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2012/10/28 17:56:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Sure. It's still in a Pyro, a real one, that's just as psychotic as Meet the Pyro suggests.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/10/28 18:02:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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But we all know that the Pyro is a cute girl under the asbestos suit and the gas mask, so no worries. Ilike insanely murderous girls, partly because I am myself insanely murderous.
No wish, a Daemonette arrives at your house, and makes out with you. Then she reveals she has a dick and is into scat. Then her like minded friends come along, as well as your old friend, the morbidly obese hairy old man in a speedo, who has recently dedicated himself to Nurgle.
I wish I could be that Daemonette.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/28 18:17:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Somehow this wish is beyond corruption, so I'll just throw in a dead puppy and sit back to watch the fun.
Tonight is the last night of my show, so I wish for the best night ever.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/10/28 18:21:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. Sadly, the next morning you fall into a pit of rabid honey badgers.
Also, you unwittingly gave me exactly what I wanted. Whoops.
I wish for nachos.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/28 18:34:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Stale nachos with Nurgle cheese sauce and a side of putrid sour cream. And they bite back.
I wish I could carve jack o lanterns faster.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/10/28 18:37:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, unfortunately you make an unholy mess.
I wish for a Slaaneshi orgy.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/28 18:42:28
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, but Papa Nurgle is also invited...
I wish for some Dr Pepper
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/10/28 20:01:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Tadashi peed in it.
I wish for Pee-Free Dr. Pepper
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/10/28 21:09:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. It's full of pus and ooze and other un (or is it in-) describable things.
I wish for a PS3
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/10/28 21:13:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Tadashi peed on that too.
I wish dragonpriests weren't so damn hard to kill.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/10/28 21:17:58
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, they are just as easy to kill, and as common, as their Dragon Overlords 
I wish Elder Scrolls VI would get released soon.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/10/28 21:20:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted but it returns you to morrowind format.
I wish blacksmithing was easier to level.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/10/28 21:50:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted but every time you level up, you have to beat the Giyagas boss from Mother 2. And if you quit, he haunts your dreams.
I wish for a Nintendo 64.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/28 22:17:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Tadashi.....
I wish I knew what the above corruption meant for me.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/10/28 22:23:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. Giyagas is an utterly disturbing boss from an otherwise happy game called Mother 2, known as EarthBound in the US. Search "Giyagas boss battle" on YouTube to see the full horror for yourself.
No wish from me. Come on, come up with something weird. I dare you...No. I CHALLENGE you.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/28 22:25:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Okay. Tadashi.
Done.
I wish that Halo 4 hadnt been thought of as Bungie said there would be no instalments after reach.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/10/28 22:28:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. Unfortunately this somehow results in Halo never having existed at all.
I wish for Tadashi.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/28 22:31:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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We all wish for Tadashi....
COME BACK TO US TOVARISH!!!!!!
Free cookie and mental hug to the first one who gets it.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/10/29 05:26:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. Anonymous hacks into his account and then crashes Dakka Dakka so no one can go on it, including the admins.
I wish I knew how to load saved games in DosBox.
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2012/10/29 10:27:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You know how but you cant imagine why.
I wish the cast party had lasted all night.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/10/29 11:32:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. You had to leave because someone vomited on your shoes.
I wish I wasnt going to lose power in the incoming hurricane. (but I know that I am)
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/10/29 11:35:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you lose your roof instead.
I wish for a new computer.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/29 12:48:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Granted. HAL 9000.
I wish Kerrang would play some good music for once.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/10/30 00:31:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But you cant hear it due to your lack of ears.
I wish this hurricane would stop.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/10/30 00:39:21
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, its stops right over your house and never leaves
I wish I didn't have a midterm today 
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/10/30 00:43:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - its the Finals.
I wish to be a Warhammer-type vampire.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/30 01:05:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Screaming Shining Spear
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Granted, but you're now made of plastic and 1 inch tall, and immobile.
I wish my geometry teacher actually taught us geometry
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2012/10/30 01:20:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Sure. You're never employed because Geology isn't accepted as a "real science".
I wish it wasn't 1AM here, and i didn't have a ton of work to do.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/10/30 02:04:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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^ HE SAID GEOMETRY
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/10/30 02:09:26
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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No wish! You are teliported to a dark room. Then suddenly a door opens, Tadashi and Slannesh walk in...
I wish I had a banana parfait.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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