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2016/04/25 21:49:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Closes eyes] ...I have b-been very stressed lately.
[Blinks] [Shakes head again] [Still smoking quite a bit]
I only have eyes for one d-daemonette, and she's not h-here. You got nothin'.
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2016/04/25 21:53:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Begins dispelling the Daemonette's glamours*
If you look closely, you'll notice that the root of the tentacle is actually connected to Slaanesh. It's some odd interdimensional thing.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/25 21:56:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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>KoS
*Body shimmers into that of your Daemonette*
~What do you think of me now?~
*Straddles BC*
>Farage
This is all a bit distasteful for my liking.
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
 Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/25 22:03:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Growls] I'd think y-you went too far. [Struggles and winces]
Verviedi, little h-help here?
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2016/04/25 22:06:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*goes slightly green* urgh.... Nope.... Nope!
Man and I thought that was bad...
Il be in my tank!
*goes off to repressor *
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/25 22:08:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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..? [Hears repressor hatches close] [Looks up at KoS] Oh h-hell..
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2016/04/25 22:10:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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>KoS
~Come now Comissar, I can sense your lust. Release it, do what you know in your heart you want, NO NEED, to do~
>Nigel
Right that's it I'm leaving.
*Phases through wall*
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/25 22:20:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It's n-not lust. [Looks angry] I miss her.
[Struggles to get loose]
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2016/04/25 22:20:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*begins frothing with a furious rage at the sight of so much HERESY*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/25 22:26:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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~You long for her, this is your chance to be with her again. Give in... Don't struggle.. ~
*Other Daemonettes surround BC and begin to massage/carress him*
Ooc: Could someone do something? I don't really want to have to continue such narative passed this point.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/25 22:27:30
Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/25 22:32:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*rotates a turret grenade launcher firing a grenade that covers everyone in rainbow custard to kill mood and plays verdais book on the design of white thermo plastic at deafening volume*
Please work...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/25 22:33:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*fires rifle into the air*
Daemons, I suggest you let the commisar go. This place has had enough otherworldly visitors for now. So, go of your own free will, if such creatures have it, or go back to the warp in pieces. Either is an acceptable outcome.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/25 22:38:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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~Those are idle threats kroot, we are ancient beings of near immortality yet you have yet to evolve~
*Looks at custard*
~I normally prefer a more personal flavouring but this will do~
Ooc: "Try harder god damnit!"
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/25 22:49:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Urgh... Ok..
*carefully loads a new grenade set filled with cold fish fingers, baked beans and pickled eggs splattering a rather un sensual mess everywhere.*
*sets speakers to marget thatchers greatest speeches *
Ooc Dr who, fish n chips and custard lol
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/25 22:56:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*scowls and heads into Verviedi's workshop*
*comes out a moment later with a proton accelator*
Say what you will, beasts, but you still are not gods.
*fires proton accelator at the daemonettes*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/25 23:04:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*charges into the daemons screaming at the top of his lungs*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/25 23:11:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*vecks helmet lenses and armour get obscured by a mass of flying custard and fish finger chunks from a food Grenade**
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/25 23:30:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Has almost passed out due to the boringness of V's treatise on white thermoplastic*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/25 23:32:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*continues violently tearing into the demons*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/26 01:46:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Stirs in bed*
Ugh...That was painful...
*Looks around*
Well, at least I'm not dead...
*Leans head back and closes eyes once more*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/26 01:49:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*throws a daemonette across the Room so hard that it lands next to Vanden*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/26 01:55:59
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Turns to look at Daemonette*
Oh hell, are you Benny's Mistress?
*Sees look from Daemonette*
Guess not.
*Rams knife in her skull*
*Clutches side as it starts bleeding again*
MOTHER...Ow...
*Throws legs over the side of the bed and gets up*
*Wraps self in a blanket and wonders over to bar*
*To barkeeper*
Get me the strongest 'whatever you have'. I need to get drunk fast.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/26 02:07:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Nothing I can do here. One of Shub-Niggurath's aspects has a claim on them. It would be horribly disrespectful to Her if I damaged any of Her daughters.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/26 02:17:58
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Downs another very strong drink*
*Looks at bandage at waist*
Why do you still hurt? OH I KNOW! I need to drink even more!
*Continues drinking*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/26 02:20:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Giggles in a very uncharacteristic manner*
*Puts a perception filter on Vanden that makes everything slightly wrong. Triangles' sides often add up to more than 180°, and edges are now curved*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/26 02:20:53
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/26 02:22:51
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Looks mildly worried*
One too much perhaps...?
*Attempts to get up*
*Struggles to find footing*
...I'm not drunk...And I'm not dizzy as far as I can tell...
*Orders another drink from bartender*
...Yet...
*Continues drinking and ignores whatever is going on*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/26 02:23:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*falls through the skylight of the bar and lands on Vanden*
GAK!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/26 02:26:35
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Winces in pain as the wound reopens again*
Owww...Do you mind?
*Gets two more drinks and hands one to WK*
I need a drinking partner, and I don't really want to ask Yarrick at the moment...Want to join me?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/26 02:29:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*stands up and dusts self off before accepting the drink and sitting on a stool next to Vanden*
You WOULD NOT believe the day I had.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/26 02:32:18
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Your not the only one...I had my boyfriend stab me, got mauled by a fething hell-hound TWICE, then wake up to a bloody daemon at my bed. Nothing that can't be solved with drinks though.
*Sculls another glass before ordering two more*
So what led to your fall through the roof?
OOC You the Guardsman or the Space Marine, I can't tell. Your avatar tells me your the Guardsman, but your actions speak otherwise.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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