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Ok lets share with one another bad movies you cant help but like. Everyone has at least 2, so lets enlighten the rest of DAKKA with our poor tastes. Ill go first
WaterWorld
Battlefield Earth
I know they are both bad movies...... dammit I just help help but like these too. I tell everyone that hasnt seen Battlefield Earth. "Oh Ill rent it. Its so bad EVERYONE has to see it" Its my poor attempt to watch it lol
"Uh, hi, my name's Cheese E. and I... I... I enjoyed Doom."
*awkward silence*
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
I still love "Waterworld" I also can't help but love "Surf Ninjas"
Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah. One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
I pride myself in my "awful movie" DVD collection.
some of my favorites would include,
Deathrace 2000 (Roger Cormans 70s clasic)
Every Godzila film ever made
Battle beyond the stars (yet another Roger Corman great)
It's Alive ( mutated killer new born on the loose)
and keeping in line with Dakkas current zombie theme Zombie Diaries (not to be confused with Romeros Diary of the Dead).
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, location
MagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.
quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals.
<<< my hero
KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there
I love the movie UHF...and yes it stars Weird Al....
DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+ How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
-Illeix
The girlfriend dragging me along to watch Thunderbirds the movie was a particular low for me, and also one of the few times where I almost considered domestic violence to be appropriate
Terminator Salvation had me on the verge of shouting at the screen.
The original Batman movie was so bad it had me crying tears of laughter.
Starship Troopers 2, I actualy quite liked this one! (Runs for cover).
I am absurdly fond of all 3 of the "Prophecy" series starring Christopher Walken.
..haven't dared to see the later 2 made with no one from the originals.
The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
Waterworld was entertaining. Battlefield Earth was abominable, John Travolta had ot have been under the influence of some religious cult when hemade it. Wait,...
Prince of Darkness, with Alice Cooper. My aunt made me, years ago when I was <14, sit down and spend an entire night analyzing that movie for satanic authenticity. God bless her, lol.
What was the one with the hand? Not the evil dead flicks, which were obviously fuckin about, but there was another one that was taking itself waaaaaay to seriously. Same kinda thing, though. Severed hand, crawling about, killing people.
Basket Case. Go look it up.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Creep SHow.
The last "episode" of Twilight Zone: The Movie gave me nightmares ofr over a decade. That, and some drug induced hallucinations I had related to it while in the hospital a few weeks after having seen it the first time. Hol-eeee Crap.
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grizgrin wrote:Waterworld was entertaining. Battlefield Earth was abominable, John Travolta had ot have been under the influence of some religious cult when hemade it. Wait,...
Prince of Darkness, with Alice Cooper. My aunt made me, years ago when I was <14, sit down and spend an entire night analyzing that movie for satanic authenticity. God bless her, lol.
What was the one with the hand? Not the evil dead flicks, which were obviously fuckin about, but there was another one that was taking itself waaaaaay to seriously. Same kinda thing, though. Severed hand, crawling about, killing people.
Basket Case. Go look it up.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Creep SHow.
The last "episode" of Twilight Zone: The Movie gave me nightmares ofr over a decade. That, and some drug induced hallucinations I had related to it while in the hospital a few weeks after having seen it the first time. Hol-eeee Crap.
Basket case FTW that is TERRIBLE but so good at it!
quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals.
<<< my hero
KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there
We're outnumbered ten to one here. Still' I love the odds! - Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth
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Ok I liked the First S Troopers in a an EPIC B movie way.
Further Nominations:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Cold Mountain
The Spirit
The Devil Wears Prada
The Assassination of Jesse James
Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Frazzled wrote:Ok I liked the First S Troopers in a an EPIC B movie way.
Further Nominations:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Cold Mountain
The Spirit
The Devil Wears Prada
The Assassination of Jesse James
Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer
I thought Assassination of Jesse James to be quite good. What about did you consider bad? The pacing?
Flash Gordon is made of pure WIN!
Its hokey but has good actors and QUEEN
He'll save everyone of us every man every woman every child he's the mighty Flash!
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
5000pts
5000pts
4000pts
YOU!!! (not really 
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