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2009/12/10 21:03:02
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Implacable Black Templar Initiate
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God like?
Yes. Chuck Norris- too much to cover in just one forum post. See Wiki.
No. Vin Diesel- Stumbled after the girl died and accendently became leader of the NECROs...would have cried but his eyes were fracked up.
No. Steve Irwin- Died.
No. Bear Grylls- Eats own poo. NEXT!
No. Bakkies Botha- Who the **** is this? NEXT!
No. Tendai 'the beast' Mtawarira - busy writing death poem. NEXT!
No. Kenny Williams- Didn't he write country western songs? NEXT!
No. Sly Marbo- Sly? Seriously? A nickname like 'Sly'? NEXT!
No. The Guy from Punisher Warzone Almost died, and had entire family die. Cried about it.
No. Castrogiovanni- Has name with castration in it. NEXT!
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Master of Sixes
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2009/12/11 19:04:21
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
North Shore, Auckland
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Bakkies Botha, lol. The other SA lock's better, he's just massive. The last one's an Italian rugby player.
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Make him the best Hive Tyrant ever!
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2009/12/11 19:26:58
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Deadly Dark Eldar Warrior
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Ugh.. Even Dakka Is Not Safe From Chuck Norris Jokes...
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...tanks from the 23rd and 48th batallion were flanked by tanks from the enemies' 56th batallion. It was then that General Smedfordshire revealed his secret weapon: a slightly larger tank.
MechaEmperor7000 wrote:In the Space Marine Future Of the Space Marine Milleinum, there is only Space Marines.
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2009/12/11 23:53:39
Subject: Re:Chuck Noris Stats
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Stabbin' Skarboy
123 fake street
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Is anywere safe from Chuck Norris?
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"I can envision a world with no war, pain, or strife, were peace is constant, then I envision attacking that world because they'd never see it coming."
-  Orks, 4175 points
- The face of an opponent when you lose five dozen models and say "that's it?", priceless. |
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2009/12/12 13:04:01
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Nowhere is safe from Chuck Norris.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
EVEN Nowhere isn't safe from Chuck Norris.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/12 13:04:28
Just because anyone agrees with anyone, doesn't mean they are correct. Beware the thin line between what is "Correct" and what is "Popular." |
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2009/12/12 19:43:38
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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not even 40k is safe
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2009/12/12 21:13:24
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Krielstone Bearer
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adielubbe wrote:Chuck Norris sucks so much. Please move on. That joke is so old.
Norris deserves no stats, he is a has-been.
The 'all powerful guy' joke has been exploited on too many already:
Chuck Norris
Vin Diesel
Steve Irwin
Bear Grylls
Bakkies Botha
Tendai 'the beast' Mtawarira
Kenny Williams
Sly Marbo
The Guy from Punisher Warzone
Castrogiovanni
The list is endless. Norris is dead.
Brock Lesnar could end Norris - FACT!!!
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dogma wrote:Is there any Chaos God who goes un-worshiped in Brazil?
Probably Nurgle, Africa has the lock on that.
metallifan wrote:
The Dark Eldar are, by fluff, sex-addicted, space-cocaine snorting, cross-dressing, slave-taking, soul stealing space pirates. They should fit the bill. No one is forcing you to buy minis with man-thongs.
Sharpasaspoon wrote:Rome, Greece and GW.... The Greeks invented Sex, the Romans thought about having it with women, then GW decided to screw us.
I use Zap Brannigan's art of war and try to jam enough wreckage in their main cannon so it won't work. |
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2009/12/13 12:13:14
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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Who is Chuck Norris?
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2009/12/13 14:14:36
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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2009/12/14 17:21:15
Subject: Re:Chuck Noris Stats
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation
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Nowhere is safe from Norris.
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2009/12/15 10:21:33
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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not even nowhere is safe from chuck norris
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2009/12/23 19:29:07
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation
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shas'o vera wrote:not even nowhere is safe from chuck norris
Hahhhahahhha
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2009/12/25 10:52:42
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Courageous Questing Knight
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they really should make a Chuck norris model.
he should have adjustable heads and stuffs.
they should also make a kevin Rudd fanatics squad, for aussies.
I feel a thread comming on...
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DR:90S+++G++MB+I+Pw40k096D++A+/areWD360R+++T(P)DM+
3000 pt space marine 72% painted! 
W/L/D 24/6/22
2500 pt Bretons 10% painted
W/L/D 1/0/0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/337109.page lekkar diorama, aye? |
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2009/12/25 11:11:24
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Drew_Riggio
Norway
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lordrevege wrote:PTS 777
*Having LD 12, Chuck will pass all Psychic tests, however he may still roll a snake eyes, or Double twelve, resulting in Perils of the warp, which he is immune to.
I lol`ed
And his stats are rigged, they are supposed to be 10 
Also, he should be the entire army. Chuck Norris fights for himself 
Chuck Norris went to Virgins Isles. When he left, they had to re-name it Isles
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The God Emperor
He almost died and got put on life support for your sins.
-n0t_u |
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2009/12/25 12:36:42
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Tough Tyrant Guard
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HEy whats Under Chuck Norris Beard???
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2009/12/26 21:27:33
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation
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StarGate wrote: HEy whats Under Chuck Norris Beard???
A roundhouse kick to your face.
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2009/12/27 05:52:23
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
California, USA
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StarGate wrote: HEy whats Under Chuck Norris Beard???
Only another fist...
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 1500 points Speed Freeks
WarOne wrote:orks practically live forever...until something like a boot to the head kills you.
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2009/12/28 08:07:44
Subject: Chuck Noris Stats
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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jesus walked on water, chuck norris swam though soil
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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