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When you post in a 40k thread, on a 40k forum, just to keep it alive.

chowderhead13 wrote:When you walk into a room and call a meat cleaver a "Choppa."

When you see BDSM and go, "Wow. Dark Eldar costplayers really get into it."

When firing a gun, shout 'DAKKADAKKADAKKA!!!"

Is it bad that I have done two of those?


When your cousin calls M & M Emmies. You want some, so you shout "EMMIES! WE NEED EMMIES!"

When you see the Air Force's anti-missile laser (experimental) and you think, no AP, this is a waste...

When you have converted a 9.99 bike helmet to a Guard helmet and have worn it Paint balling

When you have used quotes from the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer around co-workers that are oblivious to 40K's existence and they all think you're very religious

When a co-worker has seen your Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting primer and asks to read it and you reply "Sorry Military Personelle only"

When you have sandbag dugouts for paint ball, but they are positioned based on all the Guard Codecies and White Dwarf issues recommend

Field Marshall Terry wrote:When you have used quotes from the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer around co-workers that are oblivious to 40K's existence and they all think you're very religious

When your Co-workers say they hope for something and you reply "Hope is the first step on the road to disapointment"

Slarg232 wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:When you walk into a room and call a meat cleaver a "Choppa."

When you see BDSM and go, "Wow. Dark Eldar costplayers really get into it."

When firing a gun, shout 'DAKKADAKKADAKKA!!!"

Is it bad that I have done two of those?

Which two? Because 've done all 3.

When you call the locals of Roswell NM, heretics and traitors for praising the xeno scum

When you and the wife are about to get busy you stop everything and try and seize initiative...

chowderhead13 wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:When you walk into a room and call a meat cleaver a "Choppa."

When you see BDSM and go, "Wow. Dark Eldar costplayers really get into it."

When firing a gun, shout 'DAKKADAKKADAKKA!!!"

Is it bad that I have done two of those?

Which two? Because 've done all 3.

1 and 3.

Though I do "DAKKADAKKADAKKA" all the time while playing video games.

When you see an ad for a psychic you wonder what the phone number of the Inquisition is.

Eldramesha wrote:You refer to classic american gas-guzzlers as "Pre-Heresy"

LOL!

=I= White-Wolf wrote:Wow, this thread had been going since 2008....well done to HellsGuardian316 for inventing the possible longest running thread of all time KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE


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Skalk Bloodaxe wrote:I was on vacation recently and when I looked out the window of my hotel room I saw this and wanted to share it. I tried to get my wife to go stand in it but she refused. Ha.

FTW

You know you've been posting on too many forums when you can think of two threads longer running then this, one of which you started... in 2005.

wow...I remember seeing this thread the day I joined...lol...

When someone asks you why your doing something that is totally inconsequently and and insignificant and you say "For the emperor"

Jaon wrote:When you post in a 40k thread, on a 40k forum, just to keep it alive.

When you see someone post about posting on a 40K thread on a 40K forum just to keep it alive and say "wait a minute... that was ME!"

Skalk Bloodaxe wrote:

Jaon wrote:When you post in a 40k thread, on a 40k forum, just to keep it alive.

When you see someone post about posting on a 40K thread on a 40K forum just to keep it alive and say "wait a minute... that was ME!"

Was it? Oops

Whenever you see a dice with a 1 on it and think "Thats a dead terminator right there "

Jaon wrote:

Skalk Bloodaxe wrote:

Jaon wrote:When you post in a 40k thread, on a 40k forum, just to keep it alive.

When you see someone post about posting on a 40K thread on a 40K forum just to keep it alive and say "wait a minute... that was ME!"

Was it? Oops

Whenever you see a dice with a 1 on it and think "Thats a dead terminator right there "

Totally. I feel like my dice hate my terminators. Just my terminators...

When you have an irrational fear of cicadas because they remind you of tyranids...

Field Marshall Terry wrote:When you see the Air Force's anti-missile laser (experimental) and you think, no AP, this is a waste...

When you have converted a 9.99 bike helmet to a Guard helmet and have worn it Paint balling

When you have used quotes from the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer around co-workers that are oblivious to 40K's existence and they all think you're very religious

When a co-worker has seen your Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting primer and asks to read it and you reply "Sorry Military Personelle only"

When you have sandbag dugouts for paint ball, but they are positioned based on all the Guard Codecies and White Dwarf issues recommend

I think i have done this.

When you look at a kids toy car and think of how you could make it orky.

You pull out your teeth and try to buy things with them.

When you build army lists just to build army lists
When you can speak rudimentary Eldar (this is true)
You can quote lines from your Codex
When hearing about Japan during WW2, the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the phrase 'Fanatical devotion to the God Emperor' is 'Imperium'
When playing Team Fortress you refer to the Engineer as a Tech-Priest
When you attempt to appease the machine spirit of a damaged appliance (I tried to do this to my friend's X-Box, there was some issue with it and she asked me to fix it, keeping a strait face, I began to stroke the machine and whisper prayers to it)
When you hear the term Furry, you think of a Space Wolf
You see toys and wonder what you could proxy them as
You shout THE EMPEROR IS WATCHING! down the halls of random buildings (also done this)
Whilst in German class, your teacher asks you if you know what the word Arbeit means, and you shout; ADEPTUS ARBITES, THE POLICE OF THE IMPERIUM! (also guilty)
You have said a prayer to the God Emperor (yep)
You've cursed your opponent's dice in the name of Tzeentch (done it)
You have a selection of 40k jokes
When using units with lasguns, you go 'PEW PEW!'
You've cosplayed as a Commissar and spent all day screaming at people and 'motivating' them with a foam sword. (proud to do it to)
While cosplaying you sang, Wave of Motivation (uh-huh)
You have memorized Der Kommissar for the sole purpose of singing it during games with your guardsmen

Mordoskul wrote:You've cosplayed as a Commissar and spent all day screaming at people and 'motivating' them with a foam sword. (proud to do it to)
While cosplaying you sang, Wave of Motivation (uh-huh)

I'm sorry, but if I did see someone cosplay a Commisar "motivating people" I would go for it, totally.

I posted this on a contest on facebook:

Oh man, I hope I win, I doubt it, but I hope.

Hope is the first step on the road to dissapointment

and get twenty "likes" on it in an hour.

If you have an old car that has trouble starting, you pray to the machine spirit to start it.

Oddly enough that always works...

When you see a comic by Dan Abnett of Optimus Prime fighting zombies and figure its an unused story for a Titan fighting necrons...

When you get an "A" in the Probability section of your math class because you've done mathhammer so much.

When you spend your school time wondering the religious philosophies of all the 40K races. When you make dog tags and body bags fir your guard just so you can bag and tag them. After every battle you paint medals on your three best performing figures. When you read Dakka every night instead of sleeping, then get shouted at by people for falling asleep mumbling for the Emperor! When playing Alien vs Predator all you can think of is that you wish you had a termIe suit. When you brand your cat a Heretic for drinking your paint water and knocking over all your precious plastic men. When someone says something incrompehensible you ask if they can repeat it in Gothic (the imperiums language iirc) When you point a laser at your maths teacher screaming "for the emperor"

When you have one 40k dream of you being in a 40k story line.

Sorry IPod won't let me fit it all in one post. When talking to people you randomly start talking orkish. When you order an exterminatus on your IPod because it wouldn't work meaning it was mocking the ommnissiah (machine god). Realising you need your iPod and decide to reason with its machine spirit only to be looked upon strangely by everyone it he coffee shop you are in. When you get somthing wrong and take a leadership test, if test is failed you shout "and I shall know much fear!" before sprinting off (until you regroup of course) and finally when you read most of this thread in one night.


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Asherian Command wrote:When you have one 40k dream of you being in a 40k story line.

. Guilty numerous times. Just thought of one I feel real stupid about when a girl you like comes to your house and steps on your 40k people and you flip and kick her out

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Asherian Command wrote:When you have one 40k dream of you being in a 40k story line.

. Guilty numerous times.

Ok, now I'm no apothecary, but that can't be good....
OT when you wish for a land speeder storm (obviously for more transport room for your army) for when the highway/road is closed to your FLGS

You read the 40K rulebook just to see the DE Mandrake's boobs.