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2016/05/06 22:45:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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*looked back*
Wait, did a Chaos Primarch say you two were married!?
*grins and holds his laughter back, almost tearing up from the restraint*
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 37th combined regiment
 452nd Mechanized Steel legion
 41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/06 22:46:41
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC Oh, yea. gak Amelia's married to the mirror...Well feth...
Bic *Panics*
Oh gak oh feth oh gak...
*Looks around for somewhere to sit*
*Settles on ground*
*Holds head in hands*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/06 22:49:45
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/06 22:50:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Benny steps over quietly and helps Amelia to a chair]: I don't think you can marry a reflection of a person. I may be wrong...
Either way, you never consummated it, it can be annulled. [Hands a warm drink over]
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2016/05/06 22:53:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I so hope your right...
*Looks very distant*
I...
*Stares into distance*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/06 22:56:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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...Can you even consummate a marriage with a mirror..? Actually, I don't want to know.
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/06 22:57:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[BC pats her shoulder] You were unconscious, what could you have done? It's not your fault.
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2016/05/06 22:58:14
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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But...I heard everything...I...
*Still heavily worried*
Who can I talk to about this? I don't want to get married...Especially not to a clone...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/06 23:10:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ahhhh if we find a ministorum or Ecclesiarch priest we can probably get it anulled...
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/06 23:11:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Can you find one for me? Please?...
*Still looks very distressed*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/06 23:17:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Oh... Okay, I'll try to find one. I think our Ministorum priest is in our barracks
*turns and begins yelling as he walks to the barracks*
Kolonov! Kolonov you lazy fanatic get out here!
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/06 23:21:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[BC shrugs] Or you know, a commissar. But I'm probably a little too involved to comment on this one.
[Retreats to sofa and curls up] [Kimmy climbs up and makes a cuddle-pile with him]
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2016/05/06 23:25:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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*pops his head out of the barracks*
Commissars aren't allowed to, we're morale officers not marriage attorneys.
*goes back in and grabs Adeptus Ministorum priest Kolonov, a old man with a large staff with the imperial Aquila on it, he drags him back out*
Kolonov: Ah... Whataya want?
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/06 23:26:35
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I accidentally married someone I wasn't supposed to without knowing it. Can you annul it? Please...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/06 23:28:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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*kolonov rolls his eyes*
Another woman who made an impulse marriage and got married to the wrong guy, of course...
*Kolonov digs through his bag and takes out a very old, and dusty tome*
Alright I'll begin readin' out th' rites, you ready?
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/06 23:29:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Yes. Just do it quickly. I need to get back to him...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/06 23:36:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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*kolonov clears his throat*
Ah, yes there it is... As a faithful member of the Imperium, devout servant of the emperor, piety and harmony up willing, these rites will begin the annulment of a marriage unwanted. May the emperor's divine favour bless this separation, as it is requested by the bride of the groom. From this day fourth, Amelia Vanden will no longer be bound to the man she hath married, and the marriage shall be void and invalid in the eyes of the Ministorum, Echlessiarchy, Mechanicum, Imperium, Militarum, Adeptus Astartes, adeptus Custodes, Officio assassinatum, Adeptus Arbites, Adeptas Soritas, Ordo Xenos, Ordos Maellus, Ordos hereticus, Adeptus Astronomica, Administratum, Departmento Muinitorum, Telepathica, Navis Nobilite, Adeptus Custodes, Collegia Titanica, Segmentum Solar, Pacificus, Obscurus, Tempestus, Ultima...
*he took a deep breath and flipped the page, prepared to continue*
OOC: Yes I typed all of that
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/06 23:38:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC Well played...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/06 23:46:03
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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*Kolonov continues *
And in the eyes of The Astartes:
Adeptus Absolvers, Adeptus Adulators, Adeptus Angels Encarmine, Adeptus Angels of Absoloution, Adeptus Angels of Damnation, Adeptus Angels of fire, Adeptus Angels of Fury, Adeptus Angels of fire, Adeptus Angels of Penance, Adeptus Angels of Purgatory, Adeptus Angels of Redemption, Adeptus Angels of repentance, Adeptus Angels of retribution, Adeptus Angels of Vengance, Adeptus Angels of Vigilance, Adeptus Angels Porphyr, Adeptus Angels Redeemed, Adeptus Angels Resplendent, Adeptus Angels Revenant, Adeptus Angels Sanguine, Adeptus Angels Vermillion, Adeptus Aurora Chapter, Adeptus Avenging Sons, Adeptus Black Consuls, Adeptus Black Dragons, Adeptus Black Guard, Adeptus Black Templars, Adeptus Black wings, Adeptus Blood Angels, Adeptus Blood Drinkers, Adeptus Blood Ravens, Adeptus Blood Swords, Adeptus Brazen Claws, Adeptus Brazen Minotaurs, Adeptus Brazen skulls, Adeptus Brotherhood of a Thousand...
*takes another deep breath and sighs*
And I still have C through L to go through.
OOC: I'm having way too much fun with this.
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/06 23:53:31
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC Better get my coffee, this might take a while...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/06 23:55:38
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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*after over an hour of reading the names of primarchs, other chapters, chapter masters, Lord-Generals, High Lords of Terra, ect. Kolonov closes the book*
And as an Adeptus Ministorum priest, I now pronounce your marriage: Annulled.
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/07 00:02:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Medics push Yarrick back out on a gurney] [Arm stump has been replaced with OT's suggested prosthetic]
[Still sedated] [Mumbles incoherently] ..varnish.
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2016/05/07 00:03:54
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Snaps awake*
It's done? Oh, great...Cheers mista.
*Sees Yarrick wheeled out*
*Rushes up to him*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/07 00:05:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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OOC: No Power Claw? fething heresy!
BIC
*kolonov walks back to the barracks*
Augh, finally he's done...
*follows Vanden*
Aw, where's your power klaw, Commissar?
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/07 00:09:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...S'broken. Sister Marla said the battery's dead. [Mumbles]
[Looks sad and pulls blanket over head]
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2016/05/07 00:10:17
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Rests head on Yarrick's new arm*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/07 00:10:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Hm... Well, have you tried buying batteries from OT?
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/07 00:15:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...! [Uses other arm to gently pet Amelia's hair] I can feel you on there, but I can't... It's weird.
Can swap when I like... C'n ask bout battry tmmroow. [Struggles to stay awake] Whyzit... gotta be the klaw?
[Shuts eyes and sleeps]
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2016/05/07 00:18:24
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Smiles*
*Whispers something in Yarricks ear*
How'd we do that if you had a klaw?
*Pulls up a chair and rests it against the gurney*
*Rests head on Yarrick and falls asleep next to him*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/07 00:20:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Oh, Vanden ew...
*just leaves the two to sleep on a gurney and sits in the main hall, ordering a meal to eat*
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/07 01:16:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*sits down tiredly*
Remind me to stay away from Sisters of Battle from now on. I just spent the last hour listening to Marla tear Boba Fett a new one because he failed to get her husband back. Gotta feel sorry for the poor guy.
*sets up another dartboard on the side of BC's tank*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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