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2010/11/28 20:36:15
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Tarkand wrote:When after getting a job at the local library (I just did), you can't help but chuckle when somebody calls you a Librarian.
My mother is one too. I always fear that she will smite me if i do something wrong.
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2010/11/28 20:49:49
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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When you go to church and wonder why the priest hasn't got his eviscerator with him.
When you wonder what would happen if you were discovered by the police, covered in blood, atop a pile of corpses, holding a chainsaw in one hand, a wooden pole with a brass icon of khorne atop it in the other, shouting praises to Khorne... Seriously? Nobody else? No? Just me? Huh...
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2010/11/28 20:52:18
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Dark Angels Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
Central NJ
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When you tell your girl friend that watching the OC is an act of heresy
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2010/11/28 21:58:42
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lord of the Fleet
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Tarkand wrote:When after getting a job at the local library (I just did), you can't help but chuckle when somebody calls you a Librarian.
I have a similar problem, I try not to lol when I hear my father refereed to as 'Chapter Master'.
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2010/11/28 22:15:57
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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LOL!
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2010/11/28 23:37:59
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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LOL!!
When you comment just to keep an age old thread like this one going on a Warhammer 40k forum while in class meant to be studying for exams.
When you are on dakka so much that people in your class start asking if they can join up.
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2010/11/29 02:01:29
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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when you get excited when you here there's a movie coming out called 'True Grit' thinking it's a space wolves movie. Automatically Appended Next Post: undivided wrote:....you get back up after getting shot because you rolled a successful invulnerable save.
Actually I believe that would be more representative of feel no pain, an invuln save would be the bullet got deflected by your face.
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2010/11/29 05:22:52
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Dark Angels Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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Automatically Appended Next Post:
undivided wrote:....you get back up after getting shot because you rolled a successful invulnerable save.
Actually I believe that would be more representative of feel no pain, an invuln save would be the bullet got deflected by your face.
Actually actually i think a "we"ll be back roll" would be more appropriate.
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2010/11/29 20:19:15
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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You see a chilld on halloween dressed in armor and scream "GW is bringing back squats!!!!!!!!!!!!!???"
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Thunderfrog wrote:
+1 Str for like 5 points? To autocannons or assault cannons? Hell yea. Then the Reinforced Aegis upgrade for free AND the ability to ignore stunned shaken.. pretty much for free..
Other Dreadnaughts should just go somewhere and be a toaster.
Mattieu~~~~ It's not that eldar are bad, it's that they require a lot of intergration between units. Also, that doesnt prove anything other than GW has a huge hard-on for marines, and, given the option between making a xeno the best psykers or making a marine the best psyker, they will 9 times out of 10 choose the marine.
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Tzeentchling9 wrote:Mephy can't be swept. He is still a marine so he has the, "And They Shall Never Get Removed From The Table After Losing Combat Like Everyone Else Because They Are The Poster Boys" special rule.
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2010/11/29 23:09:41
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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HERESY! *WIELDS DAEMONHAMMER!*
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2010/11/29 23:11:28
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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Jaon wrote:HERESY! *WIELDS DAEMONHAMMER!*
*Shoots in face with plasma pistol and blows self to pieces*
When you respond with things like this ^^ 
And my plasma pistol ALWAYS results in a gets hot result! AND my armor save is - so...ya...
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Thunderfrog wrote:
+1 Str for like 5 points? To autocannons or assault cannons? Hell yea. Then the Reinforced Aegis upgrade for free AND the ability to ignore stunned shaken.. pretty much for free..
Other Dreadnaughts should just go somewhere and be a toaster.
Mattieu~~~~ It's not that eldar are bad, it's that they require a lot of intergration between units. Also, that doesnt prove anything other than GW has a huge hard-on for marines, and, given the option between making a xeno the best psykers or making a marine the best psyker, they will 9 times out of 10 choose the marine.
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Tzeentchling9 wrote:Mephy can't be swept. He is still a marine so he has the, "And They Shall Never Get Removed From The Table After Losing Combat Like Everyone Else Because They Are The Poster Boys" special rule.
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2010/11/29 23:20:57
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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When your competition pistol has double 6's Painted on it.
oh and you refer to it as a mastercrafted Autopistol
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2010/12/01 18:11:11
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
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You suffer from 40k withdrawl, where you feel physically drained after not having had a 40k game in months.
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2010/12/01 19:44:53
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fixture of Dakka
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I actually have that! I normally play weekly/every fortnight...Haven't had a game in a month...argh...
when you start thinking "was jesus a necron, coming back from the dead?" 
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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2010/12/01 19:56:04
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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@shrike-Jesus is the Sanguinor. Plus, I don't think Necrons go throwing boulders out of their way: they're a bit on the weak side physically 
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
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2010/12/01 20:01:23
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fixture of Dakka
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actually, I happen to know the sanguinor- my mum used to babysit his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandkids. He is quite cool about his job, but the hours aren't great. He is not jesus- I know the holy little demi-god too. He is, in fact, a DH.
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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2010/12/01 20:55:23
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Regular Dakkanaut
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When you write a letter of complaint to National Geographic for failing to mark the location of Imperial Palace on their map of Holy Terra.
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The Kool-Aid Man is NOT cool! He's a public menace, DESTROYING walls and buildings so he can pour his sugary juice out for people!"- Linkara on the Kool-Aid Man
htj wrote:I break my conscripts down into squads of ten, then equip them with heavy weapons and special weapons. I pay 1pt to upgrade their WS, BS and Ld, then combine them into larger squads when deployed. I've found them to be quite effective.
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2010/12/02 19:55:33
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fixture of Dakka
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that's going on my to-do list... 
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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2010/12/02 21:34:36
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Cultist of Nurgle with Open Sores
Canada
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When you get the symbol of your chaos god tattooed to your body.
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2011/02/02 06:56:46
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I was on vacation recently and when I looked out the window of my hotel room I saw this and wanted to share it. I tried to get my wife to go stand in it but she refused. Ha.
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2011/02/02 07:18:21
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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When you see pictures of Jesus and wonder why the Emperor has his armor off.
When you pretend to understand art theory because you paint.
When all of a sudden random items fill your pockets/bags for your conversions/terrain.
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Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
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WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW
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2011/02/02 07:38:28
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Wow, this thread had been going since 2008....well done to HellsGuardian316 for inventing the possible longest running thread of all time  KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE Automatically Appended Next Post: Skalk Bloodaxe wrote:I was on vacation recently and when I looked out the window of my hotel room I saw this and wanted to share it. I tried to get my wife to go stand in it but she refused. Ha.
FTW 
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- "Do not believe in me who believes in you, do not believe in you who believes in me, but believe in you who believes in yourself! DUMBASS!"
~Dark Eldar- Pirates of the Crystal Moon - 2400 points  38/15/4
~Pre-heresy Luna Wolves- WIP! (Probably gonna be a while) 
~Recently sold sisters, GW ruined them for me  their burning of xeno's will be remembered!  (Friend bought them back for me, making them work, statement so far half stands after a lesson learnt)
~  SKAVEN - 1000 points and growing, just have assassinate a few warlords to get my way...need more cheese...
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2011/02/02 13:46:40
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Dakka Veteran
Everywhere I'm not supposed to be.
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When you talk about Morrowind with a friend, and he asks you why you keep calling it "Eldar Scrolls."
So many times...
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If you need me, I'll be busy wiping the layers of dust off my dice. |
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2011/02/02 15:11:00
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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When your subconscious is building army lists while you sleep...
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“Who is to judge what is right and what is wrong? Great and powerful foes surround us; unknown miscreants gnaw at us from within. We are threatened with total annihilation. In days such as these we can afford no luxury of morality.” |
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2011/02/02 16:18:56
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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tavoittamaton wrote:When your subconscious is building army lists while you sleep...
wait......thats a bad thing? o.t. when the only two things you do in school are think of new tactics, and think of new lists
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2011/02/02 16:19:04
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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When you work for a company that is working on the U.S. Navy's EM Railgun and all you can think about is "The Tau do it better..."
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3rd Edition Blood Angel player, brought back to the game...
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2011/02/02 18:30:48
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fixture of Dakka
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when you see a security sign saying "warning! This site is protected by deafwatch security." and laugh. This happened at a college I visited.
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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/02/02 20:20:55
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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You are locked out of your room and you think "Gosh darnit wheres a thunder hammer when you need one?"
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2011/02/02 20:30:09
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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PraetorDave wrote:You are locked out of your room and you think "Gosh darnit wheres a thunder hammer when you need one?"
+1 I agree with this.
You are walking into school and you wish that a thunderhawk could blow it up and that way you didn't have to have school. (but knowing my school we would still have school in the giant crater.)
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2011/02/03 01:38:54
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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When you walk into a room and call a meat cleaver a "Choppa."
When you see BDSM and go, "Wow. Dark Eldar costplayers really get into it."
When firing a gun, shout 'DAKKADAKKADAKKA!!!"
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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