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When you get a bug infestation in your house and you instantly blame Tyranids, and then proceed to blow up your house to "annihilate the xenos completely"


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...when you nerd-rage a little inside when you see a Space Ork model NOT painted in some shade of green.

(seriously, BLUE skinned orks? Are ye cereal!?!?!?!)

Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:...when you nerd-rage a little inside when you see a Space Ork model NOT painted in some shade of green.

(seriously, BLUE skinned orks? Are ye cereal!?!?!?!)

We better not tell him about the pink Orks then.. wait.. oops.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:...when you nerd-rage a little inside when you see a Space Ork model NOT painted in some shade of green.

(seriously, BLUE skinned orks? Are ye cereal!?!?!?!)

We better not tell him about the pink Orks then.. wait.. oops.

Pics! Or it didn't happen!

When a chav/pikey try's to knife you in the street and you say 'no........, shooting phase first'


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Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:...when you call the energy sword from Halo a Power Sword.

...when you call the gravity hammer from Halo a Thunder
hammer.

...when you vent a plasma weapon in Halo: Reach, you say: "I succeeded my "Gets Hot!" roll!

...when you call the Spartan Laser from Halo a Lascannon.

lol good halo references

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
We better not tell him about the pink Orks then.. wait.. oops.

nerd......... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

lol, jk.

...when you pick up random broken mechanical pencils from the floor at your school planning to glue them on to some model of yours....

In boy scouts there are 2 space marine patrols,
You cannot play CTF (in real life) with out yelling, for the emperor, straight silver, or WAAAAAGH!!! at least once

You get a friend who doesn't play 40k (and is convinced he never will or he will take a cyanide pill) to unconsciously make a reference to the game that is out of context but completely relevant:

My roommate had a biology test, and when asked if he was ready he responded "death or glory." He feels so bad about it.

When you wake up with a rash and that makes you happy and wants to hug all your friends to share the love/

When you say Feth instead of of F****

(I read so many guard books its kinda become normal)

Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:...When you can memorize the point values of every upgrade for every unit in your Codex

Guilty as charged...and I play 5 diffrent forces

Ail-Shan wrote:You get a friend who doesn't play 40k (and is convinced he never will or he will take a cyanide pill) to unconsciously make a reference to the game that is out of context but completely relevant:

My roommate had a biology test, and when asked if he was ready he responded "death or glory." He feels so bad about it.

This happened to me the other day, it was great.

Me and my friends were playing Halo Reach headhunter mode, and my friend has 10 skulls (If you have 10 skulls and get to the "base", you win the game) so he makes a sprint across the map screaming "SKULLS FOR THE SKUL THRONE!". Mind you, he makes fun of me alot for 40k. It was hilarious when he said it though.

Also, you know you play too much 40k when you brag to your girlfriend about your army/minature painting abilities, only to realize a minute later she has no idea what your talking about.

Also, you know you play too much 40k when you do what I said above, but she DOES know what your talking about.

Also, you know you play too much 40k when your girlfriend asks you to tell you a story and you tell her the story of the Battle for Macargge.

All these things have happened to me. Guilty as charged.

Also, you know you play too much 40k when your girlfriend asks you to tell you a story and you tell her the story of the Battle for Macargge.

Slightly related though not to warhammer, whenever my roommate and I are asked to tell a story (usually about something that happened, but that isn't explicitly specified) we tell the story of the ugly barnacle.

When you listen to something that mentions "sand", and you think of Tallarn

Samus_aran115 wrote:When you listen to something that mentions "sand", and you think of Tallarn

Wow, this dude is beyond saving now.

You barricade your windows to break line of sight.

lol.

When you accuse Arnold swartsnegger of being Marngus Calgar

You know you play too much 40k when you're at a celtic fair and you instantly think "Someone call the Grey Knights" when you see a druidic cult stall selling spell books and strange rune carvings. Guilty, and two stalls down from that one they were selling very large and expensive metal warhammers. I can't begin to tell you how tempting it was to re-tool it as a thunder hammer and go crashing through the shop.

Also, when someone complains of their ipod/phone/portable mechanical device not functioning, you calmly tell them to light some incense and whisper in binary to the machine spirit to make it happy again.

When you refer to any assortment of scattered pieces as "bitz & gubbins"

When you call the old Russian project of anti-tank dogs "The Failed bomb squig project"

When you see cheese at the store and think "Imperial Fists"

When you forever think of the Vietnam War as "Catachan vs. orks"

When you realize each year of high school for you is marked by a milestone moment that is easily attributed to each of the chaos gods

When you begin using "Because The Emperor says so" as a default in arguments

When you begin dividing Earth's countries and alliances into 40k races

When you think Leman Russ might have been a good wingman at the clubs

Guilty of all of the above

..when you go to the movies with your mom and she says she's taking a short cut thru The Hood, you say: "This is madness! That's like going through the Warp with out a Navigator!"

When your last 3 halloween costumes consisted of,
Ibrham Guant
An Inquisitional stormtrooper
and Master Sammual of the raven wing

you build your own wrack

When you refer to the van as the CRASSUS.

When going ino the military you ask what war gear you can use

This thred has gone on too long so I am locking it.

Spelling?

cheapbuster wrote:This thred has gone on too long so I am locking it.

Is this some sort of stupid transparent joke? I reckon so.

You're playing dodgeballe with your friends and you have to roll a D6 to see if you hit.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

cheapbuster wrote:This thred has gone on too long so I am locking it.

Is this some sort of stupid transparent joke? I reckon so.

no, but your cat is cool

When you analyise everything you own as to how it can be made into terrain once its original function is complete.

Also, hoarding household objects to turn into terrain when the current stashis overflowing.

When you ask for any ether-net cables that would be thrown out of your work (tech support) because you will probably use them in some future modeling project, which hasn't even been visualized yet.