40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**sing your life**

You get Adult Swim.

I insert a loli daemonette.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a Khorne Bloodthirster.

I insert a corrupted wish.

**sing your life**

You get a lazy Ork.

I insert a guitar.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a tote .

I insert Squishward

**sing your life**

You get Squidward Tentacles.

I insert World of Tanks.

**snurl**

You get tracks.

I insert Tankfest at Bovington.

**JamesGang**

You receive an armored truck.

I insert a bovine Rape support group.

**snurl**

You get bullshitte.

I insert a letter from the president.

**JamesGang**

You receive a dirty blue dress.

I insert a cigar...

**Malcador**

You get a blunt.

I insert a five finger discount ticket.

**ZergSmasher**

You get five severed fingers.

I insert one of Gru's Minions.

**snurl**

You get a Groo comic book.

I insert Age of Sigmar.

**sing your life**

You get the outdated idea that black people are inferior to white people.

I insert a Minion.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a banana.

I insert a T-800 Terminator.

**snurl**

You get a 3D printer.

I insert some eggs.

**sing your life**

You get salt.

I insert a corrupted wish.

**snurl**

You get a fish-slap.

I insert metal boxes.

**sing your life**

You get Sindri.

I insert a Ork Kommando.

**snurl**

You get Grot Ninja.

I insert real D glasses.

**sing your life**

You get Jaws 3d.

I insert a pen.

**snurl**

You get a Teller.

I insert War Scrolls.

**sing your life**

You get robbed.

I insert Tom Kirby.

**JamesGang**

You receive a vacuum cleaner company.

I insert shark week.

**snurl**

You get a boardwalk.

I insert a bag of Doritos.

**sing your life**

You get a bottle of mountain dew.

I insert the ICP.

**snurl**

You get The Marvelous Missing Link.

I insert Mr Potato Head.

**sing your life**

You get Samwise Gamgee.

I insert a truck.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Hot Wheels truck.

I insert a random Lego piece.

**snurl**

You get K'nex.

I insert about 20 odd army books and rulebooks for WHFB, from various editions.

**sing your life**

You get a fire.

I insert this sub-forum.