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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Kneeling on floor pretty comfortably on a cushion] [Looks up] [Rather confused and alarmed]
Of what we did last night? [Goes pale] But you were wearing...

...I'm going to Hell.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Horrified expression*
I never dealt with the custard. I feel really bad for that planet...



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Stands up] Feel bad for the fact you kidnapped an eight year old!

Now, propose a solution, or I'm going to use this- [Holds out strange rotating device that Co'tor gave to Kimmy] -to see if some hounds would like to play fetch.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Loud swallowing noise*
*The ship loses power for a second, and an alarm goes off*
Found one. Hopefully there's a backup.
*Hands Yarrick the glowing bottle of mind-fluid*
Administer that into Kimmy's body's mouth. She's in the fridge.

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Wakes up from loud noise*

*Runs up to BC*

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

And this is her in her entirety? [Goes and hands it to Marla]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*looks*

Ok . So where is Kimmy exactly? *puts fragile jar in armoured grav protected case *

So oral soul liquid?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

He said inside "the fridge" whatever that is.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

WARNING. NAVIGATION FAILURE. NAVIGATOR DECEASED. NAVIGATOR DECEASED. BRACE FOR EMERGENCY PROCEDURE INITIATION.
Yes, that's her whole mind. I found a replacement for her.

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Oh feth

..
*intercom*
Brace for emergency surface. All hands to battle stations. All bulk heads to condition Zulu. Thus is not a drill..

*alrms and lights blare alll over ship*
V you fething idiot.... If we die, I blow the warp reactor. Your coming with us.

Brace for calculated jump...
*ship shudders as systems calculate jump*

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

...Cryogenic storage. [Slides across floor as ship lurches]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*The ship violently erupts into realspace, small explosions echoing through the hallways*
Eh. Successful.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*saw Yarrick slide on the ground and grabbed him by the back of his jacket, shoving him into a seat and strapping him in*

C'mon, Yarrick, I don't want you splatting into the wall or hitting your head.

*sat down in a close-by seat and strapped himself in as well*

Not until we have that spar, that is.

OOC: Disregard this if Benny was the one sliding, it's a little difficult to tell who's who... Commissars all look alike.

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37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*walks up to v*

You idiot. ... Gah... I cannot even.. Off this fething ship at the first moment....

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

What the feth even happened? I wake up from a nap and I hear explosions and screams...

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks at Pla and laughs] I'm eighty, not a hundred, I'll be fine.

Ooc: You'd know if it was Benny. He's in a butter tub.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*smirks*

Sure, old man. Just make sure to not lose your cane.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Laughs] Actually physically I'm around.. Mid thirties? I suppose. There was a guy with a glowing cannon that healed everything back to around that point in life. It meant my bale eye and klaw rejected, and quite a few teeth mended.
[Looks thoughtful] I'm unsure whether he was trying to help or as they'd say, troll me.

I got the eye back, and I suppose time has a way of self healing... [Looks down at klaw]

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[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT Enters the room looking more tired than any of you could think possible*

What's going on?

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Rapid warp exit because the mind culture killed the navigaotor mid warp transit and risked us all dying and eternal torment by chaos denizens in the warp....

We survived and are on route to room in 6 hours via rapid plasma drive.

*finds kimmy in the fridge if all places and follows instructions *
*holding kimmy in a warm blanket cuddle Tring to revive her*

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Benny races over and sits close by, looking terrified]

[Unfastens self from seat and walks over] ... I'm sure she'll be fine, Benny. She's got your stubborn resolve, and her mother's sen-
[Catches his eye]
She'll be okay. [Puts hand on his shoulder]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*passes snuggled blanket Kimmy to bc to look after as wprried
She,s physically ok, if not abit cold but blanket is soon helping that. She,s strong... *finds it hard to let go of snuggled kimmy*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*passes snuggled blanket Kimmy to bc to look after as wprried
She,s physically ok, if not abit cold but blanket is soon helping that. She,s strong... *finds it hard to let go of snuggled kimmy*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[BC puts arm around Marla and keeps Kimmy snuggled across both of them]: I didn't think I could be a worse father, but allowing this to happen... [Hangs head and strokes Kimmy's hair] I'm inattentive as I am irresponsible.

[Looks over] ... You couldn't have known.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[BC puts arm around Marla and keeps Kimmy snuggled across both of them]: I didn't think I could be a worse father, but allowing this to happen... [Hangs head and strokes Kimmy's hair] I'm inattentive as I am irresponsible.

[Looks over] ... You couldn't have known.


*looks relived* * shoots a sniggering guardsman like a magma melta*
Least we got her soul back and her mind. We dis good in the end.

*Kimmy coughs slightly and slowly opens her eyes*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Looks at Benny and Kimmy with a sad expression then mutters*
Good for commissar...

*walks off shoulders slumped*

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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Looks at Thraka*
What is wrong?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Tilts head and quietly follows OT] [Hands him a cup of cocoa with puffy marshmallows]
...You are valued. [Nods to others around the ship] It may not be a conventional family, but you aren't alone entirely.
[Leans back against wall and becomes very interested in reading a safety hazard sign]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Kimmy wakes slightly and is sat smiling in a blanket having nails painted by marla in little red and black cogs, unicorns and smiley faces*

Easy Kimmy *Laughing with Kimmy keeping her entertained*

*whispers to BC* I think she'll be OK .

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Smiles sadly at Yarrick*

It's not that I'm alone. I've never been alone. But... I've lived so long... and lost so much.
Let me say this. If you are ever offered immortality, don't take it. Watching people you care for age and die is the worst thing that could ever happen to you

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