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Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get the Borg Queen.

I insert Doomthumbs.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get Mittens.

I insert some grapes.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get Cherries.

I insert Cyclobenzaprine

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get cyboplasm.

I insert KaptinBadrukk.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get cyTOplasm.

I insert snurl.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get the warped wall.

I insert spikes.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

You receive some Chaos Space Marine bits.

I insert a Tau Manta model from Forgeworld.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get Rickrolled!

I insert Penn and Teller.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get a stock exhange.

I insert Adolf Hitler.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get Dark Schnitzel.

I insert Peyton Manning.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get Mann co.

I insert a Maelstorm's Edge.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get an estimated delivery date.

I insert a blacklight.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get in the Limelight.

I insert infinity (not the game)

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

You get a spacial anomaly.

I insert a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Jealous that Horus is Warmaster




Behind you

You get a bottle of Solidified orange juice

I insert a piano.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get the stool.

I insert sheet music.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get Beyonce.

I insert Kanye West.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get rudely interuppted.

I insert the Age of Sigmar.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get Heavy Metal [the film, not the music style]

I insert a F-35.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

You get a Dakkajet.

I insert a Space Marine bike.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a Big Wheel.

I insert dinosaurs.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get a psycho.

I insert Age of Sigmar.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get MMURHEEENZ IN SPHESSSS!

I insert all the WHFB stuff.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

You get White Dwarf Weekly issue #74.

I insert a pot of white paint.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get Scyra.

I insert Warmahordes.

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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get round bases.

I insert chicken salad.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Drop Trooper with Demo Charge






Nocturne

You get salmonella.
I insert the new, overpriced artificer layer brush...

1 GW standard case, 2/3 full of s,
One Kaiser Rushforth with guard in... Mostly painted!
Try elementgames.co.uk for money off GW, saved me loads!
Like my avatar? Taking commissions, see my website. WIll be posted later... 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a happy tree.

I insert camoflouge colored paint.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get a B2 bomber.

I insert Kid Kyoto.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get some funny stuff.

I insert Turner Classics Network.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
 
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