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**Mynameisalie**

Wait, wha-
Oh, I get it. Brony?

**Grey Templar**

No wish, you are forced to watch slanneshy rapefest of all the MLP characters before I go back in time and kill the original creators the day before they come up with the idea.

I wish all the MLP fanbois would die in a car fire. Preferably an annoyingly yellow Pinto.

Edit: Damn these NINJAS!!!

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. You die too, and are sent to hell. Guess who and what are waiting for you down there?

I wish I was a Daemon Prince.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you become a Daemon Prince of Malice. Unfortunatly GW retcons him and everything related to him. You are now stuck in a void of nothingness accompanied only by annoyed Squats.

**liquidjoshi**

No wish, you're coming too. And trust me, there's ponies where we're going...

I wish I was a Daemon Prince of Slaanesh.

**Mynameisalie**

Lmao.
Granted. Slaanesh decides you are better off as a girl.

I wish I could go to sleep.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, they kill you instead.

I wish video playback worked properly on our computer.

**liquidjoshi**

Yup. All you can watch are my trials with Grey Templar in the Slaanesh void. But hey, it's in HD.

**Squigsquasher**

No wish, guess what? That morbidly obese hairy old man is back! And he has fishnets!

I wish I had a pickup truck. With spikes on it.

**Philthesquid**

But the spikes are in the engine and pierce the fuel tank making it useless.

I wish for better green stuff skills

**liquidjoshi**

Dammit. The one thing that repulses me.

Granted. You have better GS skill at sculpting buttocks.

I wish no one could ever bring up the obese man again. Or woman. Or any relation.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, instead they bring up people so morbidly obese that it is impossable to determine the original gender, or species. They too are wearing fishnet stockings, except they're actual fishnets.

I wish noone would take revenge upon me for this dreadful wish corruption.

**Yojiro**

I was ninja'd! Damn it, Grey!

Granted, but then you wouldn't be having fun with this.

I wish I had more time to paint and build up the fluff for my Chapter.

**liquidjoshi**

You do. You're terrible at both.

I wish I could start a Slaanesh noise marine army, and that it was good on the Table.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, in fact it is so good on the table that it turns out to be an actual army of real Noise Marines. They blast you to pieces with their sonic blasters and eat the chunks of flesh. Then they resurrect you through the power of the Warp and torture you. And then your old friend appears...

I wish the Sega Dreamcast had been more popular.

**Coolyo294**

Granted. It still sucks.

I wish MLP and bronies never existed.

**snurl**

Granted. Instead there is My Little Turtles. And Shellies. And you are their leader.

I wish for less ninjas.

**Hawk**

Granted, however the remaining ninjas kill you.

I wish I could witness a fight between Donnie Yen, Jackie Chan, and Jet Li.

**Far Seer**

Granted. You get beat up in the crossfire.

I wish Ultramarines and their system Ultramar (seriously GW?) had a better sounding name.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. The Ultramarines are now the Azure Knights of Awesomeness! (Never said to whom it sounded better to)
I wish I was immune to the effects of the Warp.

**Philthesquid**

You are, but now real space makes your head explode!
I wish for better painting sills for my new chaos army.

**snurl**

Granted. You uncover the secrets of primer; shading and highlights are now easy and blending you can do in your sleep. Downside is it will take you about ten years to finish it to your new standards.

I wish for more time travel paradoxes.

**Philthesquid**

A paradox means your wish never existed!
I wish for lower standards.

**snurl**

Granted. You sometimes get the proper end of the brush into the paint.

I wish, paradoxically, that my last wish still existed.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. I reverse all the paradoxes by wishing you never existed.

**Grey Templar**

No wish, a paradox causes you to relive a single day over and over again. You are aware of the repetition of events, but are unable to change them. And the events involve slannesh, 5 male daemonettes, and a mutant ork named Bubba.

I wish it was 10 degrees cooler here.

**Mynameisalie**

There was a wish in there.
I wished snurl never existed. Didn't see that one, did you?!

**Grey Templar**

Who's Snurl...

see what I did there

**Far Seer**

No wish. All of your GK terminators magically turn to plastic, leaving you no termi-sock. (Read your sig!)

I wish for a red paint job.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. Unfortunately, your trukk is hit by a well aimed lascannon very soon after.

I wish everyone listened to Trailer music and liked it and stopped bloody trolling about Justin Bieber! He comes up on all of the songs in my playlist, and it's starting to really annoy me. I hate the guy.