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**master of ordinance**

Granted. Unfoutunatley this leads to the joint world wide broadcasting of justin beiber, jedward and the jonas brothers for an entire week of which leads to the beiberpocalypse.

I wish for a deathripper bonejack in real life that i can ride

**rockerbikie**

Wish Granted but it gets confiscated by the US Government

I wish that Australia could be cooler and stay 15 C degrees all year round.

**Yojiro**

Ninja'd again! Argh!!

Granted - The entire continent turns into London Mk.II, smog and all nasty gak included.

I wish for a bolter.

**rockerbikie**

Wish but you get depressed and kill yourself with it.
I wish for the best beer in the world for free no strings attached, nothing wrong with it.

**Tadashi**

Granted - you slip on a banana peel and spill it before you can even get a sip.

I wish to be a Rogue Trader.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. You are shot by the FBI for importing weapons.

I wish that my rideable Deathripper Bonejack was not confiscated by the U.S. goverment or any other political and/or military power

**Tadashi**

Granted - it blows up in your face the moment you try to use it.

I wish I was a Rogue Trader in 40k.

**Yojiro**

Granted. You are shot by the Inquisition for importing Chaos artifacts.

I wish I could think of an incorruptible wish.

**master of ordinance**

granted. But you are shredded by my Deathripper before you can wish it.

I wish my Deathripper Bonejack that i can ride and is unclameable by any political/military force/organisation and is real, life size and fully functioning and cannot gas me or anyone else hasnt blown up nor ever will and in no way can have anything bad happen to me, my family, friends, other people, the world, the universe be it directly, indirectly or entirely unrelated. Apart from justin beiber, jedward, the jonas brothers and any chavs/chav equivalents.

**snurl**

Granted. Wherever you go, Justin Bieber fans point and stare at you.

I wish hills were easier to hold after they are taken.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. Taking them in the first place just got a whole gak ton harder.

I wish CoD fanbois would leave the "Meet the X" videos alone.

**Malcador**

Granted! Trolls instead.

I wish for a new controller for my old xbox.

**Far Seer**

Granted. You get an Ork Runtherd who 'controls' your xbox...

I wish Steam would hurry up and approve the awesome community made items in TF2.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. But the community items make the game horribly unbalanced, and somehow it ruins the experience altogether, as TF2 goes the way of Battlefield Heroes and other "free to play" "no-need-money".
I wish Battlefield Heroes really was Free to Play, and didn't rely on players buying weapons.

**snurl**

Granted. You are drafted and sent to Afghanistan. Have fun playing battlefield heroes live. And beware of mortar attacks.

I wish for a good nights sleep.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. You have insomnia for the rest of your life.

I wish joshi and the rest would re-check the race thread. I've updated it.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. We all go blind reading the 2000 odd words, and thus cannot comment, leaving you waiting forever.

I wish i didn't this massive feth load of work to do.

**Flying Pooo**

Granted, you are given ANOTHER feth load of work to do, this time it's more.

I wish I could freeze and slow down time.

**Deadshot**

Granted you can slow time, but you freeze first (see what I did there?)

I wish it wasn't so long from christmas

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. You are knocked unconscious and miss it.

I wish I had more time and less work.

**Decio**

But you get fired.

I wish I had a Baneblade.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. you have a Baneblade. Creed hid it behind your heart, and now its rumbling out of your chest cavity.

I wish i had a truly immovable rod.

**Decio**

Unfortunately, it knocks you in the tender areas when you wake up in the morning late for work. You spend 40 years in the hospital while Earth is splowly split in two.

I wish that I could create all my 40k armies with pure imagination! No purchases, painting necessary (but still time taken to savor them, otherwise it isn't right)

**snurl**

Granted. You get banned from the store for trying to enter your imaginary army in a tournament.

I wish for new ways to frighten people.

**Malcador**

Granted! Nobody likes you anymore.

I wish for a tv.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure, the only channel is constant footage of Mitt Romney's Excretion Escapades.

I wish I hadn't looked at page 10.

**Decio**

Granted, you lose all memory of page 10. You trip and fall down the stairs, confused.

I wish I had a lasgun

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. You have many, all glued to your tiny little epic guardsmen.

I wish I was immune to pain of any kind.

**Decio**

Granted, you die of blood loss when you get appendicitis and don't notice.

(HAHAHA! I love my lil Guardsmen!)

I wish that I was old enough to get a job

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. You have a job as an enzyme in my stomach.

I wish my appendix couldn't explode.