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The new Halo's just aren't the same. Reach was ok, I dislike Anniversary and 4 looks awful.

YKTSF When you're actually really happy, but something seems missing. Like a woman.

Or more material possessions

YKTSF When you've never had a serious girlfriend because you're too independent and can't commit to anything even though girls fall all over you. Oh well. There's a time and a place for serious relationships, and it's not that time yet. I'd be better off not wasting my time on teenage girls that I'm not interested in in the first place.

YKTSF When you really feel like venting about your relationship dilemmas on a wargaming forum.

I'm too picky. If a girl says anything I find particularly trite or banal, that's it, no matter how good they look. If they're a better person than me (which they usually are), I'm either jealous or ashamed, and that's it. If all they talk about is 'people' and what people are doing, and what people are saying and what people have to do with them, that's about it.

I like girls with ideas. I like girls who involve themselves in current events. I like girls who are honest, for better or worse. I like girls with cute butts and attractive middles. I like girls who like to just do nothing and watch television instead of going out and wasting time. I like connecting. I like girls who like smart music, like Bob Dylan and Gil Scott-Heron. I like girls who dress well, but not so well that it's obnoxious.

DeadlySquirrel wrote:The new Halo's just aren't the same. Reach was ok, I dislike Anniversary and 4 looks awful.

Reach was sexy as feth, better than 3.

Anniversary was JUST LIKE CE. This has nothing to do with 343. If you dislike it, it is because the original wasn't good enough for you, which is heresy.

How can 4 look awful? They haven't shown gameplay yet, all we have is a cinematic.

Hating for the sake of hating?

Samus_aran115 wrote:YKTSF When you're actually really happy, but something seems missing. Like a woman.

This pretty much sums up my life.

YKTSFW the medical condition you have might stop you from joining the Army, which is all you have wanted to do since you were 2.

Samus_aran115 wrote:YKTSF When you're actually really happy, but something seems missing. Like a woman.

Or more material possessions

YKTSF When you've never had a serious girlfriend because you're too independent and can't commit to anything even though girls fall all over you.

YKTSFW this guys dakka title is ironic, based on this.

YKTSFW you are sceptical, and require pics or it didn't happen.

im2randomghgh wrote:

DeadlySquirrel wrote:The new Halo's just aren't the same. Reach was ok, I dislike Anniversary and 4 looks awful.

Reach was sexy as feth, better than 3.

Anniversary was JUST LIKE CE. This has nothing to do with 343. If you dislike it, it is because the original wasn't good enough for you, which is heresy.

How can 4 look awful? They haven't shown gameplay yet, all we have is a cinematic.

Hating for the sake of hating?

I loved CE, but I don't think anniversary was needed. 4 looks awful because the series has run it's course and they should just leave it be and not milk it. Also, you battle Forerunners. FORERUNNERS. The EXTINCT species that sacrificed themselves to stop the Flood.

DeadlySquirrel wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

DeadlySquirrel wrote:The new Halo's just aren't the same. Reach was ok, I dislike Anniversary and 4 looks awful.

Reach was sexy as feth, better than 3.

Anniversary was JUST LIKE CE. This has nothing to do with 343. If you dislike it, it is because the original wasn't good enough for you, which is heresy.

How can 4 look awful? They haven't shown gameplay yet, all we have is a cinematic.

Hating for the sake of hating?

I loved CE, but I don't think anniversary was needed. 4 looks awful because the series has run it's course and they should just leave it be and not milk it. Also, you battle Forerunners. FORERUNNERS. The EXTINCT species that sacrificed themselves to stop the Flood.

I agree with DeadlySquirrel, 110%

Squidmanlolz wrote:

DeadlySquirrel wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

DeadlySquirrel wrote:The new Halo's just aren't the same. Reach was ok, I dislike Anniversary and 4 looks awful.

Reach was sexy as feth, better than 3.

Anniversary was JUST LIKE CE. This has nothing to do with 343. If you dislike it, it is because the original wasn't good enough for you, which is heresy.

How can 4 look awful? They haven't shown gameplay yet, all we have is a cinematic.

Hating for the sake of hating?

I loved CE, but I don't think anniversary was needed. 4 looks awful because the series has run it's course and they should just leave it be and not milk it. Also, you battle Forerunners. FORERUNNERS. The EXTINCT species that sacrificed themselves to stop the Flood.

I agree with DeadlySquirrel, 110%

This would hardly be the first time you've fought sentinels, and I am betting you'll be fighting covenant pirates/insurrectionists. The series will not be finished until master chief and Cortana retire. How was anniversary not needed? Now we can play CE on our xbox 360s with modern halo graphics and faster processing. 4 looks sexy.

...We're off-topic again

Squidmanlolz wrote:...We're off-topic again

YKTSFW people hate on halo 4

im2randomghgh wrote:

Squidmanlolz wrote:...We're off-topic again

YKTSFW people hate on halo 4

yeah, we can wait for it to come out, then we can hate it.

When you get into an argument with three idiots that were on about it being hilarious to make fun of someone, you make a joke at one of the guy's expense and they all start raging and are too stupid see the irony of it all. Funny at first, but the novelty wore off, kind of like "aha, what idiots ... but seriously, humanity is doomed."

YKTSFW the above is pretty common.

...When you play airsoft against a 'real team' and you only have 3 members of your team there
...When people are talking about Halo and COD when you could be talking about this:

...When your grandmother wants you to go to Westpoint and die as a war hero.

shrike wrote:When you get into an argument with three idiots that were on about it being hilarious to make fun of someone, you make a joke at one of the guy's expense and they all start raging and are too stupid see the irony of it all. Funny at first, but the novelty wore off, kind of like "aha, what idiots ... but seriously, humanity is doomed."

:O


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killykavekommando wrote:...When you play airsoft against a 'real team' and you only have 3 members of your team there
...When people are talking about Halo and COD when you could be talking about this:

Spoiler:

Aliens: Colonial Marines

...When your grandmother wants you to go to Westpoint and die as a war hero.

SF 1, That just means less targets for the other team

SF 2, No.

SF 3, doesn't she know? Officers ne'er die. Enlist, that's how you get bitchez.

Oh and I've been accepted to CMR du C, the Canadian west point.

EDIT: I forgot the english acronym for i t is RMC of C, #awks french guy

don't worry (too much), I basically verbally raped them.

shrike wrote:don't worry (too much), I basically verbally raped them.

YKTSFW you and two of your friends get verbally raped by this guy.

mmmmm... Verbal rape, yum

You Know that Sinking feeling when your opponent yells AVE IMPERATOR!


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And you forgot to bring AT.

YKTSFW a manta lands on your Imperator.

When you realize that mantas are capable of FTL.

FTL?

DreadlordME! wrote:FTL?

Faster
Than
Light

im2randomghgh wrote:
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killykavekommando wrote:...When you play airsoft against a 'real team' and you only have 3 members of your team there
...When people are talking about Halo and COD when you could be talking about this:

Spoiler:

Aliens: Colonial Marines

...When your grandmother wants you to go to Westpoint and die as a war hero.

SF 1, That just means less targets for the other team

SF 2, No.

SF 3, doesn't she know? Officers ne'er die. Enlist, that's how you get bitchez.

Oh and I've been accepted to CMR du C, the Canadian west point.

EDIT: I forgot the english acronym for i t is RMC of C, #awks french guy

In the U.S. Army, every below the rank of colonel fights. My family's friend is a lt. colonel, and he was just recently injured an operation, led by him. By an AK bullet.

YKTSF when Killy still hasn't added you to the SFS banner.

Jeez, it's only been a couple of days! It's usually about a month until it's updated. Is the next week okay?

YKTSFW... you've been working on a pic for three days, you're nearing completion... and you suddenly just don't want to do anything more on it at all. >_<

...When you get shot by an airsoft M203 from 2 feet away

killykavekommando wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:
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killykavekommando wrote:...When you play airsoft against a 'real team' and you only have 3 members of your team there
...When people are talking about Halo and COD when you could be talking about this:

Spoiler:

Aliens: Colonial Marines

...When your grandmother wants you to go to Westpoint and die as a war hero.

SF 1, That just means less targets for the other team

SF 2, No.

SF 3, doesn't she know? Officers ne'er die. Enlist, that's how you get bitchez.

Oh and I've been accepted to CMR du C, the Canadian west point.

EDIT: I forgot the english acronym for i t is RMC of C, #awks french guy

In the U.S. Army, every below the rank of colonel fights. My family's friend is a lt. colonel, and he was just recently injured an operation, led by him. By an AK bullet.

I know, but they are not frontline.

From what I have heard from my buddies in LANDCOM (Canadian Army) who are officers, they advance in the last line in fire and advance combat, and are armed with a pistol and a radio.

Interesting fact most people don't seem to realize, even though the Canadian military is pretty weak (100,000 men and women, including support staff) on an individual basis they are amongst the best in the world, and our snipers are the best, with the only real competition being US, UK and Isreal. Normal Canadian soldiers go through army training AND marine training.

The Canadian army sends soldiers to the US ranger school every year (about 7 Canadian per 50 Americans) and would so frequently top the class (with, usually, all or most of the 7 in the top ten for each group) that they now have a "best international soldier" award so that US army troops can win awards too.

note: not hating on anyone, just sayin', Canada gets pissed on quite often.

WOW mega-digress


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killykavekommando wrote:...When you get shot by an airsoft M203 from 2 feet away

Was hit by riot controls bean bag guns last year in the Vancouver hockey related riots (I know, that sounds weird to non-Canadians, but it IS a reason to riot here )

Trust me, we get into riots in the US about much more pointless things than hockey (which isn't pointless at all), except the cops don't use beanbag guns. They use real guns, but I'm pretty sure that they purposely suck at aiming as to not hit anyone, just scare them,

YKTSFW you realize you're a cynical because you don't know the answer of bros or hoes because either is just as likely to ditch you in favor of something shiny.