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2009/10/19 19:33:08
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1255694838775&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull
Hamas TV program: English is enemy's language
By JERUSALEM POST STAFF
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What's this?
The Hamas children's television program, Tomorrow's Pioneers, last week included a part in which children were told it is important to know English, because it is "the language of their enemy."
Nassur, the Hamas bunny.
SLIDESHOW: Israel & Region | World Following is the transcript provided by Palestinian Media Watch:
Child host: What do you want to be in the future, Allah willing?
Child caller:A teacher of the English language.
Host: Why do you want to be specifically an English teacher?
Child: To teach children the language of their enemy. (Child host smiles.)
Host: Very nice. A great field. It is not enough for us to know our own language... We also want to study the language of our enemies, to know how to have contacts with them, and so that we can convey the message of Palestinian children...
Nassur (the bear-puppet host): Like me! Just like I know the Zionist enemy's language.
Host: Really?
Nassur: Hebrew.
Host: Okay, speak (in Hebrew).
Nassur: I can't! (Laughs). (Al-Aqsa TV, October 16, 2009)
Transcribed by Palestinian Media Watch
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/19 19:41:25
Subject: this is scary creepy
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Wow... talk about propaganda...
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2009/10/19 19:44:01
Subject: this is scary creepy
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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2009/10/19 19:52:59
Subject: this is scary creepy
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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I wonder why the Plaestinians might be pissed off?
Better check for Reds under the Bed twice tonight....
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2009/10/19 19:54:22
Subject: Re:this is scary creepy
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Have you not seen any of the clips (that were anyway...?) on Youtube/similar ?
You think this is bad... check the clip on here .
I am never saying anything bad about our TV ever again.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2009/10/19 19:55:55
Subject: this is scary creepy
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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To quote LOTR "how can man fight against such wreckless hate?"
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/19 20:00:24
Subject: this is scary creepy
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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At least they aren't watching BRATZ. You think this is bad... check the clip on here .
Everything about that link is awful (content and provider in equal measure), though the video definitely gets top marks for being the worst of the bad.
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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
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2009/10/19 21:09:47
Subject: this is scary creepy
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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I'm all for more people learning English, really.
If having people out to kill me is the price to pay for not having to learn a second language, so be it.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/10/19 21:14:38
Subject: this is scary creepy
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Thats serious dedication to laxity in thepursuit of multilinguistics there orky. You have to respect that level of apathy.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/19 21:23:45
Subject: this is scary creepy
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Plastictrees
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'Nuke it from orbit', its the only way to make them learn.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/10/19 21:38:33
Subject: this is scary creepy
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!DEATH TO THE XENOS!DEATH TO THE XENOS!
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2009/10/19 22:00:31
Subject: this is scary creepy
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Frazzled wrote:To quote LOTR "how can man fight against such wreckless hate?"
By no longer mindlessly supporting, arming and funding an equally evil regime whose idea of retribution is to bulldoze villages, launch Helicopter Gunship Raids, target Hospitals, boot you off your land, and generally act the gakker, including ignoring several UN Resolutions without facing sanctions?
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2009/10/19 22:01:46
Subject: this is scary creepy
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Nope, thats not it.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/19 22:40:50
Subject: this is scary creepy
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Frazzled wrote:To quote LOTR "how can man fight against such wreckless hate?"
By no longer mindlessly supporting, arming and funding an equally evil regime whose idea of retribution is to bulldoze villages, launch Helicopter Gunship Raids, target Hospitals, boot you off your land, and generally act the gakker, including ignoring several UN Resolutions without facing sanctions?
Tell ya what, we'll stop supporting the aforementioned regime when the "underdog" in that case stops suicide bombing discos, launching rockets at schools, bombing marketplaces, and opening fire on schoolchildren.
Sound good Palesti...oh damnit.
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2009/10/19 22:45:28
Subject: this is scary creepy
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Just pointing out that one can hardly claim the moral high ground when a perpatrator of horrendous acts of cruelty isn't just condoned, but supported by the West, who claim to wish an end to oppression the world over.
Didn't say either side was in the right. Both are as bad as each other, but only one is getting away with it on our respective governments say so.
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2009/10/19 22:49:30
Subject: this is scary creepy
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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See, the issue with Israel/Palestine...
If any support was withdrawn from Israel, you would IMMEDIATELY see a backlash. And not just of Israel against the West. You'd see Israel doing what they've been held back from for years; which is flatout nuclear strikes as an opening salvo.
I'd, quite frankly, much rather support Israel and keep them in check(for what it's worth), then withdraw support and ensure an opening of an all-out war which we'd be drawn into anyways. And mark my words, we WOULD be drawn into it either way, as there WOULD be strikes against anywhere considered having aided the Jews before.
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2009/10/19 22:53:20
Subject: this is scary creepy
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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But the support of Israel by the West goes a hell of a long way to justifying Islamic Extremist sentiment towards the west. Take that away, and enforce proper sanctions on them, and you take that string away from their bow.
I say Israel has made it's bed, and it's getting close to bedtime...
But this is a different thread altogether, so I shall withdraw for fear of further derailment. But before I go, please note that once again on this highly sensitive issue, I have not beought respective Religions into it. If you're a dick, you're a dick, and your God of choice cannot save you from that.
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2009/10/19 22:54:24
Subject: this is scary creepy
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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We'll just stage a fake coup in our own country so we don't have to be associated with them.
All hail Octavia!
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/10/19 23:23:48
Subject: this is scary creepy
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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Orkeosaurus wrote:We'll just stage a fake coup in our own country so we don't have to be associated with them.
All hail Octavia!
Or as I have said in the past (and got a mod warning for) we Nuke Israel ourselves, and 99% of our problems in the middle east dry up overnight.
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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2009/10/19 23:27:35
Subject: this is scary creepy
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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And then all of a sudden we've lost our best ruse 
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2009/10/19 23:58:24
Subject: this is scary creepy
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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Lordhat wrote:Orkeosaurus wrote:We'll just stage a fake coup in our own country so we don't have to be associated with them.
All hail Octavia!
Or as I have said in the past (and got a mod warning for) we Nuke Israel ourselves, and 99% of our problems in the middle east dry up overnight.
And for advocating the senseless genocide of millions you might get another warning. But then, no one expects much more from you.
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2009/10/20 00:00:37
Subject: this is scary creepy
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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I SAID A FAKE COUP, NOT A REAL ONE, GOD DAMN
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/10/20 00:04:37
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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The enemy is on the move..
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2009/10/20 01:12:24
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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America stays supporting Israel because of the heavy Neocon Christian Zionist movement, which is basically fundamentalist Christians (the modern Crusaders) and Jews working side by side to suppress any views like:
By no longer mindlessly supporting, arming and funding an equally evil regime whose idea of retribution is to bulldoze villages, launch Helicopter Gunship Raids, target Hospitals, boot you off your land, and generally act the gakker, including ignoring several UN Resolutions without facing sanctions?
Because the above view is the exact way its happening. If America would realize this, and use our considerable military to forcefully disarm (nukes only) the Israeli's while simultaneously castrating the Islamic nations around it, and telling everyone to play fething nice, we would have alot less headache in the region.
A.) Because the surrounding nations are back in the fething stone age
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B. Israel doesn't have the option to do nuclear genocide on the Islamic World (OH, THE IRONY).
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2009/10/20 01:19:19
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Executing Exarch
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Orkeosaurus wrote:We'll just stage a fake coup in our own country so we don't have to be associated with them.
All hail Octavia!
Onion FTW! And yay 1000th post! 
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How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
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2009/10/20 02:43:14
Subject: this is scary creepy
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I 2nd the nuking from orbit...or how about a virus bomb. Kills everyone but leaves the land and building intact.
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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2009/10/20 02:46:44
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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I think traditionally a virus bomb decomposes the ecosystem into flammable gasses and then ignites the whole planet.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/10/20 02:51:36
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Then that's probably not a good idea, is it?
Maybe just a couple anti-plant grenades... ; )
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2009/10/20 02:53:20
Subject: this is scary creepy
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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How about a hundred Space Marines. Or, failing that, a thousand other troops.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/10/20 02:55:49
Subject: this is scary creepy
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Unleash the Berserkers.
They don't care about leveling cities, they just want blood AND SKULLS!!!!!!!!!!!
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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