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2009/12/01 01:13:44
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation
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PTS 777
WS BS S T W A LD SV
7 0 7 7 7 93 12 -
Wargear:
Combat boots and fatigues
Special rules
Round house kick:
Twice during Chuck Noris's player turn, and three times during his opponent's turn, Chuck may attempt to perform a roundhouse kick. He must first take a Psychic test*. If passed all all enemy units, and any household pets take a S10 hit until they are destroyed.g
God in human form:
Any wounds allocated to Chuck are Ignored. The dice used when determining Chuck's wounds must also be melted down.
*Having LD 12, Chuck will pass all Psychic tests, however he may still roll a snake eyes, or Double twelve, resulting in Perils of the warp, which he is immune to.
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2009/12/01 17:42:46
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2009/12/01 01:19:24
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade
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His WS should be 11.
THOUSAND.
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Triggerbaby wrote:In summary, here's your lunch and ask Miss Creaver if she has aloe lotion because I have taken you to school and you have been burned.
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:I too can prove pretty much any assertion I please if I don't count all the evidence that contradicts it.
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2009/12/01 04:28:17
Subject: Re:Chuck Noris Stats
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Water-Caste Negotiator
Mobile, AL. USA
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no BS what were you thinking, have you not watched any of his other Vietnam movies, or the delta force movie.
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2009/12/01 05:49:09
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Wounds inflicted upon Chuck Norris? That seems mighty optimistic. You don't hurt Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris hurts you...
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Just because anyone agrees with anyone, doesn't mean they are correct. Beware the thin line between what is "Correct" and what is "Popular." |
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2009/12/01 06:01:38
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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Whats with all 7s? Is it to represent how many years he was un defeated in Martial Arts? If so, thats cool.
Considering that we are talking about chuck Norris, I would say he seems a bit underpowered.
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Falcon Punch!
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2009/12/01 11:56:51
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Where's the point cost?
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2009/12/01 11:58:44
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Chuck Norris fights for Justice and Honor. He is his own army and needs no point cost.
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Just because anyone agrees with anyone, doesn't mean they are correct. Beware the thin line between what is "Correct" and what is "Popular." |
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2009/12/01 16:14:26
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Emboldened Warlock
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Thread fail. You spelled Chuck Norris incorrectly.
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DC:80S++G++M+B++I+Pw40k99+D++A+++/mWD219R++T(T)DM+ |
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2009/12/01 16:40:31
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Skinnattittar wrote:Chuck Norris fights for Justice and Honor. He is his own army and needs no point cost.
Yeah, seeing as by T2 most armies would have no dice, just a giant pile of multi-colored goo :(
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2009/12/01 16:45:25
Subject: Re:Chuck Noris Stats
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Chuck Norris could defeat the Gods themselves with just his glare. Now punch yourself in the nads with a spiked gauntlet a thousand times for your foolishness. 
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/12/01 17:06:49
Subject: Re:Chuck Noris Stats
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Unfortunaetly, GW will never validate these rules.
They said they'd never make rules for the Emperor  .
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2009/12/01 17:41:28
Subject: Re:Chuck Noris Stats
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation
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Gold tooth Jerry wrote:no BS what were you thinking, have you not watched any of his other Vietnam movies, or the delta force movie.
YES, I HAVE, BUT HES MUCH MORE GLORIOUS IN CLOSE COMBAT.
BESIDES, HIS ROUND HOUSE KICK REQUIRES NO BS TO USE......
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2009/12/01 18:19:04
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Regular Dakkanaut
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He doesn't need BS. Say Chuck sees Bob standing there 100 feet away. He just roundhouse kicks a wormhole into existance, sending his foot into it, into an alternate dimension where Bob is standing right where his foot is.
The alternate Bob is hit so hard by the kick, he is erased from the multiverse, ending the real-world Bob that was standing 100 feet away.
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2009/12/01 19:11:14
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Xenith wrote:Thread fail. You spelled Chuck Norris incorrectly.
Some people don't have the guts to properly utter Chuck Norris' proper name, for fear of angering him directly if they do not fully appreciate what Chuck Norris is. They are most wise in that decision.
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Just because anyone agrees with anyone, doesn't mean they are correct. Beware the thin line between what is "Correct" and what is "Popular." |
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2009/12/01 19:21:09
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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I am working on a Chuck Norris model right now. And you would not believe how hard it was to find a model that had a cowboy hat that was to scale (thanks again rednekgunner).
Im trying to decide to do wither the chopping hands config, or just one chopping hand and the other holder a remote controlled necron carrying 2 barrels of whiskey and snake venom (i love modeling).
He is also mounted on a dreadnought base as that will be his kill zone.
For his rules though, he should be fast (move 12 inches, assault 12 inches), relentless (so he could use his roundhouse kick) and also have eternal warrior.
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2009/12/01 19:33:11
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Dakka Veteran
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Chuck Norris sucks so much. Please move on. That joke is so old.
Norris deserves no stats, he is a has-been.
The 'all powerful guy' joke has been exploited on too many already:
Chuck Norris
Vin Diesel
Steve Irwin
Bear Grylls
Bakkies Botha
Tendai 'the beast' Mtawarira
Kenny Williams
Sly Marbo
The Guy from Punisher Warzone
Castrogiovanni
The list is endless. Norris is dead.
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2500 pts  | 1500 pts  | 1000 pts  | 1000 pts 
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2009/12/01 21:47:05
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Werewolf of Angmar
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adielubbe wrote:Chuck Norris sucks so much. Please move on. That joke is so old.
Norris deserves no stats, he is a has-been.
The 'all powerful guy' joke has been exploited on too many already:
Chuck Norris
Vin Diesel
Steve Irwin
Bear Grylls
Bakkies Botha
Tendai 'the beast' Mtawarira
Kenny Williams
Sly Marbo
The Guy from Punisher Warzone
Castrogiovanni
The list is endless. Norris is dead.
It's true. Much like the "Now and Zen" brand shirts, Chuck NorRis was funny and now the jokes are just.. Meh. Hey, look. Another Chuck NorRis joke. Move along...
The jokes are truly old...
I will bet a stack of cash someone replies to this with a Chuck NorRis joke.
Rico.
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"Well, looks can be deceiving."
"Not as deceiving as a low down, dirty... Deceiver." |
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2009/12/01 22:10:49
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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Skinnattittar wrote:Wounds inflicted upon Chuck Norris? That seems mighty optimistic. You don't hurt Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris hurts you...
Young sir forgets, that the master was once a student. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqxnhmeMdJ4 (Chuck should only ever have one wound, Bruce took the rest, with that said though, Chuck should only ever loose that wound by rolling a natural 7 on a d:6.)
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/12/01 22:13:50
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2009/12/01 22:57:50
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Little known fact; Chuck Norris threw the fight with Bruce Lee to lull him into a false sense of security so he could kill him easier in 1973 with a roundhouse kick to his heart, from inside Bruce Lee's chest!
@ the dissenters : Its not to make you roll up laughing, but smirk and roll your eyes. It's called "being silly," much like the idea of spending hours painting little warriors and then playing games with them. It's all quite silly, really.
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Just because anyone agrees with anyone, doesn't mean they are correct. Beware the thin line between what is "Correct" and what is "Popular." |
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2009/12/02 01:08:01
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Skinnattittar is right (as his sig says). Its good for chuckle (no Chuck joke intended).
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2009/12/02 01:34:08
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation
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paulguise wrote: Its good for chuckle (no Chuck joke intended).
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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2009/12/02 07:37:54
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Should have just kept my trap shut.
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2009/12/04 01:00:10
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
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New stats
ws,bs,s,t,w,i,a,ld,sv- N/A
Special rules: Victory
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
 THE EMPRAH!
There. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
 Smurfies 5th company
1750ish points
 Joint Biel-Tan Army with Tortoiseer
-1000ish points
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2009/12/04 01:42:09
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Scuttling Genestealer
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I dislike you for starting this thread. End of Story.
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Tyranids: We are not good, we aren't bad. We are just hungry
 1700pts Hive Fleet Leviathan
Point levels/wins/draws/losses
500--/2/0/0
1000-/2/2/1
1500-/0/0/0
2000-/0/0/0 |
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2009/12/04 02:10:05
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Wraith
O H I am in the Webway...
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Ripister wrote:I dislike you for starting this thread. End of Story.
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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster and if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you |
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2009/12/04 03:33:53
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Chuck noris is so awsome that when you shoot a gun at chuck noris he does not get hurt the gun does.
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2009/12/04 03:47:09
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation
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EzeKK wrote:Ripister wrote:I dislike you for starting this thread. End of Story.
Ohh BOOO HOOOO. Cry me a river.
If you don't like this thread, then you didn't have to read it.
If you don't like me, then tough. I'm lordrevege and I say that Dakka is a place for people to get together and talk about 40k (or another tabletop games) not for people like you, who have nothing better to do then complain and whine.
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2009/12/05 01:15:14
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
Wired into a deffdread
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It would be ridiculous to have a Chuck Norris special character. He would be a one-man epic-scale army that destroys everything within the Apocalypse-scale large blast marker on 1s.
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2009/12/05 07:27:56
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
North Shore, Auckland
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Or get a tank with Strength D that fires that size blasts. Either way.
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Make him the best Hive Tyrant ever!
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2009/12/09 13:40:02
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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did you know that chuck norris won a game of 40k simply by poking all the other players causing them to die
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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