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you poor man, your worst off than the battle-born kid who gets bashed by girls, and has a net worth of 2 septims.
Veteran Sergeant wrote:In the grim darkness of the far future, the guy with a rifle is the weakest man on the battlefield, left to quake in terror, hoping the two or three shots he gets do the job before somebody runs screaming across the battlefield to hit him with an energized stick.
I followed some random guy down a dark alley and thought, well he made a terrible mistake, went to cut his throat, and instead, he just kindda.......kneeled down in pain. WTF?! I forgot they made the "invincible" guys in this game again. Talk about a snap back to reality
By the by, I found slaughterfish swimming about 75yards inland yesterday. Why is it ALWAS the slaughterfish that are fethed up in these games?
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I was fighting this Dragon Priest once and he apparently decided the river's Slaughterfish were a bigger threat then the guy who just ate 2 of his gods
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Indeed, I want to do that every time someone makes an arrow to the knee joke.
Except I wouldn't stop beating them after the FUS ROH DAH.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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I used to make jokes like that, then I took an arrow to the knee
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Grey Templar wrote:I used to make jokes like that, then I took an arrow to the knee
My lawn. Get off of it before Clint Eastwood shoots you.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
Melissia wrote:
Get off of it before Clint Eastwood shoots you. In the knee.
Fixed it for you.
So I'm almost ready to make my Dragon armour, but I like the way the Daedric armour looks much better. Anybody know the recipe for a +armour skill potion? Would I even be able to craft Daedric armour that's boss enough to replace Dragon?
Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah. One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
Melissia wrote:
Get off of it before Clint Eastwood shoots you. In the knee.
Fixed it for you.
So I'm almost ready to make my Dragon armour, but I like the way the Daedric armour looks much better. Anybody know the recipe for a +armour skill potion? Would I even be able to craft Daedric armour that's boss enough to replace Dragon?
According to the Skyrim Wiki page, Daedric armor is better than dragon plate for heavy armors, however Dragon Scale is better than the "highest" level of light armor that one can create... Not sure how true that is though.
Melissia wrote:Get off of it before Clint Eastwood shoots you. In the face.
Fixed it for you.
Fixed your fix.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
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Melissia wrote:
Lint wrote:
Melissia wrote:Get off of it before Clint Eastwood shoots you. In the knee
Fixed it for you.
Fixed your fix.
I used to fix your fixes, then I took an arrow to the knee
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Melissia wrote:Get off of it before Clint Eastwood shoots you. In the face
Fixed it for you.
Fixed your fix.
I used to fix your fixes, then I took an arrow to the knee
And then you were brutally slaughtered by an angry dovahkiin.
Seriously, only unoriginal,boring twits use that meme.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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maybe, but its so damn funny.
How about this then?
Melissia went bashing "arrow in the knee jokes", the PDF tried to respond and we killed to a man
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
Lol this is just getting ridiculous, its only funny when used in a very few, very appropriate circumstances, not when its in the comments of EVERY VIDEO ON YOUTUBE.
Inquisitor_Syphonious wrote:All I can say is... thank you vodo40k...
Zweischneid wrote:No way man. A Space Marine in itself is scary. But a Marine WITHOUT helmet wears at least 3-times as much plot-armour as a Marine with helmet. And heaven forbid if the Marine would also happen to have an intimidating looking, vertical scar. Then you're surly boned. Those guys are the worst. Not a chance I'd say.
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They did, 8 pages back or so, but it still got shown.
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Having some very weird mob spawns, two dead draugr fell from the sky on my head the other day and today a living mammoth spawned around 100 foot above the ground then fell to it's death.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
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corpsesarefun wrote:Having some very weird mob spawns, two dead draugr fell from the sky on my head the other day and today a living mammoth spawned around 100 foot above the ground then fell to it's death.
Ewww, what did it sould like
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
Lord Scythican wrote:
Melissia wrote:
Grey Templar wrote:
Melissia wrote:
Lint wrote:
Melissia wrote:Get off of it before Clint Eastwood shoots you. In the face
Fixed it for you.
Fixed your fix.
I used to fix your fixes, then I took an arrow to the knee
And then you were brutally slaughtered by an angry dovahkiin.
Seriously, only unoriginal,boring twits use that meme.
I used to be original, exciting, and wise then I took an arrow in the knee.
Mock Melissa once, get your knees whacked.
Mock her twice, get your kneecaps broken.
Mock her three times, your going to be getting the worlds first Apendectomy performed with a knee.
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Lord Scythican wrote:I used to be original, exciting, and wise then I took an arrow in the knee.
Okay, that's it. Nobody who uses that meme is a person.
Thus I'm putting anyone who uses it from now on on my ignore list >.<
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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