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Now this may seem unfair but it was very funny. I was at my FLGS playing an Ultramarine player w/ my BA, he Deep Struck Calgar w/ 5 Termies and Captain Sicarius and shot my Death Company killing one. Then I assualted, with: Death Company w/ Lemartes, Dante w/ 3 remaining Honour Guard, Vanguard Veterans, Assualt Squad.

So Dante and Lemartes went first, killing 3 Termies between them. Then the Vanguard went, killing the remaining 2. The Assualt Squad Sargeant went next, taking 2 wounds off Sicarius. His squad then finished him off. The Honour Guard failed to do anything. Then the power sword death comp guy went, taking 2 wounds off calgar. Finally, and this is the good bit, the remaining three death company went, they wounded Calgar seven times, he had seven 2+ saves w/ two wounds remaining... one , six 's, everybody shouted UNLUCKY. That roll shall be forever known as an 'Alex', for that was his name.

Uneven distribution of force vs. a questionable tagteam in tactical termy squad=meh.

I'm not suprised and I'm not sure how useful this would be.
In addition, it's too short to be in bat reps...

So let me get this straight: Dante, Lemartes, DC squad, VV squad, Assault squad, and an Honro guard squad charged into one squad? I sure hope you won........you have over 1000 points charging in there

Yes, I pointed out that that was unfair, but the point was that he fail 6 2+ armour saves.

@Sanctjud, why too short?

Its too short because it is not a battle report.
Its a highlight from one.

It just looks like spam without pics or a turn by turn commentary... you know like normal bat reps, but oh well...

Splat! I would like to see that hit a Wolf guard squad with Logan Grimnar.

I was looking for a lot more commentary also - playing my Aurora v Flesh Tearers in two days so would have liked more detail

Not enough terrain on the table.


Oh... sorry, that's just my default response these days. Sorry.

HHAHAHAHAHA Dante vs Calgar well lets see who wins.......

Calgar-strength 8 reroll to wound-instant death on dante with 6 attacks at ws7 so 3 are hitting (dont know dante's ws) even with the curse calgar wins.

Dante-NO INSTANT DEATH AND NOT ETERNAL WARRIOR

Its not long enough because it tells us absolutely nothing about the way the game went, how you set up this charge, what else was on the field, or anything else other then "man, that roll was awesome!".

This is an anecdote at best and shouldn't be in this section imo. Even you yourself pointed out that the point was he failed lots of saves not the battle itself.

Dante goes first. Calgar=Dead.

Mookie.

I once rolled ten dice and six 4's came up. That was insane. Gonna go start my own thread about it soon, BRB.

unbeliever87 wrote:I once rolled ten dice and six 4's came up. That was insane. Gonna go start my own thread about it soon, BRB.

Bah! That's nothing. I once rolled a single die and it landed on the corner. I might do two threads about that.

Well, once I had Creed and I used him to outflank a Baneblade...

H.B.M.C. wrote:

unbeliever87 wrote:I once rolled ten dice and six 4's came up. That was insane. Gonna go start my own thread about it soon, BRB.

Bah! That's nothing. I once rolled a single die and it landed on the corner. I might do two threads about that.

oh yeah? I once rolled a 7, on a D6, true story.

P4NC4K3 wrote:

H.B.M.C. wrote:

unbeliever87 wrote:I once rolled ten dice and six 4's came up. That was insane. Gonna go start my own thread about it soon, BRB.

Bah! That's nothing. I once rolled a single die and it landed on the corner. I might do two threads about that.

oh yeah? I once rolled a 7, on a D6, true story.

Did the fabric of space-time rupture as well? Don't forget the pics of the pregame set-up where you guys divide by 0 and get a result, better yet: a video battle report with big foot running by in the distance.

LOL But true story 1 guard heavy wepon team with a lascannon shot a baneblade and killed it. That is all three structure points then it mega imploded and blew up the land raider next to it then it took a wound of abbadon and then finished of yarrick (he has gotten back up 5 times before in that match) it was awesome

Sanctjud wrote:Well, once I had Creed and I used him to outflank a Baneblade...

Well, since someone has to do it...

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!ONCE

OP: You might want to take a gander at what the other BatReps look like on this forum. You know... for future reference.

P4NC4K3 wrote:oh yeah? I once rolled a 7, on a D6, true story.

Amateur.

I rolled a zero once on a D6.

H.B.M.C. wrote:

P4NC4K3 wrote:oh yeah? I once rolled a 7, on a D6, true story.

Amateur.

I rolled a zero once on a D6.

Pssh I once rolled a D6 and it just blew up.. It was actually pretty scary.

Thats Nothin sometimes mine just keep rolling

Like the Meatballs...they rolled onto the floor...and then turned into a tree...Chocolate Rain...wait wut?

vagorin wrote:Splat! I would like to see that hit a Wolf guard squad with Logan Grimnar.

it would have wiped him out!

I played last night and ran Grimnar into a spuad of Khorne Berzerkers (with a Lord I didn't know about cause it wasn't painted and looked like a nomal dude), a chaos sorcer and a small Raptor Squad, I had Ajaric in the Squad as well and he was the only one that survived with only one wound left.

Stupid charge but showed that even Grimnar ain't as hard as I though

D'OH

You guys are hilarious. I dont think we could finish a game if you played like that as well, because thats how I am. Goofy things happen, and the shananagens are ON!

Arrgh

I typed the entire battle report then lost it, will start again guys.

Word Perfect or equivalent FTW.
Internets always waits for awesome chance to bend you over a chair...

Wait...does this mean round 2 of jokes... ... ... I approve.