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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/23 03:23:56
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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So was it Khorne or Nurgle that created gingavitas.....? Automatically Appended Next Post: So was it Khorne or Nurgle that invented gingavitas....?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/04/23 03:25:23
-Cadian Commander
able to snatch defeat from the jaws of the surest victories.
Catachan 222nd Regiment Command Squad Gamma Platoon: Captain JKB JayneKateBob (JKB) Sniper (loving her longlas more than any man)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/23 20:35:39
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Devastating Dark Reaper
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...you're on "DakkaDakka Warhammer 40K Forums"
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[W/D/L]
Eldar: 13/1/5 (latest win: Blood Angels - 1500 Points; latest draw: with Grey Knights vs Chaos and Dark Eldar vs Blood Angels - 3700 Points; latest loss: Space Marines - 1500 Points)
Blood Angels: 10/2/1 (latest win: vs Grey Knights - 1000 Points; latest draw: Tau Empire and Orks - 1000 Points; latest loss: Tau Empire - 750 Points)
Orks: 0/0/0
Tyranids: 0/0/0
Lizardmen: 0/0/0
High Elves: 0/0/0 |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/23 22:23:02
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Tail Gunner
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My case of being too immersed in 40k was when I watched "I Am Number Four" with my friends, and looked at the alien weapons as plasma weapons almost immediately. The similarities really are uncanny
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Armies:
~1k Pts Catachan Jungle Fighters
~2k Pts Ordo Malleus Inquisition |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/23 22:45:31
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hellacious Havoc
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Everytime something goes wrong you yell "WHAT IS THIS HEARSY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Or as soon as you see a red car you say "RED ONEZ GO FASTA!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/23 23:09:36
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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When you start referring to people as models.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/23 23:26:46
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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when you are up to this from page 1
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1300 pt
1000 pt
1115 pt
long live the |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/24 01:14:01
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
Minneapolis
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when in your 3d modeling class where someone was supposed to model a speedy looking household object, you want to suggest that they paint the object red instead of whatever color they used, for the reason that red ones go fasta.
Also, when you have a 40k forum quote that relates to almost any topic that is brought up in conversation.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/24 18:50:55
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Tough Tyrant Guard
My own little happy place
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I've done paint it red so it goes fasta so many times
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I tried being normal but it's boring so now I'm back to being insane
http://www.heresy-online.net/daemons/adoptables/10375-flamminggaunt.htm
 Level up Adoptable!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/24 18:53:28
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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You know you play too much 40k when you win tournaments on a regular basis. Edit: Or should that be just when you win tournaments at all?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/26 23:39:38
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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You know yo play too much 40k when you make a working power weapon, power fist, exaultus rifle... and use said weapon at a real life tournament
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If it's not flashy, it's not magic -marisa (touhou)
i don't care about the terminators over there... just take a look at them when 16 heavy bolters slam into them....
i draw... not that well, but it's okay.... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/26 23:48:32
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
Minneapolis
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You know yo play too much 40k when you make a working power weapon
I am curious is a highly resistant and tough wire fed with a very high current as a sword blade plus something to keep the surrounding air cool would actually work.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/27 01:02:45
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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...when you call the energy sword from Halo a Power Sword.
...when you call the gravity hammer from Halo a Thunder
hammer.
...when you vent a plasma weapon in Halo: Reach, you say: "I succeeded my "Gets Hot!" roll!
...when you call the Spartan Laser from Halo a Lascannon.
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
Armies
- Choppygutz' Warband
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/27 01:54:27
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Guardsman with Flashlight
Hammonnd,IN
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When your watching Starship Troopers and your thinking look at all those nids
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/04/27 01:55:14
Show me a fortress and I'll show you a ruin.
+++ Captain Eddan Bourne, No. 2 Assault Company, Silver Skulls +++
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/28 02:51:49
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
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When you are in drafting class using Autodesk Inventor and you make a bolter instead of your project
or while using the same program add "more dakka" to whatever your project is, when your teacher asks respond "Makin' it proppa"
I've done this multiple times, my teacher now responds "skulls for the skull throne!" whenever he hears me mutter blood for the blood god when working on projects.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/29 04:26:04
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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...when ever you watch "Out Law Bikers" and you wonder: "were the hell is da dakka gunz? Why are dey not green?"
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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- Choppygutz' Warband
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/29 05:06:13
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Tough Tyrant Guard
My own little happy place
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I believe you mean red cause dey go fasta
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I tried being normal but it's boring so now I'm back to being insane
http://www.heresy-online.net/daemons/adoptables/10375-flamminggaunt.htm
 Level up Adoptable!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/30 16:05:17
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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reidy1113 wrote:...you're on "DakkaDakka Warhammer 40K Forums" 
T'was done on page one, mate.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/04/30 18:40:18
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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CadianCommander wrote:So was it Khorne or Nurgle that created gingavitas.....?
I think that was a collaboration between the two. It's rare, but it happens. Like an STD that makes you bleed and horribly scars and disfigures you, leaving your life permanently changed. That's one of the rarest, as all 4 came together for that.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 22:56:23
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte
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Noah da guardsmen wrote: When your watching Starship Troopers and your thinking look at all those nids
So true!!
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5000pts Order of the Bloody Rose
2000pts Cadian.
5000pts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 23:04:08
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
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When you refer to your kids/niece/younger brother or sister. As your snotlings.
IMO its true on many levels.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/09 19:32:40
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Nasty Nob
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When you read a comic and think of what stats (and sometimes abilities and equipment) the various comicbook characters would have.
I just did, BTW. Paperinik have S4.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/09 19:38:23
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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...you are telling "God Emperor" instead of my "My God".
In public...
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For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!!
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/12 02:22:02
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Ferocious Blood Claw
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...When you think signing off an email with "Blood for the Blood God" isn't a bad idea.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/12 09:53:17
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Noah da guardsmen wrote: When your watching Starship Troopers and your thinking look at all those nids
I'm glad I am not the only one...
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/13 20:48:11
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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When you read Popular Science (June '11) magazine and someone has created an armoured stun gloves and think "Yes! The Power Fist is on its way!"
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-1750 pt - 50% painted
-1000 pt- 50% painted
Set up shop and blast 'em to pieces is my favourite strategy.
DT:80+S+G+M--B--I+Pw40k10#-D+A+/wWD-R++T(T)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/14 18:38:29
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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...when you ask you and your friends: "did Nurgle or Slaanesh make S.T.D.s?
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/14 18:41:51
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stoic Grail Knight
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After studying for an international tax exam for 8 hours a day for a few days, You start having weird dreams of the interplanetary tax relationships between the Imperium of Man and the T'au Empire... And wheter a certain T'au corporation is a passive foreign investment company. You know that it would be really bad if the T'au Corporation was a PFIC, but you can't recall why... EDIT: Slightly off topic, but you know you've played too much nethack when you start refering to Mephiston or Ahriman as Rodney. and Great Unclean Ones as Demogorgon
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/22 18:24:56
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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...When you can memorize the point values of every upgrade for every unit in your Codex
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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- Choppygutz' Warband
- Space Marines (inactive) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/22 18:29:24
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:...When you can memorize the point values of every upgrade for every unit in your Codex
You are not the only one...
When you write armylists without using the codex or a calculator.
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/22 18:39:48
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:...When you can memorize the point values of every upgrade for every unit in your Codex
Aw dangit.
loner wrote:When you write armylists without using the codex or a calculator.
Aw double dangit.
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