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I saw this on Warseer and p**sed myself with laughter. I never noticed this everytime I watched this film. My whole childhood has been smeared because I can no longer watch this film with the same naive innocence as before. Gents I give to you the bulge of 'Jarret' aka David Bowie, in very 80's 'Meggings' (Mens leggings)

That's fairly disturbing right there....

Is that Ziggy?

ZF-

It sucks when the innocence is taken away doesnt it? I still love that movie though, my wife loves it more though....hmmmmm

God dammit, man! The last thing I need to see before I go to sleep is David Bowie's wang trying to burst out of his pants.

Awww, it's trying to say hello to Cheese.

Make sure it does not drool on you while you are asleep! :O

PS: A great, if crazy, film

Welcome to the internet. If you don't want your childhood brutally raped I recommend you log off now.

What? My mom talked about it AT THE TIME.

It's true though. The way life was perceived 20 years ago has changed dramatically. Take for instance the 'Werther's originals' adverts.......
Terrifying.....

I noticed that the other day. Still a classic film though.

Cheese Elemental wrote:God dammit, man! The last thing I need to see before I go to sleep is David Bowie's wang trying to burst out of his pants.

Then why did you click on a Title called "David Bowie's Bulge"

Is this.... is this a serious thread? Are we really devoting a thread to another mans bulge?

*Resists urge to start a "Show of your Bulge" thread.*

Yes this couldn't be more serious. My child hood memories of watching 'Labyrinth' while eating 'Werther's Originals' have been utterly destroyed by modern society

Old news. Moral of the story: Girls don't trust rock stars. Just don't. They wiggle on stage and the bulge is clearly there. Just yell "You have no power over me!", go back to taking care of babies and other womanly duties.

HOW CAN YOU NOT LOOK AT THAT MONSTROUS CREATURE HIDING BEHIND A THIN WHITE VEIL OF GROIN CLOTH

It's just not the same anymore

Bash the Bosh wrote:HOW CAN YOU NOT LOOK AT THAT MONSTROUS CREATURE HIDING BEHIND A THIN WHITE VEIL OF GROIN CLOTH

Me thinks you're just a little obsessed with David Bowie's crotch.

Tyyr wrote:

Bash the Bosh wrote:HOW CAN YOU NOT LOOK AT THAT MONSTROUS CREATURE HIDING BEHIND A THIN WHITE VEIL OF GROIN CLOTH

Me thinks you're just a little obsessed with David Bowie's crotch.

Agreed. And why is methinks recognized by spellcheck as being a word?

Do you notice when someone need to do the fly up on their trousers/jeans/pants?

Same thing



And 'methinks' is a mega word

Because it is.


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Bash the Bosh wrote:Do you notice when someone need to do the fly up on their trousers/jeans/pants?

Same thing

Nooo, I usually tell a guy to zip up and it's over. I don't make posts on forums, throw up pictures, and keep talking about it all morning.

Just because a word is archaic, doesn't mean it isn't a bulge. I mean word. My, that is quite blatant.

Zad Fnark wrote:Is that Ziggy?

ZF-

I think that is what it's called
just don't ask about the stardust

Tyyr wrote:Because it is.


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Bash the Bosh wrote:Do you notice when someone need to do the fly up on their trousers/jeans/pants?

Same thing

Nooo, I usually tell a guy to zip up and it's over. I don't make posts on forums, throw up pictures, and keep talking about it all morning.

It's like this. I see this thread on 'Warseer'.I see the bulge. I can't not tell anybody about it. I don't want to keep it to myself because that is selfish.

So I share....with everyone

It's a hidden marvel of the 1980's,like the Sinclair C5 or Leg warmers

So how could you not notice it? Almost every scene were bowie is alone the cameraman feels it's necessary to crouch down and shoot up.

Clthomps wrote:So how could you not notice it? Almost every scene were bowie is alone the cameraman feels it's necessary to crouch down and shoot up.

It's not about not noticing it. It's about knowing how to avert your gaze. Have you ever been in a locker room after some form of exercise or sporting event? Were your eyes locked on every wang in the room or did you look people in the face and avoid dropping the soap?

dreadlord wrote:It's not about not noticing it. It's about knowing how to avert your gaze. Have you ever been in a locker room after some form of exercise or sporting event? Were your eyes locked on every wang in the room or did you look people in the face and avoid dropping the soap?

My my Mr Bowie....thats...er.....a....really....large......er...belt buckle

Bowie is awesome. And this crotch fetishism will not diminish his awesomeness.

chaplaingrabthar wrote:Bowie is awesome. And this crotch fetishism will not diminish his awesomeness.

Agreed.

This thread is no way intended to offend his Bowieness. He is as British as pie and mash,the Daily times and the Hackney Cab (Black London Taxi). God Bless Him

After watching Watchmen again the other day, I was suddenly reminded of that bulge...like with Dr. Manhattan's wang, you keep telling yourself to stare at his face, but you can't look away...

Locclo wrote:After watching Watchmen again the other day, I was suddenly reminded of that bulge...like with Dr. Manhattan's wang, you keep telling yourself to stare at his face, but you can't look away...

I didn't notice myself, but my wife said that every guy in the theater shifted in his seat when they first showed Dr. Manhattan nude.