40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**korbenn**

You get an image board.

I insert Kingdom Hospital.

**snurl**

You get an enema from a clown.

I insert Tastycake products.

**korbenn**

You get a home made cake abomination.

I insert an obsolete metafore.

**snurl**

You get an oldie, but goodie.

I insert the NAACP.

**sing your life**

You get a confederate flag.

I insert North Korea.

**snurl**

You get hacked.

I insert bottled spring water.

**sing your life**

You get a sdrawkcab name.

I insert Peregrine.

**snurl**

You get a falcon.

I insert Raid spray.

**korbenn**

You get a Tyranid infestation.

I insert a stack of old FMV game CD-ROM's

**sing your life**

You get a Blu-ray disc.

I insert an old-timey gramophone.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a landline.

I insert a derecho.

**korbenn**

You get a weather alert.

I insert a shave and a haircut.

**sing your life**

You get Ripley.

I insert Age of Sigmar.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get epic 40k.

I insert Defiant.

**sing your life**

You get Ride to Hell: Retribution

I insert the Pet Shop Boys.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Dr. Ivo Robotnik.

I insert my full name.

**snurl**

You get mud.

I insert a pile of VHS tapes.

**korbenn**

You get a floppy disc labeled "Factory porn"

I insert my old White Dwarf magazines.

**ZergSmasher**

You get fond memories of better times.

I insert Caitlyn Jenner.

**snurl**

You get more of the same.

I insert Historicon.

**sing your life**

You get an American xenophobe.

I insert a calculator.

**korbenn**

You get an Ork demanding an explanation why he can't divide by 0

I insert the worst painted models you can find on ebay.

**sing your life**

You get this thread:

http://www.armorama.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=SquawkBox&file=index&req=viewtopic&topic_id=227061&page=1#

I insert a skaven.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get an Ork.

I insert a Shoota

**snurl**

You get a slingshot.

I insert lightning bugs.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a wasp nest.

I insert my window

**sing your life**

You get a madhouse.

I insert Bloodborne.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get AoS.

I insert WHFB

**snurl**

You get the shaft.

I insert Failcast Eternals.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get the urban dictionary.

I insert lead.