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Now everybody just stop posting in this thread.

jp400 you seriously need to get a life nuff said. since I left this rp my social life has skyrocketed. How bout you do the same.

Catos wrote:jp400 you seriously need to get a life nuff said. since I left this rp my social life has skyrocketed. How bout you do the same.

Not so much left, as abandoned.

This thread is on "pause", and at my repeated requests no one is to post. Now jp has served in the military, so I'm not too sure how you can tell him to get a life. It's nice that your social life as improved, but use your initiative and realize that nobody here cares, and also use your reading skills so that you are aware that this thread shouldn't be posted on.

Hell yeah I played it.

and the point in this was....

FM Ninja 048 wrote:and the point in this was....

I was kind of hoping that you'd all be smart enough to figure that one out. If not, then I'll just put it straight: I'm gonna get the event done, with any luck, in the next few days. Whether or not anyone wishes to continue playing is irrelevant to me right now. I'd just rather not have it hanging over my shoulder if we ever returned to this thread.

but would it not of been better just to bump the thread up with the event, rather than bumping it (getting hopes up) just to say wait a bit


glad you're almost done though

FM Ninja 048 wrote:but would it not of been better just to bump the thread up with the event, rather than bumping it (getting hopes up) just to say wait a bit


glad you're almost done though

I haven't started. That's why y'all need to wait longer.

WHAT? Haven't you started on the event yet?

Not funny dark, now work [cracks whip]

*Aims sniper before talking through radio*

"Do it, or else."

OOoooh event

Dietn can still use his rpg

*makes explosion noises*

Don't worry Sillyboy, there is still much time for that.

The largest zombie they had ever seen approached the survivors. A massive technological thread moaned as it approached them, it sought out other bits of technology to fulfill its need to feed.

"One more, one more..." it repeated over and over again as it approached the lumber camp. The survivors looked at each other and set aside their differences in order to destroy the gargantuan nemisis before it could do further harm to the already destroyed world. Automatic weapon fire sparked off of the creature's thick hide and it laughed at their futile attempts. Even the abrams proved to be useless against the vile beast.

There was only one man who destroy this monster, one man who had remained in the shadows for far too long, one man who had previous experience as a destroyer. That man was Hardy, he had been overshadowed by Jennifer for far too long and had decided that enough was enough.

Hardy ripped off his shirt and pumped his fists into the air, a dance that seemed to intrigue the giant. The giant mechanical menace leaned over to examine the dancing man closer. As it hunched over, Shadow came from behind and tackled the giant monster. Shadow clung to the monster's back as it swung around wildly in an attempt to get the new annoyance off of itself.

"Not today you Iranian diplomat!" Shadow shouted as he banged his fists into the creature. A flood of information came spewing out of the creature and everyone noticed that about 1% of it was pornographic.

"Hey doesn't that look like your mom?" Mace asked Tombstone.

"Hey doesn't your face look like my fist?" Tombstone said as he punched Mace squarely in the jaw from the tank.

Just then the laws of physics changed so that everyone was made out of machinery except for the giant mechanical monster which was now made out of pure unadulterated, hardcore, tempting, voluptuous, stunning maple wood.

Shadow jumped off of the creature and began to do a swandive while yelling "Flapjack powers, ACTIVATE!" which caused him to turn into the manliest lumberjack to ever exist in the history of mankind and grapekind.

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!" ShadowJack said as he began to chop at the now maple wood mechanical monsters' ankles with his chest hairs. The black curly hairs sliced through the monster and caused it to combust into a giant wood carving of a palm. A palm that Shadow kicked into the air with his teeth. Everybody stood and watched as the palm exited the atmosphere and saw a glint come from space.

In heaven, Jesus had just high fived the giant wooden hand with such a force that it produced enough light to travel over a million lightyears in only a few seconds. Shadow and anybody who had witnessed the event put on a pair of sunglasses and began to dance. It was the second most amazing thing to happen in the universe. The first being the birth of Shadow, but that is another tale all together.

Hardy was wearing sunglasses but wasn't dancing. Shadow had stolen his moment and he began to sulk in a corner. Fortunately Shadow is a big enough cupabara to recognize those who assist him and he walked over to the crying Hardy. Shadow patted him on the back and Hardy instantly cheered up and began to do the 'Sprinkler'.

Everything was right with the world.








Everything except for one simple inconvenient truth that nagged a certain person in the world. Al Gore grabbed his M-16 and painted black underneath his eyes to prevent the sun from interfering with his sight. His rippled abs danced as he tied a red bandana around his forehead and cuffed his pants.

"Are you ready world?" Al Gore asked no one in particular, "Things just got serial."

*waits for dark*

Ah, Halonachos, where have you been hiding?

I've been GMing a slightly successful RP as you may already know. May be adding a twist to it soon enough.