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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

ooc 5 hours... Nope need more than that!

Bic
*shouts loudly*
There mirrors, there mirroring your own hostility and anger...
Your fighting makes your fight harder.

See now why they are a powerful defence....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

OOC AHHHHHHHHHHHH GET MONSTER HUNTER GENERATIONS WHEN IT COMES OUT AND PLAY THAT FETHER WITH US UNTIL WE DIE OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION!

BUT UNTIL THEN I MUST ACQUIRE SMASH FOR 3DS SO I CAN DESTROY VANDEN ASS!

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Ooc: If we're ever online at the same time, we should try something.
Lucario. Bounce bounce bounce. What do you mean there's an attack button? >_>

BIC: Feth... this. [Rolls again and takes double off the mountain] Let's... see who bounces. [Double looks panicked as they vanish into clouds]

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/03 07:46:14



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Lucario: Oh I'm sorry, did you say I'm at 200% and your a fresh spawn? Guess I have to instasmash you with my side b
Everybody else: Plz no Lucario don't kill us-EGHH!

Like seriously man...Thats op...

Nick I swear to god if you play bowser one more time...I'll have to play Wario again. And you know how that turned out.

Edit: I see what you did there BC...Bounce bounce bounce...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/03 07:49:20


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks at golden apple] ... I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it, though.

[Sits with Amelia] [Looks around] Marla? Anyone with theological knowledge of ancient Vikings?

[Apple starts glowing faintly] Oh what.

Ooc: Ha! I never live past 70%

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/03 08:23:16



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Jeez man, spam that roll and you will. Well, not against Wario, but still. You'll be fine.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*apple glows golden brightly, and falls into two half slices and one floats to Amelia and the other yarrick*

*low floating sound on the wind*
Eat the apple, one half to the scarred hero, the other to the female of many wounds. In this healed you shall both be and linked by the golden light of Odin.

*peturbo telaports back* finaly, they finished the telaporter, too damn slow!
Right. *goes off to a newly built fortress*

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks around in confusion] Yarrick's still on the mountain, I think.

[Pulls out dataslate and calls for mountain rescue] ..No, it's real this time; I'm sober.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Still lying on the sofa motionless*

*Blinks rapidly*

*Goes back out*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[After a while, a rescue team arrives with two unconscious Yarricks on stretchers, both battered and missing an arm at the elbow]
...! ...I don't know if this is the best thing or worst thing ever. [Jogs from foot to foot anxiously]

[Apple half hovers and blinks between the two] Oh crap. How do I know...


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*apple glows faintly *

The woman of many wounds shall know who is the one she loves.... And seriously.... How many wounds....

*apple stops*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Apple slowly floats down into mouth*

*Bites down solfty*

*After a while, eyes open*

W-w-w-w-w...Wh-where...I-i-is...Y-yarri-i-ick...?

OOC Aaaannnnddd Laptop is on 3%. Thats me for the day. Have fun with this predicament.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/03 09:04:57


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*other half floats*

There are too warrior of many many many many wounds
One a reflection and shadow the other the real.

The apple cannot tell, only you can choose which is given life warrior of the many wounds. *also as a floating golde apple I have to ask, hoe are you still alive... ? *

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Hm, he needs to have beaten his copy though, I'm guessing.

[Pulls pistol from Yarrick's holster] [Places it on the forehead of the other, and fires] [Shot Yarrick dissolves into tiny ice crystals]

Oh thank Feth I guessed right, there.

[Slaps Yarrick awake] [Grabbed around the throat and screamed at for being an idiot]

Yep, guessed right, there.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Ninja'd

Edit: Yours is more interesting anyway.

And with that, my computer dies...

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/05/03 09:12:10


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*golden apple voice floats in one last message*

Healed you be, both of ye
Sealed your souls are to the other
Golden apple magic is at a end.

Ps your now marries under norse custom
*looks at yarticks shock*
Ok too far, your not ok. Relax.

Goodbye and how many wounds can single warrior get?

*vaniahes*


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Appears next to Yarrick, mostly healed*
*Begins reaching for the mirror Yarrick's forehead*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/03 10:40:48




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Nope. [Kicks stretcher away, and the remaining ice scatters]

You're not having him in there.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*picks a small.glowing fragment from the ice*

Ol be taking that, its the core of its power and I trust you mere humans with it as far as I can claim to be a tooth fairy of Terran myth.

*locks fragment in a warp forged strong box. *

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Well that was... interesting, no large monsters but eh it was still event full.

So anyone know where I could get something to drink around here?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*points to ferasian hall* follow the sound of drunken wolves and drinking contests....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Annoyed expression*
*Makes self intangible, and reaches through the strongbox to grab the central crystal*
E-
*Suddenly and violently sucked into the box*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC: So, who's hyped for Dawn of War 3?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*looks down at the golden apple in his hands*

I feel like I should save this.

*stows the apple in a cloth pouch*

OOC: Yeah, I just hope my comp can handle it's graphics when all is said and done. I do like the addition of knights as the Space Marines' big super unit. The Land Raider wasn't as good as dreadnought spam in DoW I, IMO. I'm glad they kept orks too.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Starts drinking in the hopes of getting drunk*

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 GAH AM I NOT ABEL TO GET DRUNK!

*Continues to binge drink*

OOC Are tyranids there and if so do they get a bio titan as there super unit.
Oh by the way I am a huge tyranid fan,
I also love the orks

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC: I love Marines, and I play them extensively in DoW, but I also hope that Guard make an appearance. Even if they're DLC only

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

OOC I love the imperial guard sentinels. GET AWAY FROM ME YOU GITZ! (I hope I got the quote right)

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/03 16:41:48


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*hefts box* heavy crystal.... I better go lock this a heart of a super massive black hole so strong no energy may escape it.


*hums iron within iron without*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Raises hand] I think you may be carrying some extra baggage there...

[Chokes slightly as Yarrick wakes up again and continues death-grip]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*The interior of the strongbox represents a small Italian bistro*
Wait. I can work with this.
*Begins to speak with the waiter, and spawns several duplicates*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
 
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