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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 14:47:54
Subject: Tyranid mating practices.
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Beast Lord
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I've always wondere how... has anyone got any ideas about this?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 14:50:20
Subject: Tyranid mating practices.
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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They don't. They absorb biomass and DNA, and certain organisms are capable of using it to create new Tyranids. There is no mating.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 14:53:08
Subject: Tyranid mating practices.
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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When a mummy 'nid and a daddy 'nid love each other very much...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 14:55:53
Subject: Tyranid mating practices.
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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SilverMK2 wrote:When a mummy 'nid and a daddy 'nid love each other very much...
/facepalm.
But yeah, they don't mate. After absorbing Biomass, the Norn Queens experiment about a bit, crap out a few eggs, then the Queens and the Dominatrixes just create at will iirc.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 14:58:12
Subject: Tyranid mating practices.
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Bryan Ansell
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Where Troy Mclure when you need him...
'And they didn't give in to their raging hormones....'
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 14:59:38
Subject: Re:Tyranid mating practices.
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Female Tyranids are interested in sex only about 8 to 12 hours in a year! To court a female during the short mating season, a male Tyranid stands up on his hind legs, waddles up to her, and then sprays her with a huge stream of urine from as far as 6 inches away, and drenches his would-be paramour from head to foot!
If the female wasn’t impressed, she’ll scream and shake off the urine. But, if she is ready, then she’ll rear up to expose her spike-less underbelly and let the male mount her from the behind (that’s the only safe position for Tyranids!). Once mating begins, the female is insatiable: she forces the male to mate many times until he is thoroughly exhausted. If he gets tired too quickly, she will leave him for another male!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 14:59:53
Subject: Tyranid mating practices.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Spawning pools \o/
But you, no mating with nids, ya pervert.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 15:04:06
Subject: Re:Tyranid mating practices.
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Kilkrazy wrote:Female Tyranids are interested in sex only about 8 to 12 hours in a year! To court a female during the short mating season, a male Tyranid stands up on his hind legs, waddles up to her, and then sprays her with a huge stream of urine from as far as 6 inches away, and drenches his would-be paramour from head to foot! If the female wasn’t impressed, she’ll scream and shake off the urine. But, if she is ready, then she’ll rear up to expose her spike-less underbelly and let the male mount her from the behind (that’s the only safe position for Tyranids!). Once mating begins, the female is insatiable: she forces the male to mate many times until he is thoroughly exhausted. If he gets tired too quickly, she will leave him for another male!
... I think Japan has broken your mind
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 15:14:31
Subject: Tyranid mating practices.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Genestealers "reproduce" through implantation into a host; these then become hybrids, and eventually (after a few generations) you will start to get purestrain 'stealers again.
But this is because 'stealers are....unusual as far as Tyranids are concerned.
Other than that -theyre all neuter, even the "queen" doesnt need a male at any point.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 17:00:55
Subject: Tyranid mating practices.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Recently GW mated them with Cruddace and the result was an abortion...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 17:16:34
Subject: Tyranid mating practices.
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Bounding Assault Marine
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most recent 'nid codex page 38 Hormagaunts
"Furthermore unlike MOST other tyranid bioforms, Hormagaunts are able to reproduce indipendently"
The important word here is most.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 17:52:46
Subject: Tyranid mating practices.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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In that case, I just don't want to know, it be nasty.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 18:42:02
Subject: Re:Tyranid mating practices.
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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Gwar! wrote:Kilkrazy wrote:Female Tyranids are interested in sex only about 8 to 12 hours in a year! To court a female during the short mating season, a male Tyranid stands up on his hind legs, waddles up to her, and then sprays her with a huge stream of urine from as far as 6 inches away, and drenches his would-be paramour from head to foot!
If the female wasn’t impressed, she’ll scream and shake off the urine. But, if she is ready, then she’ll rear up to expose her spike-less underbelly and let the male mount her from the behind (that’s the only safe position for Tyranids!). Once mating begins, the female is insatiable: she forces the male to mate many times until he is thoroughly exhausted. If he gets tired too quickly, she will leave him for another male!
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I think Japan has broken your mind 
Japan is an abyss, from which pour the sorrows of the world. It twists a man's soul, and any who enter will find themselves changed and unrecognizable from what they once were when they first stepped into the gaping maw of oblivion. Although they are unchanged physically, but at their core they rot like the Denmark of old, these "Gaijin", as they are called for they are no longer human. Malice flows from them like the winds that blow from the river Phlegethon, an aura of half-rotted decay and unheard cries for mercy made piquant by the stench of boiling flesh. No good has ever come from the land of the rising sun. Except FFXIII.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 18:49:45
Subject: Tyranid mating practices.
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Umm okay why would you want to know about said ritual?? Do i detected a Xeno lover lurking inside you??
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 19:12:43
Subject: Re:Tyranid mating practices.
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Dakka Veteran
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Hormagaunts reproduce by laying eggs so that by the time they've died, a fresh new wave is ready to assault the enemy. As to how they do it, they're bio-engineered killing machines; I very much doubt they need to get it on with an other hormagaunt. They don't mate.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/04 19:13:25
8000 points of XI Legion the Space Vagabonds, they can adapt their tactics to represent any and every Legion and Chapter as needed because they were created by the Emperor to be the ultimate tactical power. They have faked their disappearance in order to infiltrate every part of the conflicts in the galaxy.
8000 points of Tau/Craftworld Eldar/Necron because the Space Vagabonds can also emulate their wargear and tactics.
Victories: ALL
Losses: NONE (My armies have the psychic ability to conjure a cataclysmic storm whenever they are about to lose. This allows the Space Vagabonds to teleport away while releasing power waves that destroys the battlefield and so every battle is a victory)
Sabet wrote:PS: Vhalyar, that signature makes you look like a band wagoner and a very bad loser |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 19:47:08
Subject: Tyranid mating practices.
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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True. Nowhere does it say it is sexual reproduction, it could as easily be Asexual reproduction.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 20:52:10
Subject: Tyranid mating practices.
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
...urrrr... I dunno
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I sincerely hope it's asexual. I don't need the hideous mental images.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 21:59:27
Subject: Re:Tyranid mating practices.
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Pulsating Possessed Space Marine of Slaanesh
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Well when Tyranids visit the local bar, they have a few drinks, one thing leads to another... and then a male Tyranid is found chewing his arm off in the morning.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 22:27:57
Subject: Re:Tyranid mating practices.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It is similar to how Leman Russ tanks mate to reproduce
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/04 22:32:21
Subject: Re:Tyranid mating practices.
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Dakka Veteran
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New Leman Russes tend to appear overnight in IG hangars without anyone knowing how they got there. Some say that Creed is behind this, but that's just a rumor.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/04 22:32:33
8000 points of XI Legion the Space Vagabonds, they can adapt their tactics to represent any and every Legion and Chapter as needed because they were created by the Emperor to be the ultimate tactical power. They have faked their disappearance in order to infiltrate every part of the conflicts in the galaxy.
8000 points of Tau/Craftworld Eldar/Necron because the Space Vagabonds can also emulate their wargear and tactics.
Victories: ALL
Losses: NONE (My armies have the psychic ability to conjure a cataclysmic storm whenever they are about to lose. This allows the Space Vagabonds to teleport away while releasing power waves that destroys the battlefield and so every battle is a victory)
Sabet wrote:PS: Vhalyar, that signature makes you look like a band wagoner and a very bad loser |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/05 01:43:12
Subject: Re:Tyranid mating practices.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Creed is accounted for many things, but him mating Leman Russ tanks is a new one to me
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/05 01:53:05
Subject: Tyranid mating practices.
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Killer Klaivex
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Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:I sincerely hope it's asexual. I don't need the hideous mental images.
Oh boy, just wait until you see what I can dig up from 4chan.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/05 01:56:22
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Angry Chaos Agitator
Behind you
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:I sincerely hope it's asexual. I don't need the hideous mental images.
Oh boy, just wait until you see what I can dig up from 4chan.
tried crap like dat b4, all failures.......
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/05 03:26:16
Subject: Tyranid mating practices.
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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No. Nonononono. Nono. Please, christjesus no....
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:penek wrote:wtf is wrong with GW ???
It's being run by people with short term vision and enough greed to extinguish a sun.
Perhaps they're the C'tan. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/05 03:40:22
Subject: Re:Tyranid mating practices.
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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Kroothawk wrote:Creed is accounted for many things, but him mating Leman Russ tanks is a new one to me
In hangars that is. Now, on the battlefield, in the midst of a war, that would take some kind of tactical genius....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/05 03:47:06
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
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*Opens envelope* And the Wierdest Thread of the Year Award goes to... THIS THREAD!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/05 03:49:10
Subject: Tyranid mating practices.
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RogueSangre
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This thread contains....
EXTRA HERESY!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/05 04:30:15
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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In my personal "screw the conventional background" background for Tyranids, they have a more conventional eusocial reproductive structure except that the Tyrant of a particular Hive or Fleet has a harem of reproductive-caste Tyranids that produce Rippers, the larval stage of the Tyranid life-cycle. Then, depending on the needs of the Hive or Fleet, the larvae are raised as the required caste.
I still haven't figured out how the Tervigons fit into this structure since they poop out Termagants, but my thought was that they were non-reproductives that forms a pouch into which eggs are laid, larvae hatch and mature, as the battlefield morph of the otherwise sessile caste that acts like an 'axolotl incubator'.
Much like most "genetically modified" crop products are actually chemically treated to turn on/off certain genes, the Tyranids treat their offspring with chemicals, hormones, and psychic flesh-crafting to create the various castes. Spore mines, for example, are eggs that don't hatch like ordinary eggs would, but instead develop in the explosive spores that Like wasps this ovipositor. But of all the castes only the Warrior morph has an ovipositor that functions reproductively as well as a weapon. If a Hive's Tyrant is killed then a senior Warrior assumes the Tyranny, and both contributes his genes to the Hive and guides their development and expression, perhaps innovating, and either building his sire's dominion, or likewise falling to alien attacks, attacks from neighboring Hives, or corruption from the Powers of Chaos.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/05 07:54:26
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Tunneling Trygon
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No mating, what-so ever. Just biomass. Unless you break fluff. YOU HERETIC!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/05 08:14:57
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Lethal Lhamean
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Its not GRIMDARK to love-make and Rape is not PG therefore Tyranids have a some stalk creature (lictor?), who delivers baby Hive tyrants and carnifexs.. As for Gaunts they come from the Tervigon patch.
That concludes todays lesson.. Tommorrow is Omnomnomnom 101.
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