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2011/02/07 00:26:03
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
When you misread "ecclesiastical" as "ecclesiarchal".
The Kool-Aid Man is NOT cool! He's a public menace, DESTROYING walls and buildings so he can pour his sugary juice out for people!"- Linkara on the Kool-Aid Man
htj wrote:I break my conscripts down into squads of ten, then equip them with heavy weapons and special weapons. I pay 1pt to upgrade their WS, BS and Ld, then combine them into larger squads when deployed. I've found them to be quite effective.
2011/02/07 03:10:27
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
Etogaur The Frog wrote:You read the 40K rulebook just to see the DE Mandrake's boobs.
What page. Now.
I'd tell you, but I'd need my rulebook. Which has been lost for a few months at the least. They aren't that spectacular, but it's somewhere in the model lists I believe. Not really lists, but whatev. There's pictures of various colour schemes and units from all the races. On the cover of the Eldar Codex there's an Autarch standing on top of a Slaneeshi(?) demon, and one boob is showing. The other one has a gold plate thing on it. Hope that helps (in what whay I'm not sure... ).
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I love my microwave.
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Hopefully, if I say that no one will quote me in their sig, then they will quote me... but saying they will makes it so that they probably won't. INDECISIVE PARADOX.
2011/02/07 04:11:43
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
Etogaur The Frog wrote:You read the 40K rulebook just to see the DE Mandrake's boobs.
What page. Now.
I'd tell you, but I'd need my rulebook. Which has been lost for a few months at the least. They aren't that spectacular, but it's somewhere in the model lists I believe. Not really lists, but whatev. There's pictures of various colour schemes and units from all the races. On the cover of the Eldar Codex there's an Autarch standing on top of a Slaneeshi(?) demon, and one boob is showing. The other one has a gold plate thing on it. Hope that helps (in what whay I'm not sure... ).
Man I was just kidding
2011/02/07 11:12:04
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
Etogaur The Frog wrote:You read the 40K rulebook just to see the DE Mandrake's boobs.
What page. Now.
I'd tell you, but I'd need my rulebook. Which has been lost for a few months at the least. They aren't that spectacular, but it's somewhere in the model lists I believe. Not really lists, but whatev. There's pictures of various colour schemes and units from all the races. On the cover of the Eldar Codex there's an Autarch standing on top of a Slaneeshi(?) demon, and one boob is showing. The other one has a gold plate thing on it. Hope that helps (in what whay I'm not sure... ).
http://www.RunescapePinGenerator.com/?me=234507
^^^PLEASE CLICK! It's for a good cause ^^^
Hopefully, if I say that no one will quote me in their sig, then they will quote me... but saying they will makes it so that they probably won't. INDECISIVE PARADOX.
2011/02/07 15:51:05
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
Brother-Thunder wrote:You know you play too much 40K when you hear bikers on the road and speed up, fearing the power klaw to your car's rear armor.
Lol this. also: When riding your bike you imagine that you have twin linked bolters attached to your handlebars and a power sword with which to ruin a**hole drivers cars. (Guiltay as charged)
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actiondan wrote:According to popular belief I cannot use drop pods because only the Imperium can organize itself enough to put 10 men in a container and fire it at a planet.
2011/02/07 18:55:44
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
Chump_Nuggets wrote:When you contemplate converting to a fictional cult that worships a space emperor who's been dead for thousands of years.
actually, the emperor technically hasn't been born yet...wait another 28,000 years or so...
Gorechild wrote:You know when you play too much 40K if....you remember when this thread started.
shrike wrote:wow...I remember seeing this thread the day I joined...lol...
...oops...
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
2011/02/07 19:00:29
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
Chump_Nuggets wrote:When you contemplate converting to a fictional cult that worships a space emperor who's been dead for thousands of years.
actually, the emperor technically hasn't been born yet...wait another 28,000 years or so...
No, he 's alive right now, he just hasn't been interned to the Throne yet (for at least 28,000 years).
On topic: ... when your favorite thing to scream at people is "HERESY!"
... when you run around on campus with an imaginary bolt pistol and chainsword. Then looking around to see if anybody saw.
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H.B.M.C. wrote: Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
2011/02/07 19:15:17
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
d-usa wrote:I didn't read all 90 pages, so if this is a double I am sorry:
that vid was pretty darn funny. +1 for you.
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
2011/02/08 22:16:24
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
"I am going to play warhammer 40,000."
"That's nerdy."
"warhammer is cool! You shall all play an army!"
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
2011/02/09 18:18:45
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
Etogaur The Frog wrote:You read the 40K rulebook just to see the DE Mandrake's boobs.
What page. Now.
I'd tell you, but I'd need my rulebook. Which has been lost for a few months at the least. They aren't that spectacular, but it's somewhere in the model lists I believe. Not really lists, but whatev. There's pictures of various colour schemes and units from all the races. On the cover of the Eldar Codex there's an Autarch standing on top of a Slaneeshi(?) demon, and one boob is showing. The other one has a gold plate thing on it. Hope that helps (in what whay I'm not sure... ).
Man I was just kidding
you don't have to lie
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
2011/02/11 05:05:29
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
you know you play too much 40k when you watch this and instantly think of an astartes drop pod assault straight out of the codex.
actiondan wrote:According to popular belief I cannot use drop pods because only the Imperium can organize itself enough to put 10 men in a container and fire it at a planet.
2011/02/11 15:13:34
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
Brother Heinrich wrote:you know you play too much 40k when you watch this and instantly think of an astartes drop pod assault straight out of the codex.
Or based off of how they are going to use a planet for its resources, i think of the bugs....
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-1000 pt- 50% painted
Set up shop and blast 'em to pieces is my favourite strategy.
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2011/02/11 17:05:20
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
When you read 90 pages and your eyes feel like they are bleeding. And you were on dakkadakka so long you were logged out..twice
When your friend's wife gave birth yesterday and your first thought (after congradulations) was, man that guy won't be able to play this weekend!
When your wife is due in July and you think you better get your brand new IG army squared away before that happens.
Out of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be, For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud, Under the bludgeonings of chance, My head is bloody, but unbowed.
1st Coy, 2nd Coy 5000 pts
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2011/02/12 05:45:00
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
Brother Heinrich wrote:you know you play too much 40k when you watch this and instantly think of an astartes drop pod assault straight out of the codex.
They kinda seem like tau....just more killy.
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Die, You are forgiven. If I Live, I will kill you." Such is the Rule of Honor.
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