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*Vomits on Vanden*

I think that's all of it.

I am going to go wash up.

*Vomits again*

That's all of it.

*Leaves and comes back clean*

*The momentum gets redirected, causing WK to continue spazzing*
I helped you. I apologize for the trauma that you suffered.
*Vanden becomes clothed in an EXTREMELY soft and fluffy robe, made of some material never before seen in the Imperium*

*still spazzing*

*Uber fluffy robe is now covered in vomit*

*Stares at Vervesoth in anger*

That your doing again? Fething hell, just stay out of my life!

*Shrugs off the robe*

*Runs off to the shower blocks naked once more*

*is now lying still on the floor*

OOC: Love how everyone just leaves me spazzing on the floor. The camaraderie here just gives me the warm n fuzzies

OOC Meh, you'll get back up.

*Pokes WK*

Hmmmm.

I think Marla sensed he saw something he shouldn't have.

And then used mind powers to rattle his brain until she can get a hold of him.

*Shrugs*

Well that's my theory anyway.

*has curled up into a ball and crawled under the Butter Tank*

*Incoherent scream of frustration*
*Everything within a couple kilometers turns violently bright yellow*
*Calmly helps WK up*
Hopefully... You'll be more receptive.
*Gives him a nice robe as well*
I give up on her. I try to be kind. I don't know what kind is. I don't know what half of the things you speak of are conciously, but due to my nature, I understand what everything is, and it is killing me. Perhaps I made a mistake forming my mind out of just two beings.
*Points at a bottle of red, white, and blue striped fluid*
I had to kick him out as well. Too distracting.

*is under the Butter Tank so Verviedi doesn't get to me*

*Flips tank and begins phasing to random locations within the Room*
Hku'magr tyu'nyar Room fhtagn...

*Punches V the second he phases into the shower*

*Continues sitting in the shower*

*is now hiding in a dark corner to escape the angry Verviedi*

I'm not angry. Just disappointed.
*Calmly standing upside down, appearing to be walking with my head*
Don't worry. Everything is alright. Everything is a dream. Everything is alright. Everything is wonderful. Everything is a dream.
*Hands WK another uber soft robe*

*lashes out in a blind fury and punches Verviedi in the throat*

*Flips table and vanishes*

*Emerges from shower*

*Wearing bath robe*

*Walks up to WK*

Hey...

*looks away instinctively*
Not again.... please Emperor no.... not again....

Don't worry, I'm covered up, I just wanted to talk about what happened...

*Looks mildly red*

*looks away and covers his ears*
Not again...... WHAT DID MARLA'S DAD DO TO ME?!?!?!

*Reaches out and pulls WK's hands away from his ears*

I just wanted to say, all of that before, was nothing. It meant nothing. You have nothing to worry about. I slipped and that's it. We're also pretty lucky that everybody seemed fascinated by the ceiling so much.

*All of a sudden pulls out knife from inside the robe and holds it up to WK's throat*

You tell anyone about this, and I'll gut you like a fish. Do you understand?

*is pretty much incoherent at this point so I don't even hear Vanden's threat*

*Shakes WK and throws him against wall*

Listen here, YOU. TELL. NO. ONE.

*Still holding knife*

*passes out and still doesn't hear Vanden*

*Growls and drops WK*

*Leaves and goes back to Yarrick*

*collapses on the floor in a heap*

Well he's on the floor again, I may be the only one here to help.

*Picks up WK*

I should tell Marla.

*Voxes Marla and explains what happened*

Oh and by the way did your dad implant something into WK's brain?

Hes is catatonic at the moment, still alive but catatonic.

Amelia? I don't believe you have anything to worry about from him. If he did tell anyone, Marla would kill him, at the very least. She's a tough SoB.

*Grumbles*

Then you better not tell anyone.

*Goes off to get dressed*

*cocks head*

Why would I mention this? I'm a hunter, not some perverted creature who cares about seeing a naked human. Besides, if I really wanted to see a naked gue'la, then I could just look at Macha's profiles on the Noosphere. No, I don't see any pride from this, just humiliation from you, and the entertainment from you being embarrassed.