40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**korbenn**

You get radioactive gold.

I insert two daemonettes and a badger.

**sing your life**

You get a Kaldor Draigo.

I insert some Saxon words.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get some Anglo words.

I insert the internet.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Al Gore.

I insert Bill Clinton.

**korbenn**

You get denial.

I insert a copy of Command & Conquer; Red Alert 2.

**snurl**

You get Car Wars.

I insert Monopoly.

**korbenn**

You get Heroquest.

I insert the jar of paint, the color I blended myself, but only used once.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Khorne's blood.

I insert the Marneus Calgar Theme song (PM me if you don't know)

**snurl**

You get the theme from Shaft.

I insert Jack Chick pamphlets.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Miley Cyrus

I insert Robin Thicke

**korbenn**

You get something mediocre that sounds suspiciously rapey.

I insert that Christmas song by Frank Sinatra that is if you listen closely is about date rape.

**sing your life**

You get Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke, obviously.

I insert an anime.

**korbenn**

You get a bunch of Japanese sounds comming out of the machine,

I insert a Kung Fu battle for the ages.

**snurl**

You get Enter the Dragon.

I insert a Stromboli with sauce.

**korbenn**

You get a homemade squig pie.

I insert a Kirov airship.

**sing your life**

Oh! You get the humanity.

I insert a screwdriver.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get TSTO

I insert NARF

**snurl**

You get AoS.

I insert Reaper Bones.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Citadel Finecast.

I insert a dead cockroach.

**snurl**

You get Termagaunt Warriors.

I insert a box of old tank parts.

**korbenn**

You get an Ork battle wagon.

I insert the dusty unfinised miniatures from my desk.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get my unpainted minis.

I insert his FETHAWESOME FISTS!

**korbenn**

You get Hulk hands.

I insert a PC copy of The Witcher 3; Wild hunt.

**snurl**

You get busy for weeks.

I insert molasses.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You are slow.

I insert TNB

**sing your life**

You get John "Totalbiscuit" Bain.

I insert Bane.

**snurl**

You get Batman.

I insert old dice.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Chuck norris

I insert rule 34

**snurl**

You get chaos. Chaos everywhere.

I insert a cat.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a dog.

I insert a bunny-bun.