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2011/02/28 04:32:33
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Guarding Guardian
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HellsGuardian316 wrote:When you spend so much money on your PC to upgrade it that you may as well have bought a new PC just so you can play Dawn of War II 40K.
My friend had to do that, but only because it was Vista. My XP has better than the recommended.
Chowderhead wrote:When you open a old computer and think, "Wow. That would make some nice fusion generators."
Not a computer, but VCR's, computer mice, old stereo's, and whatnot. I have a bunch of little knob things to be stuck into whatever I end up using for scenery.
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I love my microwave.
DC:90-S+G++M-B--I+Pw40k10-D++A++/eWD-R+T(M)DM+
http://www.RunescapePinGenerator.com/?me=234507
^^^PLEASE CLICK! It's for a good cause  ^^^
Hopefully, if I say that no one will quote me in their sig, then they will quote me... but saying they will makes it so that they probably won't. INDECISIVE PARADOX. |
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2011/02/28 05:32:56
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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...When you are in Science Class and the teacher says something about something being destroyed as a result of blah blah blah(I cant remember what she said, it was a while ago) and you burst out: "...DESTROY IT WITH FIRE!"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/02/28 19:27:24
Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
  
Armies
- Choppygutz' Warband 
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2011/02/28 06:29:03
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lord of the Fleet
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When you refer to the K-T Boundary impact as 'Exterminatus'.....
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2011/02/28 19:26:59
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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BaronIveagh wrote:When you refer to the K-T Boundary impact as 'Exterminatus'.....
AWESOME.
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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- Choppygutz' Warband
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2011/03/01 14:59:56
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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When you consider putting on your company business cards "Techpriest Engiseer" because it's actually an apt description of your job.
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I'm just a simple guy who is trying to make Daemon Princes look like Pokémon. - The Baron
That's my ACTUAL Necron Army list you turd. +27 scarabs. Stop hatin'! -Dash of Pepper |
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2011/03/02 21:41:21
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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#284792. (not that anyone is keeping track ;0) When you create a new profile on dakkadakka just to post on this forum (quilty).
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2011/03/03 04:58:05
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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When you used the Guard Codex for your homework. (I got to write about commissars!)
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2011/03/03 16:07:38
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lieutenant Colonel
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Happygrunt wrote:When you used the Guard Codex for your homework. (I got to write about commissars!)
I have used many a 40k referance in my homework.
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2011/03/03 16:20:41
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Deadly Dark Eldar Warrior
Fort Riley, Kansas, United States of America
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There were 92 pages of posts when I wrote this so sorry if its a repeat...
#? When you and your girlfriend get into a arguement and you feel you are losing, you call gamesworkshop support for a "official ruling".
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Wot! Grot damn it!
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2011/03/03 16:26:42
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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jonolikespie wrote:jrmudo wrote:You know that someone plays to much 40K when they pray to their computers saying that its spirit need to be soothed.
Thats not too much 40k, its just being practical.
How else am I supposed to make my computer run faster?
Obviously you need to paint it red.....
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2011/03/05 17:32:34
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lieutenant Colonel
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Ramos Asura wrote:jonolikespie wrote:jrmudo wrote:You know that someone plays to much 40K when they pray to their computers saying that its spirit need to be soothed.
Thats not too much 40k, its just being practical.
How else am I supposed to make my computer run faster?
Obviously you need to paint it red.....
Ha Ha
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2011/03/05 19:56:21
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fixture of Dakka
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Happygrunt wrote:When you used the Guard Codex for your homework. (I got to write about commissars!)
You sound like a schoolkid who got to meet santa.
"I got to meet santa! YAY!" *Jumps up and down with massive grin*
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/03/10 05:58:16
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Focused Fire Warrior
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BaronIveagh wrote:When you refer to the K-T Boundary impact as 'Exterminatus'.....
Love the geology reference, and as such...
When you can shoehorn a Warhmmer reference into any subject.
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I Play 
I am thinking of starting  Freebooterz
Currently working on Rainbow Warriors Epic Scale check it out here! |
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2011/03/21 20:52:46
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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I think I got the best one!
You know you play too much 40k when your mother makes a account on Dakka to check what you are doing.
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2011/03/21 21:39:06
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fixture of Dakka
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when your grandma buys a computer to make an account to check what you're doing.
when you can watch pretty much any sci-fi movie and think- "pfft- that's just a fancy las pistol."
when you do watch pretty much any sci-fi movie and think- "pfft- that's just a fancy las pistol."
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/03/22 14:38:23
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
Some dusty place in Texas
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When You justify everything you do with either "Its for the EMperor" or "Its for the Greater Good" or "FOR THE BLOOD GOD!".
When you meet someone named Gretchin and wonder why they are not small, green, and miserable.
When you refer to your models as "Your boys"
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Warhammer 40,000 Armies:
  
Warmachine/Hordes Armies:
Protectorate, Legion, Skorne
"Something always fires that light that gets in your eyes" |
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2011/03/22 14:43:26
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Regular Dakkanaut
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When you read stories where the main characters pull out ray guns, you think "Fools, your lasguns won't save you!"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/03/22 14:43:38
The Kool-Aid Man is NOT cool! He's a public menace, DESTROYING walls and buildings so he can pour his sugary juice out for people!"- Linkara on the Kool-Aid Man
htj wrote:I break my conscripts down into squads of ten, then equip them with heavy weapons and special weapons. I pay 1pt to upgrade their WS, BS and Ld, then combine them into larger squads when deployed. I've found them to be quite effective.
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2011/03/22 15:41:51
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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When you read deadpool comics and wonder whether he was trained in the Vindicare or Eversor temple..... 
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2011/03/22 17:54:15
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Ferocious Blood Claw
Florida
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Squig_herder wrote:
54. when you speed and tell the copper that red can go faster legally
This actually is true......my friend used it as an excuse and the cop let us go. Said it was for the greater good that he gives us a warning.
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Starting up Space wolves 
As well as Dark Eldar
Fear my howling lances! |
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2011/03/22 18:09:12
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fixture of Dakka
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wow, that's awesome...I gotta use that when mum tells me to wash up/dishwasher/laundry/tidy room- "it's for the greater good"
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/03/22 18:16:47
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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You start wispering 'God Emeror'! under your breath when you're amazed
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DA:00S++GM++B++I+Pw40k09+D+A+/eWD311R+T(F)DM+ |
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2011/03/23 08:47:29
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hooded Inquisitorial Interrogator
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... When you name your car after the Dark Angels Second Company.
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 Angels of Nezeria (Dark Angels successor chapter)
  Tau Marines: Defectors to the Tau Empire (let the nerdrage begin!)
 Fledgling Cadian Imp Guard: because I want to paint tanks
  Member of the Cadian 642nd -- even in death we serve the Emperor!
DR:70--S+GM+++B+I+Pw40k09#+D+++A++/wWD-R++T(F)DM+ (except i really suck and my last game was during 6th ed)
KamikazeCanuck: It's more like a big, giant red button in a glass case with a little hammer that says "Break in case of Galaxy on fire" |
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2011/03/23 18:03:04
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
Some dusty place in Texas
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When you have a dream about you and your friends becoming Servants to the Chaos Gods. It was an odd, but great dream.
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Warhammer 40,000 Armies:
Warmachine/Hordes Armies:
Protectorate, Legion, Skorne
"Something always fires that light that gets in your eyes" |
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2011/03/27 21:25:05
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Just before you make a tankshock, you call your insurance company asking if they cover vehicular manslaughter.
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2011/03/28 03:51:35
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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When your great grandmother buys a computer to make a dakka account to check what your grandmother is doing making a dakka account on her new computer.
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2011/03/28 04:01:08
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fresh-Faced New User
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When you are getting busy with a lady and you suddenly boast about your 2d6 penetration.
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2011/03/28 12:36:03
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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vaderx30 wrote:When you are getting busy with a lady and you suddenly boast about your 2d6 penetration.
Careful you could roll... ... and I wouldn't want to boast about that...
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-1750 pt - 50% painted
 -1000 pt- 50% painted
Set up shop and blast 'em to pieces is my favourite strategy.
DT:80+S+G+M--B--I+Pw40k10#-D+A+/wWD-R++T(T)DM+
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2011/03/28 12:42:18
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Drone without a Controller
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you try to figure out how much everything in the british army would cost in points !
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9000 points
Myr'he da
'blade of infinite darkness'
just starting
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2011/03/28 15:22:08
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Battle_Brother_Bruening wrote:vaderx30 wrote:When you are getting busy with a lady and you suddenly boast about your 2d6 penetration.
Careful you could roll... ... and I wouldn't want to boast about that...
of course, his 2d6 could come from different sources?? Sorry, had to go there, no offense intended to Vader.
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2011/03/28 17:15:20
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Strangely Beautiful Daemonette of Slaanesh
Tucson az
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If you cut yourself shaving you say "blood for the blood god even if that blood is my own"
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Black Consuls 1750pts
High Elves 1500pts
Inquisitorial Allies WIP
Vampire Counts WIP
Creator of the First Piston and Sticky Piston on Dakka Minecraft! 