats "Turned up to 11"
+1 to that
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actiondan wrote:According to popular belief I cannot use drop pods because only the Imperium can organize itself enough to put 10 men in a container and fire it at a planet.
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2010/11/19 08:58:09
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Screamin' Stormboy
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Fools! Our beloved Dethklok are the most metal! Blacker than the blackest blackness times infinity! By all that is dark and evil I command you to rise up and make me a sandwich!
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 10,000 crunchy points of green domination
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2010/11/19 09:31:42
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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Lonecoon wrote:When your wife tries to question how much "your little army dudes" cost, you remind her that she has a horse to deflect the answer.
Oh my god *claps hands like an excited teenager who has discovered masturbation* I do that
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DC:80S++G+M+B+IPw40k96#-D++A++++/fWD180R+T(T)DM+
Please check out my Wolves: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/333299.page
Space Wolves Ragnars Great Company (4000) 
Ultramarines IV Company (4000)  
Cadia's Foot your Ass (3000)  
Khorne's Fluffy Bunnies (2500)   
Praetorian Titan Legion (3 big angry robots + 1 skinny tech priest) 
High Elves, Empire, Dark Elves, Brettonians |
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2010/11/19 12:14:14
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch
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First of all:
I listen to every kind of metal, so... lets all be metalhead friends!
When someone asks you what "those little gun dolls" cost and you tell them 150 points for ten of them, not including upgrades.
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2010/11/19 14:40:36
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ensis Ferrae wrote:You cant stab me.. i am wearing the most brutal form of metal... armor around!!! I mean honestly, who could stand up to the sheer awesome of Viking Metal!? In all truthfulness, the best kind of metal is the kind thats "Turned up to 11"
actually power metal doesnt need to be turned up to 11 it's actually best listened to at a reasonable volume.
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2010/11/19 22:01:12
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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gendoikari87 wrote:Ensis Ferrae wrote:You cant stab me.. i am wearing the most brutal form of metal... armor around!!! I mean honestly, who could stand up to the sheer awesome of Viking Metal!? In all truthfulness, the best kind of metal is the kind thats "Turned up to 11"
actually power metal doesnt need to be turned up to 11 it's actually best listened to at a reasonable volume.
I believe that this man just burned your face from existence.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/11/19 22:31:31
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Nah, all metal is equally good. it's just a matter of prefrence some froms do better at the melt your face, ruin your cars shocks level sound and some do better at classical music level. Which fits because contrary to popular belief metal is a decendant of classical music, and maybe a little of rock but most mostly it's just classical with the dark note added in with base guitars not pianos and flutes.
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2010/11/19 23:29:38
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lord of the Fleet
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You know you've played too much 40k and not enough warhammer when you diss flutes.
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2010/11/20 01:14:21
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Flutes are for sissys, real men use drums. And epic men use lutes.
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2010/11/20 03:24:12
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lord of the Fleet
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gendoikari87 wrote:Flutes are for sissys, real men use drums. And epic men use lutes.
No, epic men use an undead femur, hewn from their foe's greatest champion and make a flute. If more bones, and maybe some skin are available, they make a bagpipe out of it and maybe some drums. This way their undead legions can march in time and with greater precision as the unliving band plays on...
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2010/11/20 03:49:09
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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YOU ARE EPIC!!!
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2010/11/20 05:05:26
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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gendoikari87 wrote:Ensis Ferrae wrote:You cant stab me.. i am wearing the most brutal form of metal... armor around!!! I mean honestly, who could stand up to the sheer awesome of Viking Metal!? In all truthfulness, the best kind of metal is the kind thats "Turned up to 11"
actually power metal doesnt need to be turned up to 11 it's actually best listened to at a reasonable volume.
NOOOOOO! I must turn Hammerfall LOUD! RAEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Automatically Appended Next Post: gendoikari87 wrote:Flutes are for sissys, real men use drums. And epic men use lutes.
Nah. Trumpets FTW! (I'm a trumpet player, I'm supposed to be arrogant!)
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2010/11/22 00:04:46
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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SOUSAPHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/11/22 13:45:35
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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Commissar NIkev wrote:SOUSAPHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had to read that like 20 times before i filally understood what it said 
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The Ailarian Medal of Literary Endurance, yes, it's shiny |
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2010/11/22 22:37:37
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
Right behind you. No, really.
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When you are a pedestrian about to get hit by a car you yell "OH NO TANK SHOCK" and roll your Ld.
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2010/11/23 00:18:52
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lethal Lhamean
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stompydakka wrote:When you are a pedestrian about to get hit by a car you yell "OH NO TANK SHOCK" and roll your Ld.
or in the same circumstance you instead yell "Death or glory!!!" and throw your bag at it.
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2010/11/23 01:38:06
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Torin the Wayfarer wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:SOUSAPHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had to read that like 20 times before i filally understood what it said
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/11/23 02:05:46
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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....when you see a hot chick and say: "damn,I'd harvest HER Biomass..."
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
  
Armies
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2010/11/28 04:38:49
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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When you compare other priced items to models, i.e. "Man, for that tank of gas, I could have bought a tactical squad!" or "Jeez, video games cost just as much as a Land Raider now!"
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Sousaphones: they are seldom used, for such awesome power needs much training. If a neophyte attempted to harness this power, they would be destroyed.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart 
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2010/11/28 06:20:23
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Regular Dakkanaut
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When after getting a job at the local library (I just did), you can't help but chuckle when somebody calls you a Librarian.
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2010/11/28 07:25:01
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Skittari
Behind you
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When solving crosword puzzles you see how many times you can write dakka in the answer boxes.
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2010/11/28 07:36:53
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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....you get back up after getting shot because you rolled a successful invulnerable save.
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2010/11/28 11:02:51
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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micahaphone wrote:
Sousaphones: they are seldom used, for such awesome power needs much training. If a neophyte attempted to harness this power, they would be destroyed.
I lol'd like a slow when I read that
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2010/11/28 15:54:33
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:....when you see a hot chick and say: "damn,I'd harvest HER Biomass..."
That does sounds incredibly creepy just so you know
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
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2010/11/28 17:55:08
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Aurora, CO.
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You know you play too much 40K when you hear bikers on the road and speed up, fearing the power klaw to your car's rear armor.
Also, the best metal is good metal. As in everything but waking the cadaver. Waking the cadaver is horribad.
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10'000 years ago, Terra was under siege. The Sons of Rogal Dorn stood firm at the gate, never letting an inch slip away so long as we drew breath. We were killed in droves defending the Emperor and his Imperium, and we killed many in turn. We defended the Emperor and his Imperium, and this is what it means to be a Fist 
2500 worth - W114/D28/L70
 The Baleful Soul - 2000 worth -W21/D5/L4
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2010/11/28 18:00:18
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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purplefood wrote:Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:....when you see a hot chick and say: "damn,I'd harvest HER Biomass..."
That does sounds incredibly creepy just so you know
That sounds more creepy than anything D:
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