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2011/03/28 21:19:59
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Drone without a Controller
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When you play with them in the bath...
And the Warhammer 
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2011/03/28 21:22:39
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Myr'he da
'blade of infinite darkness'
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2011/03/28 21:24:03
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fixture of Dakka
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cyrax777 wrote:If you cut yourself shaving you say "blood for the blood god even if that blood is my own"
After hearing of all the people who routinely scream "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" at paintball games and such, I wanna do it now... lol...
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/03/28 22:40:33
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mighty Kithkar
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you've read 93 pages of this!!!
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Malifaux henchman, best game in the world.
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2011/03/28 23:41:03
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Student Curious About Xenos
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Point out that communism could work if we were drugged.... on the basis of the tau empire.
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2011/03/28 23:58:37
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Perturbed Blood Angel Tactical Marine
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your girlfriend is talking to you and your pretending to listen...
but what your actually doing is tweaking your list in your head for an upcoming game at the local store/club....
i can imagine........ not like ive done it or anything. 
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2011/03/29 00:30:44
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
Some dusty place in Texas
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You find an excuse to yell "Death to the False Emperor!"
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Warhammer 40,000 Armies:
  
Warmachine/Hordes Armies:
Protectorate, Legion, Skorne
"Something always fires that light that gets in your eyes" |
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2011/03/29 00:35:34
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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^and you're in a church.
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When in deadly danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.
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2011/03/29 00:38:00
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
Some dusty place in Texas
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papathrax wrote:^and you're in a church.
... Challenge Accepted 
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Warhammer 40,000 Armies:
Warmachine/Hordes Armies:
Protectorate, Legion, Skorne
"Something always fires that light that gets in your eyes" |
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2011/03/29 01:00:11
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Swiftblade wrote:papathrax wrote:^and you're in a church.
... Challenge Accepted
Video, youtube, and post.
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When in deadly danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.
- Cain. |
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2011/03/30 00:36:23
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mighty Kithkar
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when you're reading a naughty book, read the term DP and instantly think of drop pods of daemon princes!
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Malifaux henchman, best game in the world.
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2011/03/30 02:13:43
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lord of the Fleet
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When you read, and understand, an article comparing the furor over a black man playing Heimdal and the furor over people suggesting there are female space marines.
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2011/03/30 02:15:47
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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You use gak more than any other word.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/03/30 02:38:04
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Veteran ORC
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You know you spend far too much time on Dakka when you start to say "Feth" and "Gak"
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2011/03/30 02:38:50
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Slarg232 wrote:You know you spend far too much time on Dakka when you start to say "Feth" and "Gak"
Holy crap. thats correct.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/03/30 05:49:19
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Spawn of Chaos
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BaronIveagh wrote:When you read, and understand, an article comparing the furor over a black man playing Heimdal and the furor over people suggesting there are female space marines.
Find me this comparison, please? That sounds interesting.
On Topic:
When you're sitting in a Religion class and realize that the Buddha was the first to fight the forces of Chaos (at least Nurgle & Tzeentch) because he was looking for a way to escape the changes of old age, sickness, and death.
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The Starcrossed Legion (link to blog)   2000+
GENERATION 9: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment
DR:90SGMB++I+Pw40k08#-D+A+/sWD-R+++T(Ot)DM+
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2011/03/30 08:06:02
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fresh-Faced New User
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You know the correct pronunciation of 'Chimera'.
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2011/03/30 17:03:36
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Guarding Guardian
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DeviantApostle wrote:You know the correct pronunciation of 'Chimera'.
... It's pretty easy. Just play a few real time strategy games, and they (the NPC's) say it enough.
On topic: You have a large pile of Styrofoam in your closet that has the possibility of scenery, and has for the past six months. 
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I love my microwave.
DC:90-S+G++M-B--I+Pw40k10-D++A++/eWD-R+T(M)DM+
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^^^PLEASE CLICK! It's for a good cause ^^^
Hopefully, if I say that no one will quote me in their sig, then they will quote me... but saying they will makes it so that they probably won't. INDECISIVE PARADOX. |
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2011/04/05 03:19:06
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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you know you play too much wh40k when you join your school's football team, and you start yelling BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD as a game plan....
so guilty.... it was a good way to distract the other team tho ^^
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If it's not flashy, it's not magic -marisa (touhou)
i don't care about the terminators over there... just take a look at them when 16 heavy bolters slam into them....
i draw... not that well, but it's okay.... |
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2011/04/05 03:22:46
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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You post in this post from work...
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. -Groucho Marx
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2011/04/05 03:47:07
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Warp-Screaming Noise Marine
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When your stuck behind the slowest driver on the highway and in a blind fury, you roll down your window a lean out screaming "Ramming Speed!!!"
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"Decadence Unbound..."
10,000+
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2011/04/05 03:48:24
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Nigel Stillman
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You make a Mart Ward voodoo doll and do unspeakable things to it.
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2011/04/05 10:31:37
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Barpharanges
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When you find Matt Ward and beat up with his own Ultramarines.
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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2011/04/05 19:04:53
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Regular Dakkanaut
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When you go to the zoo and wonder why the Jokaero aren't building anything.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/04/05 19:05:06
The Kool-Aid Man is NOT cool! He's a public menace, DESTROYING walls and buildings so he can pour his sugary juice out for people!"- Linkara on the Kool-Aid Man
htj wrote:I break my conscripts down into squads of ten, then equip them with heavy weapons and special weapons. I pay 1pt to upgrade their WS, BS and Ld, then combine them into larger squads when deployed. I've found them to be quite effective.
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2011/04/05 20:31:07
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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DeviantApostle wrote:You know the correct pronunciation of 'Chimera'.
Or you're an English speaker with a decent vocabulary.
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Check out my Youtube channel!
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2011/04/05 20:36:46
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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Asherian Command wrote:Slarg232 wrote:You know you spend far too much time on Dakka when you start to say "Feth" and "Gak"
Holy crap. thats correct.
Surely you mean "Sacred gak!"...
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/04/05 23:20:15
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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...When you say "WAT EES DIS HERESY!?!?!?" when you get pissed off at something...
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
  
Armies
- Choppygutz' Warband 
- Space Marines (inactive)  |
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2011/04/05 23:22:24
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fixture of Dakka
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Slarg232 wrote:You know you spend far too much time on Dakka when you start to say "Feth" and "Gak"
You know you spend far, far too much time on dakka when you move on to "Golden throne!" and "by the emperor!"
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/04/06 00:27:22
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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you know you play too much 40k when you spoof an old spice commercial to advertise 40k models... sooooo freeaaakkkinggg guilty.....
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If it's not flashy, it's not magic -marisa (touhou)
i don't care about the terminators over there... just take a look at them when 16 heavy bolters slam into them....
i draw... not that well, but it's okay.... |
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2011/04/07 04:10:24
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Rinnosuke wrote:you know you play too much 40k when you spoof an old spice commercial to advertise 40k models... sooooo freeaaakkkinggg guilty.....
My good sir, you are Genius.
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
Armies
- Choppygutz' Warband
- Space Marines (inactive) |
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2011/04/07 09:05:41
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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You refer to your airsoft gun as the holy bolter (I do that) or your car as a Chimera (my friend does that) and call people who have never heard of 40k heretics (we both do that)
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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