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**Tadashi**

Granted - its finecast.

I wish for a Land Raider Redeemer.

**Decio**

(lol, need a few buckets of liquid green stuff to fix it up. And some balsa wood. And steel plates.)

Granted, but it comes with no fuel and it costs 1000 dollar-equivalents to fuel it and the flamers for 20 miles of driving.

I wish that I had enough discipline to be sleeping right now.

**Tadashi**

Granted - after an hour of sleep, something turns up and you have to wake up.

I wish for a Warlord Titan (as soon as I manage to intimidate those Tech-Priests with a few threats about firing squads to fix my Land Raider Redeemer).

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. It's overtaken by the Twilight Fangirls.

I wish I had a suit of TDA, an assault cannon with enough ammunition to last several months, a power fist, and the ability to use it against the hordes of teenage girls.

**Tadashi**

Granted - its too big for you though.

I wish my invulnerable save repelled the girls.

**snurl**

Granted. You repel women everywhere you go.

I wish for great deals in the flea market tomorrow.

**liquidjoshi**

Great deals on fleas. They follow you forever.

I wish my TDA fit me and was incorruptable.

**Decio**

Granted, you fit in the TDA suit. But, you fall down the stairs of an office building and land on someone's Chaos Daemons. Good thing you're incorruptable. They stab you for a few seconds, though, surprised by this sudden, violent boulder.
You no longer fit through doorframes, and you can't drive anything.

I wish that I had a squad of Vostroyans under my command.

**liquidjoshi**

That's fine, i'll just smash through doorways. I don't need to drive, I have a suit of terminator armour.

Sure, you can have your Vostroyans. I then mow them down with my assault cannon.

I wish I didn't have so much work to do.

**snurl**

Granted. You are cyrogenicaly frozen and wont be thawed for many years. So not much to do for you.

I hope to find the stuff im looking for at the convention.

**Decio**

Granted, but you find it in the toilet as you stare into the murky waters and ponder the meaning of life. Then some jerk walks into the stall and flushes the toilet.

I wish that liquidjoshi didn't kill my Vostroyans with his assault cannon because now he doesn't have quite enough ammo to keep the Twilight girls away.

**flamero**

Granted, Your Vostroyans and liquidjoshi join forces to combat them

I wish i didnt eat so much...

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. We were too slow to save you from the Twilight fangirls, who devour you.

I wish we had more support in our fight against the Twilight fangirls.

**Tadashi**

Granted - Nuclear Missile Launched.

I wish we got all the Twilight fangirls with that shot.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. The Justin Beiber fangirls, however...

I wish I had infinite ammo.

**Tadashi**

Granted - you now have infinite incendiary mercury rounds.

I wish another nuclear missile was prepped to strike the Justin Bieber fangirls.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, but the Justin Bieber fangirls turn out to be immune to nuclear missiles, and the radiation mutates them, giving them chitinous armour, jagged fingernails, prehensile tentacles and tongues, and enormous, pulsating wangs. They proceed to violate you with all of these at once.

I wish I was a Daemonette.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. You meet my assault cannon at maximum range, with no time to dodge.

I wish the corruption of Tadashi's wish was undone.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. With no strings attached.

I wish I had the power to bring to life whatever I imagined.

**flamero**

Granted. You think of chaos

I wish that wish didn't happen

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Something worse happens.
I wish my downloading speed was much faster.

**ChiliPowderKeg**

Granted, your downloading becomes 2fast4u and always makes this noise http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg

I wish this Ork face (

) had more saturation in the eye pixels

**snurl**

Granted. It does but you can only see black and white.

I wish for a nice nap. Shopping for minis all day can make your feet hurt.

**Far Seer**

Granted. While you're sleeping, a cat lands on you whose body eventually smothers you.

I wish my legs were free from these cramps.

**Decio**

Granted, you stand up and everything is better. Then some fangirls ram the door of your house open and trap you in your room.

I wish that I had an Type 95 Custom from MW3 in real life to mow down the fangirls in Far Seer's home.

**p_gray99**

Granted. Shame you have no ammo.

I wish I had a better sig.

**snurl**

Granted. Your sig is lit up like Christmastime in Vegas with quotes and links and photos. But it no one sees it because "show sigs" is left unchecked by default in the Dakka user preferences.

I wish untrustworthy people would be marked in some way as to be easily avoidable.

**flamero**

Granted. Everyone is now yellow neon lights, and no one can see.

I wish for more tanks

**snurl**

Granted. Your home is now surrounded by a huge oil refinery. There are dozens of massive tanks as far as the eye can see.

I wish Fall-In had been a day longer.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Superman spins the world to a day more. Shame no one was planted firmly to the ground.
I wish for more Panzer IVs.