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Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Walks over to Larry*

I'm sorry I snapped yesterday...I know it wasn't you in there...

*Sits next to Larry and starts stroking his head*

OOC You missed another excursion today. Good job scumbag.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Thanks Vanden it means a lot to hear you say that.

*Gets a drink from the bar*

I'm sorry I snapped back.

OOC scumbag SCUMBAG M58 I'LL REK YA MOOT also I have been to the place on an excursion just before the holidays. bronze 3.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 zergling15 wrote:
Thanks Vanden it means a lot to hear you say that.

*Gets a drink from the bar*

I'm sorry I snapped back.

OOC scumbag SCUMBAG M58 I'LL REK YA MOOT also I have been to the place on an excursion just before the holidays. bronze 3.


OOC Mate your fethed. It's Dakka, not League. Keep your salt shaker holstered. Fething degenerate...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/27 04:39:18


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

OOC I typed MOOT do you really think I was serious? I also prefer League with pepper.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/27 05:36:35


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC No, I didn't think you were serious. I never do tbh. Fookin cancer.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/27 06:04:37


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

* Nearly 50 pages ago* "Right! I'm off to explore the Galaxy! Take care now!"

*now* I'm baaaa-aaack!!!

*Sets up Orkmart 2.0 with a new wing encompassing 5203 different eateries and dining establishments*

Now... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/27 06:56:31


 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*returns with a large cuddley wolf happy wearing a thunderfist hat*

Hey, great game at space wolf blood bowl.
*happily wanders past larry* hey, there making you a new arm from old one that was salvageable, don,t worry.

*goes back to repressor to drop off large cuddley wolf*
*sees a monolithic building size of a small moon*

Oh. Ork mart!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/27 07:07:36


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

I think I just let it slowly grow back.

*Wiggles mostly normal except for a forearm stump*

I got most of it back so I should be good.


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Your lucky then

*points to metal lower leg*
Humans do not grow back!

Sure we can clone but

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Your lucky then

*points to metal lower leg*
Humans do not grow back, just do what we can. Its normaly hidden but dark eldar poison damaged the synth skin....

Sure we can clone but Martian tradition makes far better and more capable metal designs.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Wakes up with a start] Oh that's a hangover and a half... [Staggers upright]

[Looks around] [Grips head]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Well after you gave blood id expect so....
Normaly you get some negative effects.

*hands yarrick a pain killer for headache *
Just take with water.

Ooc and I don,t even know what lur resident Aussies are on about!

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Phases through the ceiling to check*
*Comes back a few seconds later*
There's a lynch mob up there. They've just strung up some game developers, and are all screaming at each other for doing it poorly.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Stops stroking Larry's head*

*Walks up to Yarrick and hugs him*

How many times have you saved me now? I guess I'm playing my part as the 'Damsel in Distress' quite well don't you think?

*Continues hugging*

OOC What chu brits talkin bout Aussies for? If you struggle to understand what Z15 says, don't worry. He's like the most autistic person irl. He's quite tame here to be honest.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*small explosion comes from my workshop*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ooc no worries just that last bit had me slightly confused.
Rest, perfectly understood

Bic
To wk
You ok in that workshop? Need a medic?

*goes over to zerg and gentley places a oitmemt on limb*
Easy, nice soothing stuff for that salt burn. Nothing dangerous.


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Wobbles slightly] ...Is my job.
[Still very white] I think you possibly have more of me in you than I do right now.

[Hugs back unsteadily] If you could take a break from being murdered, that'd be nice though.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*shouts over*

Easy commissar, your probbly right on the blood.
She took quite abit, I left you enough to live mind.

*goes back to drinking tea by repressor*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*welding sounds resume*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*shouts*
Hey dear? Left you a ferasian steak meal by the door.
Also a small ale, the black wolf ale

*goes back to tea watching sparks fly out*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Hugs Vanden again and then shuffles to sofa] Any chance on delivery from the Fenrisian hall? [Embarrassed] I'm usually a lot more ambulatory, I'm not good at being still.

[Benny runs up with a menu]

...Why is this rated by amount of shots required to kill the food?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Umm because it shows how brave the hunter is who killed the meat...
Look ay ferasian great kraken... And if not in stick wait a tad they go kill one ...

I admit there odd but order a Childs portion + ale.
Its still a half kilo steak and what in any bar human is classed as a large tankard... They focused grouped using ferasians...

They do do delivery.
Ok... I eat there alot.... I don,t need a menu....

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Looks at the menu*
Clam chowder. No tomatoes, or else I'll skin you.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/27 20:04:08




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Thank you Marla.

*Squints to try read menu*

Whats in "the big one"?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

No vegetables? [Struggles to concentrate] The mixed platter, I guess. I'm not sure how good an idea ale is after blood loss.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Big one. Oh 32 kg steak plus a half barrel of ale, 10kg of chips and a kilo of salad bacon...

Vegetables.... Umm there's bacon...
Might be under the sides and extras page.

They consider bacon a vegetable... Hmmm....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Ummm what is a vegetable?

Anyway that sound good, maybe a bit on the smaller side but still good.

*Licks lip in anticipation*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/27 20:42:32


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

A food not made of meat.....
Or in Ferrasian known as a question mark....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Food arrives] ..! [Somehow manages to eat in a very dignified manner while being far faster than should be humanly possible] [Looks around and blinks] What? Schola training mixed with years of very little free time to eat peacefully. [Finishes food]
That was exceptional.

[Examines mug of ale] ... Just sniffing this is getting me buzzed.
[Shrugs] Is nutritional, I'm told. [Downs it in one and smiles politely]

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/27 21:04:24



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Slams face into food and starts devouring*

*Wipes face with a napkin*

That was nice.

*Wipes saliva up with another napkin witch turns slightly purple*

Sorry about all the drooling, bad habit.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
 
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