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2011/02/13 12:44:27
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Regular Dakkanaut
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When you draw 40k rule 34.
Seriously, go outside. Have sex with a real person. PLEASE.
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When you draw 40k rule 34.
Go outside. seriously.
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2011/02/13 15:20:24
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Maybe they just wanna picture the other person in 40k form.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/02/13 21:09:03
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
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When you refer to historical facts as "fluff"
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2011/02/14 19:00:55
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lord of the Fleet
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Mr Meatballs wrote:When you draw 40k rule 34.
Seriously, go outside. Have sex with a real person. PLEASE.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
When you draw 40k rule 34.
Go outside. seriously.
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POST!
I'd like an exception to this one for those of us who draw it for profit.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/02/14 19:01:17
Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2011/02/14 19:05:13
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fixture of Dakka
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The Defenestrator wrote:The Defenestrator wrote:
you feel the need to consider your own statline, then mathhammer yourself against various 40k opponents.
I gotta do that...
you secretly hope and pray your country becomes/rejoins an Empire, solely for the purpose of bringing phrases such as "In the Emperor's Name!" into vogue.
guilty. 
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/02/14 19:19:41
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Ravager
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When you join the military thinking its just like 40k
When are are in the military and consider which weapon in real life depicts the 40k version
When people ask you why you play with dolls but you respond they arent dolls they are people to.
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So what did a squad of Fire Dragons say to the ork stompa?
 MUhahahahah Apocaliptic Explosion!!!  
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2011/02/16 05:26:34
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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...When ever your cat scratches the couch and You pick up the water sprayer and yell: "SUFFER NOT THE HERESY OF THE CAT!!!" And then you squirt the cat.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/02/16 05:27:18
Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
  
Armies
- Choppygutz' Warband 
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2011/02/16 10:08:39
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Nasty Nob
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Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:...When ever your cat scratches the couch and You pick up the water sprayer and yell: "SUFFER NOT THE HERESY OF THE CAT!!!" And then you squirt the cat.
Almost guilty...
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2011/02/16 15:58:55
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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All of these are so fething great!
Whenever you win at a game you declare yourself as "Profit of da Waaagh"
Your friends back you up in a fight by pulling out a Waaagh banner to increase your Weapon Skill
You call your used car "Da Battlewagon"
You taped an electric turkey carver, can opener, and corkscrew together to make a Power Klaw
(Never tried the last one, but that sounds a bit fun and a bit illegal)
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2011/02/16 18:14:51
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Spawn of Chaos
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While listening to music, you wonder how the lyrics would read if an Ork wrote them.
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The Starcrossed Legion (link to blog)    2000+
GENERATION 9: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment
DR:90SGMB++I+Pw40k08#-D+A+/sWD-R+++T(Ot)DM+
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2011/02/16 20:23:11
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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FyoraSilverwolf wrote:While listening to music, you wonder how the lyrics would read if an Ork wrote them.
Thats easy. Orks can't read so the lyrics would be scribbles. And a lot of freestyle apping about Teef
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2011/02/19 10:04:56
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lubeck
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....you realize your ability to chat up women in bars is greatly increased while drinking beer...and you think along the lines "Apparently, just like Wyches need combat drugs, I simply need conversation drugs! That's not so bad, isn't it?"
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2011/02/20 21:13:37
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Guarding Guardian
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When you don't know what Halo : Reach/Black Ops is. Definitely not guilty.
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I love my microwave.
DC:90-S+G++M-B--I+Pw40k10-D++A++/eWD-R+T(M)DM+
http://www.RunescapePinGenerator.com/?me=234507
^^^PLEASE CLICK! It's for a good cause  ^^^
Hopefully, if I say that no one will quote me in their sig, then they will quote me... but saying they will makes it so that they probably won't. INDECISIVE PARADOX. |
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2011/02/20 21:16:53
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Crushing Clawed Fiend
chattoonaga tennesse
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You know that someone plays to much 40K when they pray to their computers saying that its spirit need to be soothed.
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Army:
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2011/02/23 04:47:50
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
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When you're in denial that you play too much 40k.
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2011/02/23 10:31:19
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hacking Proxy Mk.1
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jrmudo wrote:You know that someone plays to much 40K when they pray to their computers saying that its spirit need to be soothed.
Thats not too much 40k, its just being practical.
How else am I supposed to make my computer run faster?
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 Fafnir wrote:Oh, I certainly vote with my dollar, but the problem is that that is not enough. The problem with the 'vote with your dollar' response is that it doesn't take into account why we're not buying the product. I want to enjoy 40k enough to buy back in. It was my introduction to traditional games, and there was a time when I enjoyed it very much. I want to buy 40k, but Gamesworkshop is doing their very best to push me away, and simply not buying their product won't tell them that.
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2011/02/23 10:48:55
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Frightnening Fiend of Slaanesh
Rochester
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Just found I've got three spots next to each other in a triangular pattern and seem to have a mark of nurgle on my cheek...not even that spotty btw lol
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2011/02/23 10:50:20
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets
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...when every "interesting" piece of scrap is piled in your workroom as "future scenery projects"
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2011/02/23 12:47:01
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Krazed Killa Kan
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jrmudo wrote:You know that someone plays to much 40K when they pray to their computers saying that its spirit need to be soothed.
davij wrote:Just found I've got three spots next to each other in a triangular pattern and seem to have a mark of nurgle on my cheek...not even that spotty btw lol
Have been guilty of both...
When you post in one of these threads
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2011/02/24 23:49:05
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Guarding Guardian
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When you get your friend that refuses to play to say everything is blasphemous and heretical. Best part is that he's Asian.
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I love my microwave.
DC:90-S+G++M-B--I+Pw40k10-D++A++/eWD-R+T(M)DM+
http://www.RunescapePinGenerator.com/?me=234507
^^^PLEASE CLICK! It's for a good cause ^^^
Hopefully, if I say that no one will quote me in their sig, then they will quote me... but saying they will makes it so that they probably won't. INDECISIVE PARADOX. |
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2011/02/25 13:49:31
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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When a popular guy at school who knows you play 40k says to his mates "I'm just gunna play a 40k 5-way free for all with this kid tonight" mockingly, and your reply is "But then we will have to make up more complicated rules for shooting into multiple combats!".
Guilty as charged
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2011/02/25 13:51:45
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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When you open a old computer and think, "Wow. That would make some nice fusion generators."
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/02/25 14:09:52
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Screamin' Stormboy
Suffolk, UK
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When you spend 20 minutes in the shower looking at a shampoo and imagining a way to tun into Tau scenery.
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2011/02/25 14:16:27
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fixture of Dakka
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SoloFalcon1138 wrote:...when every "interesting" piece of scrap is piled in your workroom as "future scenery projects"
Cnevets wrote:When you're in denial that you play too much 40k.
Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:...When ever your cat scratches the couch and You pick up the water sprayer and yell: "SUFFER NOT THE HERESY OF THE CAT!!!" And then you squirt the cat.
Cnevets wrote:When you refer to historical facts as "fluff"
guilty.
except ghazghkull's one is...whenever your dog eats your food or treads on your models you pick up the newspaper/magazine/pillow/tennis ball and yell "HERETIC!!!" and then throw/hit it with the newpaper/magazine/pillow/tennis ball.
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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/02/25 14:39:25
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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When you have a good vocabulary but only beacuse you it read to much bl
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2011/02/25 14:41:57
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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When you spend so much money on your PC to upgrade it that you may as well have bought a new PC just so you can play Dawn of War II 40K.
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2011/02/25 17:34:32
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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When you decide that the fiction assignment you are working on does not compare to your fluff and decide to use the fluff instead.
which I will add to dakka once I finish and wait long enough not to be accused of plagiarism.
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 -1750 pt - 50% painted
 -1000 pt- 50% painted
Set up shop and blast 'em to pieces is my favourite strategy.
DT:80+S+G+M--B--I+Pw40k10#-D+A+/wWD-R++T(T)DM+
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2011/02/25 18:23:33
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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When you're in philosophy class, and your professor is talking about a malicious god, you have to resist the urge to say "are we talking about tzeentch, nurgle, or khaine?"
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2011/02/26 04:57:13
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Someone asks you what's wrong with their car. You say the machine spirit is sick and they need to pray to the Omnissiah.
You're a mechanic, and they paid you for that.
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When in deadly danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.
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2011/02/26 07:51:34
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Virus Filled Maggot
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When you start to think that Mike rowe is a profit of Nurgle Automatically Appended Next Post: Shadow Nugz wrote:
you know you lay to much 40k when You have figured out that a Ditch Witch trenching tool is pretty much a small titan wepon[=quote]
Used one
Totally Guilty
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1500 pts
Warriors of Blight