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**Squigsquasher**

Granted. You didn't mention your liver though.

I wish painting Hormagaunts wasn't so tedious.

**Far Seer**

Granted. Painting termagaunts is now 2x tedious.

**Grey Templar**

No wish, I'd like to introduce you to Bubba. Bubba is a mutant ork in the service of Slannesh. He particularly likes showing off his. *ahem. 'Big Shoota' with underslung Kustom Megablastas.

Have fun!

I wish I had more Menoth models

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. One morning you wake up and they have filled up your entire house. You need the fire department to rescue you and you're hospitalized from suffocation and broken bones from being crushed under models. During that time, your house is raided by hordes of warmachine players.

I wish Forge World would drop Warhammer Forge so they can go back to 100% 40k stuff.

**snurl**

Granted. All they make now is the new My Little Pony space marines and accessories.

I wish for more WHFB buildings but without all the skulls.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. They have femurs instead. FEMURS FOR THE FEMUR THRONE!
I wish I could ace all my finals this semester.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, but then suddenly a warp rift opens and sucks you into Nurgle's Orchards of Pus. Full of Plaguebearers with no sense of personal space.

I wish I could think of some wishes that didn't involve Neon Genesis Evangelion.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. You join me on the dark side and are now a neon genesis hater.

Welcome

I wish I could find Black Butler card sleeves.

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. A 100 quadrillion ton ball of Black Butler card sleeves crashes into earth. You find said ball just before it hits and ends all life.

I wish I could paint at the Golden Daemon level.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, but it takes you 20 years per model. You finally finish in the year 2032, but at this point the Golden Daemon painting competition has been canceled as GWs utter hatred of Competitivness is revealed to be that they are all communists. Instead everyone gets a golden star on their reciepts when they purchase paint.

I wish GW brought back Ard Boyz

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. But since they have an utter hatred of competitivness they ban entry for anyone entering with an army that isn't made of cotton candy and rainbows. Any of that violent stuff wouldn't be fair to the other players.

I wish for health and happiness.

**snurl**

Granted. 20 years worth of back issues of Health and Happiness magazine come crashing through your window.

I wish GW would release a lot of cool new stuff.

**Decio**

Granted, but the rules are completely OP and stupid, the fluff is terribad, and the prices are super fethin high!

I wish that I had a PS3

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Some kid chucks his broken PS3 through your window. Enjoy.
I wish Forge World had more cool Necron stuff.

**Decio**

Granted, it is still expensive and all of a sudden shipping rates increase 50% and all deals are abolished due to a surprise terrorist attack on shipping lanes.

(I fix the PS3 haha!)

I wish that my Imperial Guardsmen were real AND they wouldn't kill me.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, your buddies CSMs also become real and they arn't so merciful.

I wish for a Sausage McMuffin with no strings attached.

**Decio**

( I don't have a buddy with CSM though, and if mine came alive they'd be screamin on their sprues cause they haven't seen the light in a month)

Granted, you get a Sausage McMuffin with not strings attached. Howevah, howevah, howevah, there is some strange purple powder attached in a baggie. You realize this after taking a bite of the bag.

I wish that I had the motivation to finish my CSM, DE, and 2 small IG projects

**Far Seer**

Granted. You do it at such a ridiculous pace, they look ridiculously ugly.

I wish I didn't forget to wish.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you wish to be Tadashi's girlfriend. Nobody corrupts it.

I wish I was totally buff

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. Tadashi dumps far seer for you.

I wish people didnt make easily corruptable wishes.

**snurl**

Granted. You now have to spend all afternoon googleing obscure anime just to decipher what is actually being wished for, let alone corrupting it.

I wish for wish corrupters to try to be creative as possible when performing thier corruptions.

(note: live CSMs screaming on their sprues sounds like something Slannesh might enjoy)

**Yojiro**

Granted. No wish will ever be corrupted, because the corruptors are never happy with how their prospect of corruption is turning out.

I wish I didn't suck at wargaming.

**snurl**

Granted. You do not suck at wargaming. Everyone you play just cheats like hell, and you dont realise it.

I wish I knew how many Nazi Zombies to make.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. Over 9,000.
I wish for someone to get that reference.

**snurl**

Granted. Somewhere, somebody gets it. But not here.

I wish all of the leaves would land on the lawns where their tree is located.

**Decio**

Granted, but they grow legs and walk over to your lawn.

I wish I had great conversion skills

**Far Seer**

Granted. You're excellent at converting Ork boyz into Tadashi girlfriends.

I wish I had a folding ruler.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you get a folding paper cutout of George III

I wish I had some bacon

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. 20 packages, but they're 5 years past their expiration date and WOW do they smell.

I wish that the hour button on my clock radio wasn't broken.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. It lights up but your alarm is broken instead. You never get to sleep.

I wish I hadnt gotten addicted to Angel Beats last night......