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Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

OOC: Hello! Its nice to find out about your store
Do you sell enough promethium bombs to burn down a fortress sayyyyy... The size of Jhrs fortress?

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Don't get any ideas...

Bic *Puppies roll over OT's store*

*Rummage through every food isle before making a hole through a wall and keep on going*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

 theplahunter wrote:
OOC: Hello! Its nice to find out about your store
Do you sell enough promethium bombs to burn down a fortress sayyyyy... The size of Jhrs fortress?


What a ominous question. The answer is yes, but I must ask if you can afford them? It'll be about 300,000,000,000,000,000 yen

 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
 theplahunter wrote:
OOC: Hello! Its nice to find out about your store
Do you sell enough promethium bombs to burn down a fortress sayyyyy... The size of Jhrs fortress?


What a ominous question. The answer is yes, but I must ask if you can afford them? It'll be about 300,000,000,000,000,000 yen


Can I pay you in... Trident Layers?

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Looks into the sky*

WHAT IS THAT!

*A planetoid sized ball of kittens is headed for the room*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*All puppies growl in unison*

*All non doggy occupants of ball are thrown out*

*The puppy pile forms into a giant mech*

*Puppy mech punches kitty asteroid*


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: This is one of the best things I have even been witness to in any thread like this ever.

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC We aim to please.

Bic *Puppy mech looks in horror as the ball of kittens rapidly form into another BIGGER mech*

*Cue Power Ranger music*

*Kittacon uppercuts Pupobot*

*Pupobot is sent flying backwards*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/04 01:49:10


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Entire staff gets popcorn and lawn chairs*

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC I'm waiting for Z15 to finish his movie so we can do this gak nice and proper.

Bic *Pupobot backs into orkymart*

*Looks down and picks up several Leman Russes*

OOC Ever seen Pacific Rim?

Bic *Uses the Leman Russes as make-shift knuckle-dusters and punches Kittacon*


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Kittacon gets socked in the face*

*Kittacon grabs a paris class frigate out of the air and smashes Pupobot's legs with it*

HEY PUPPY'S WE AIN'T DONE YET!

*Makes futile attempts at catching Pupobot's feet*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/04 02:18:38


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Amelia stares in horror*

M-my ship...That had two thousand souls on board...

*Pupobot falls down*

*Rises slowly*

*Extends its hand*

*Hand opens up*

*Fires a beam of pure cuteness at Kittycon*

*Kittycon's chest opens up and starts firing another powerful beam of adorableness*

*The beams collide in air*

*Dragon Ball Z music starts playing*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/04 02:50:37


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*pops up from a pile of rubble next to Hunter and hurls a wrench at Jhe's head*
NOONE EXPECTS THE IMPERIAL INQUISITION!
*pauses*
Wait a minute.... I can't say that, I'm not Inquisition..

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

(Twelve pages later)

*The beams start sucking in pups and kittens*

*The cute animals explode into flames as they reach the center and start whining and hissing*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Amelia slumps down*

M-my entire team was in there...

*Sees Pupobot slowly losing ground*

ME ANGRY!

*Jumps into Valkyrie and lands on Pupobots head*

Let me take control, oh cute and fluffy Puppies, so that I may exact revenge upon your mortal enemies, THE KITTENS!

*Amelia is absorbed into Pupobot*

PUPOBOT! ONLINE AND READY!

*Takes up Amelia's fighting stance*

*Falkon punches Kittycon*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/04 02:32:38


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

HEY THE PUPPIES WHERE FIGHTING ME BEFORE!

*Get sucked into Kittycon*

KITTYCON ONLINE!

CANINE THREAT DETECTED ON KITTEN SOIL LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED!


*Arm transforms into a giant sword*

*Kittycon swings sword at Pupobot*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/04 02:37:37


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*entire Orkmart staffs snacking intensifies*



 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Pupobots arm forms into a shield*

*Blocks sword*

TAKE THIS YOU FURBALLED FETHHEADS!

*Other arm turns into a giant hammer*

*Swings downwards at Kittycons head*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/04 02:38:42


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*throws a wrench into the Vanden/Zergling fight*
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW, BUT TAKE THIS!
*dives back out of sight*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/04 02:39:14


TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Sensing an oppurtunity, phases into the halls of the Paris-class before it impacts, freezing time in own perception and the perceptions of those on board*
Useful to the plot... Amelia's friend... Useful source of information. Weak mind... Spartan team member...
*Steps through the halls thoroughly, teleporting a selection of people out, and consuming the minds or simply leaving behind the others*
*Appears next to Amelia, and allows the Paris to hit*
That's 2,000 people. I rescued a hundred. The ones you care about. The rest, they joined me. Or simply perished.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Pupobot slaps Verviedi*

YOU DARE VALUE ONE LIFE ABOVE ANOTHER? YOU SHALL BE JUDGED BY THE PUPPY!

*Pupobot whacks Kittycon over the head*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/04 02:54:19


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*pops up again and throws a wrench at Vanden before diving back out of sight*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Picks up WK's vehicle and chucks it at Kittycon*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*drags War kitten back up*

Guardsman, do not falter.... This is super entertaining.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

THE ONLY GOOD DOG IS A DEAD DOG

*Deflects WK tank with a back hand*

YOUR ATTEMPTS ARE USELESS FILTHY DOGS...

NOW PLAY DEAD


*Deceptikitty headbutts Autopup*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/04 02:59:28


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC:
I'm just throwing wrenches with Hunter, dunno where you guys are getting tanks from.

BIC:
*dodges out of the way before popping back up and throwing yet more wrenches at the Vanden/Zergling conflict*
*mutters some inventive curses in High Gothic*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

COUGH THIS UP!

*Meets the Deceptikitty head on*

*Puppies start piling down Deceptikitty's throat*

*Hears WK's excessive curses*

*Turns head*

*Fires a beam of cuteness at WK*

*Cutifies WK*

OOC WK now looks like this;

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/05/04 03:08:21


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*dodges out of the way of the cuteness beam*
By the Emperor...... such cute heresy cannot be permitted to exist.
"mutters even more inventive curses regarding Vanden's ancestry and bathing habits in High Gothic*
*pulls out rocket launcher and loads several wrenches into it*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Steps on WK*

*Grabs giant box of sand and other stuff*

HAVE SOME KITTY LITTER!

*Hurls it at Deceptikitty*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

YOU REALLY ARE DUMB AS A DOG

*Kitten laser vortex mouth cannon of death charges up*

KITTEN CANNON FIRING

*Blasts invading dogs into oblivion*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
 
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