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Sidestepping the blow while furioslt squeezng the trigger of his plasma pistiol he growls in satisfaction. This a good way to spend time.
Then he hears the unmistekebal sound of a heretic! He sees the traitor hurl himself and his axe into the air towards him.
"Not today heretic, not today!" he smiles and simply kneels so that the traitor hurls over him, and slamms into the Ork

Oh, 'notha git joins into tha fight! *he bellows, as he swings the choppa at the Wolf Lord's head, before he slams into the Mek, who almost gets launched backwards.*

Ooof, dat un' broke somethin' in me. OH WELL!

"Have fun cuddeling with the heretic Ork!" the wolf lord says as he barely avoids the blow aimed at his head, but much to his anger the blow cuts of a long lock of hair

Cuddlin'? I dun' get it, but 'DAT STILL OFFEN'S ME!
*Now he takes his trusty Burna up, and sprays the flames at the Wolf Marine.*

"Why yes Ork, you SHOULD be offended!" he says before the roaring flames forces him to give ground, and such avoid becoming barbeque

I KNEW ET! Ya fink ye such a zoggin' effin' smart git, but guess wot?

*A rokk pummels down into the already ruined Tavern, and with roars and fumes, a Mega Dread with a couple of Killa Kans emerges. But it seems that the big Dread got one of its feet mangled in the fall, as it stumbles out with the Kans stomping forward.*
ME DREADS!

"Oh my, well glad to see that you posses a bit of intelect Ork. I see it was wise of me to bring this along then." the wolf says while grinning, displaying his teeth.
The earth rumbels and as the Orkoid war machines approaches a looming figure emmerges out from the gloom.

*And with the fact that the Kans are piloted by grots, they quickly stops in their tracks, and starts to flee one after another. But the Mega Dread nor the Big Mek didn't care, as he quickly fixes the foot, and trundles forward with it.*
Oh, I see ye got ya own Dread?

Auxiliary! I will battle the dreadnought!

*The crisis suit charges forwards, twin plasma guns at the ready*

FOR THE GREATER BLOODSHED!

*But the Mega Dread will have none of the Tau's business, so it sprints forward, with its Killkannon shooting at the Crisis Suit to try and get him away from what's his own damn enemy.*

Bob leaps off a mound of debris onto the unsuspecting Dreads back.

"That's allot of metal protecting whatever's inside. Luckily, I brought a can opener!"

He begins tearing through the back of the dread with his powerfist.

Kharaxx lands with a roll, but is not deterred; he starts running back and throws himself at the Wolf Lord again, this time from behind.

*But Crazygit followed his precious Dread, and as soon as Bob grabbed onto it, he grabs the guardsman's leg to throw him down to the ground.*
NOT 'N MAH WATCH!

Bob lands with a thud, but isn't deterred.

"Watch this!" He pulls out his pistol, and shoots for the orks augmented eye.

*But before he could do that, the Mek had already stomped on Bob's jimmies, and spews him with flames from his Burna.*
Watch wot, ya git?

Bob coughs out smoke, his armor still smoldering.

"Well...I got this. I think it might be important."

In his hand looks like some sort of pump from the Dread.

*He grabs it,a nd looks at it, before he throws it away again.*
Nah, jus' a bit I put on ta grab on.

"I see...well it did look pretty neat, so I can see why you grabbed it."

Bob walks off towards the Killa Kans.

"You don't care about them do yah?"

" Indeed Ork, Indeed I did not come alone. Now meet my dear brother!" the lord growls as the towering figure of a Contemptor dreadnaugth appears out of the smoke and dust to stand beside him

*And the Mega Dread keeps charging in to the figure; that turns out to be a revered Contemptor Dreadnought, as it keeps firing its Killkannon at it.
And the Ork Mek just shakes his head at Bob giving chase to the Kans that just found their courage again to go against him.* Nah, ye can 'ave 'dose fings.

Bob simply grins, and charges off to dismantle the Kans.

*But the Kans does fight back, as they snap their claws, saws with their sawblades and fires their guns at Bob.*

*Kreiger walks in and stares at everyone emotionlessly*

Her…HERESY?!….XENOS!!!

Ey' 'e've been 'ere a long toime now. Es it 'dat big o' a surprise?

*Kreiger throws himself at Krazy Git. Hoping of a glorious death for the Big E*

KIIIIIIIIILLL MEEE!

 big mek crazygit wrote:
*But the Kans does fight back, as they snap their claws, saws with their sawblades and fires their guns at Bob.*

The grots inside can't fire worth crap, and Bob dodges the rest.

"I hope there's no cogboys nearby." he says as he rips a greenskin out of a kan, and takes control.

"Now for some real fun!"

Not so fast, pantzee git! *he shouts, as he clamps his hand around Krieger's neck.* Jus' killin' ye wouldn't be much fun. Nah, puttin' you on a spike! Dat sounds betta!

"HANS! COME TO THE RESCUE!"

*Giant Kreig Horse arrives and tramples Krazy Git, leaving him bloodied and on the floor confused*

 Guardsmen Bob wrote:


The grots inside can't fire worth crap, and Bob dodges the rest.

I hope there's no cogboys nearby." he says as he rips a greenskin out of a kan, and takes control.

Now for some real fun! :E

*But due to the nature of Killa Kans, the grot gets his scalp torn up, as wirey bits gets pulled out and ripping it open, and the other Kans slices at the body.*

 Archie The Death Rider wrote:
"HANS! COME TO THE RESCUE!"

*Giant Kreig Horse arrives and tramples Krazy Git, leaving him bloodied and on the floor confused*

*And he looks around to see where the hollaring was coming from, and runs to the side from it to avoid the horse, and brings his burna back up to bear.* Ye and ya zoggin HORSES!