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*wakes up weakly*

Hey guys, I kinda hurt and I'm not sure why, I'm just ....
But wlk OK *smiles*

Hey yarrick, my first "date" was dragging wk into a tank, and we ended up OK.

Your fine you two. *smiles slightly weakly*

I did good?

*Is holding Robot arm to floor with other arm*

Would you just work with me, don't make this harder than it needs to be.

*Robot arm punches self in the face*

THAT'S IT.

*Bites on arm and pins it to the floor, robot hand starts spinning*

AWW COME ON! (muffled by arm in mouth).

*Calls out during the fighting*

You did great Marla-Oomph...

*Continues*

[Lands on back and sees stars] Knew that was too easy. [Rolls back onto feet and offers Vanden a hand up]

Giving up already?

*Takes hand*

Oh yeah, augments needs few hours to bed in Larry. Just hold on in there.

Thanks . sits down for support. Owww.... That was draining. Dom,t tell wk but I had to kind of use a few tricks daddy taught me, I could of died doing that teleport via remote and without priming the system. Dangerous as feth.

*Turns to face away from Yarrick*

My lips are sealed, you did great.

Not at all. [Pulls Vanden close and tickles her mercilessly, before stepping back]

*Rolling on floor*

OH NO! PLEASE! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!

*Cowering on ground*

[Crouches down nearby, watching in confusion] ...? [Pokes Vanden with a finger]

*Giggles uncontrollably*

*Hand starts drilling a hole in the floor*

You must be joking.

*Hand retracts and a proper drill starts drilling the floor*

..........

.......

....

..

OK I'M DONE.

[Raises eyebrow] I don't know wha the giggle equivalent of playing possum is, but I'm so confused right now.
[Picks up Vanden by ankles and continues tickling the back of her knees]

*laughs* and someone once said I was not of Mars, ha, showed em... *coughs* owww....

I'm human, just, well, upgraded. Never try that, machine spirits like that need training. They are too old and powerful.

Just don,t break up you two. I had to risk death to teleport you out to saftey.

*Thrashing on the ground*

NONONONO-EEEHEHEHEEEE!

*Seizes up*

*Stitch in side*

EEEEPP!

[Looks at Marla] I'd have hope you'd have saved us if we weren't dating. Though I am grateful.

[Stops tickling Vanden and gently lowers her to the floor] As we were..

*Has given up as arm spins uncontrollably while the drill is still going*

*Resting chin on no robot hand*

*Sigh*

Does anyone have something to drink?

Nonononono, I loved it...Keep at it!

*Encouragingly reaches out to Yarrick*

[Sits on floor beside Vanden] You are a puzzle. [Tickles her stomach and blows a raspberry on it]

*Laughs once again uncontrollably*

*Holds Yarrick tightly*

It wouldn't be interesting any other way would it?

Aye ID of tried to save you, but I had to save both this time, and wk, that was a feat... I had to save you both, not leave one.
Too sad too.

Yeah, voxs rg ferrasian hall who float over a barrel of ale.

Just don,t eexpect that every day *laughs weakly*
Your OK yarrick, and you shot my sister too. odd world ya think.

*Grabs barrel with non robot arm then robot arm opens it*

Thank you Marla, you always know what to do.

*Swigs whole barrel in one go*

Refreshing.

More, just shout em, il piuck up tab, I got a promotion recently and get paid a literal feth ton!

*gains abut of strength* hey, il just make tea,. *holds onto things on way there*

*Scratches back with robot arm*

...... WAIT ITS NOT TRYING TO KILL ME ANYMORE, EXCELLENT.

One moment. [Stands up and guides Jhe back to her seat]
[Brings a trolley with various types of tea, and a hot water canister to her chair instead] It may be old Terran technology, but I'm a fan of these wheel things. [Hands her the teapot]

[Returns to tickle-wrestling vanden, before flopping onto back, laughing]

*Flops ontop of Yarrick*

*Traces finger from nose down to chest*

Your a one of a kind...

*Remembers*

Oh! Your hat! I'll go get that for you!

[Smiles] I'd forgotten, but thank you. [Stares at ceiling]

[Fake vomiting noises broadcast over vox] I'm going to slap that daemon, though he'd probably enjoy it.

Thanks. *happily makes tea from chair*

Thanks, I kinda struggle to ask for help.

*Runs off to Kroot pens*

*Picks up hat from well disguised location*

*Sniffs hat*

Oh feth...Didn't think that through very well...

*Walks off to find somewhere to wash hat*

Thanks for the tea *limps off to join wk in the intact and unharmed repressor because of void shields*

Night, I need sleep, feel like I got hit by a emparor titan ....