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2010/05/20 13:46:59
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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Lol
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia_pacific/10130346.stm
"We just ran outside and started running at them, yelling and everything," said ninja master Kaylan Soto who instructed his students to take action.
"These guys have turned around and seen five ninjas in black ninja uniforms running towards them. They just bolted."
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Gwar! wrote:Debate it all you want, I just report what the rules actually say. It's up to others to tie their panties in a Knot. I stopped caring long ago.
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2010/05/20 13:57:14
Subject: Re:Saved by Ninjas
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I read this a minute ago and it made me chuckle, it reminds me of the video of the 3 lads out for a night in Wales, they decided to pick on some transvestites and found out to their shock that the trannys were in fact a group of cage fighters on a stag do 
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2010/05/20 14:05:23
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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Ninjas. This just made me love them more.
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2010/05/20 14:32:13
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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"We just ran outside and started running at them, yelling and everything," said ninja master Kaylan Soto
Those sneaky bastards. Can't think of many worse alleyways to be mugging in. Maybe next to a rifle range? Vigilantes anonymous?
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2010/05/20 14:41:56
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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That just proves that Ninjas are better than Pirates. 
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Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century: Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others; Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected; Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it; Refusing to set aside trivial preferences; Neglecting development and refinement of the mind; Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do |
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2010/05/20 20:30:31
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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And I thought SoCal was wierd...
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2010/05/20 21:15:01
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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Haha, oh wow!
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2010/05/20 21:17:52
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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Made me think of Ethan Allen:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethan_Allen
When the American Revolutionary War broke out, Allen and the Boys seized the initiative and captured Fort Ticonderoga in May 1775.
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2010/05/20 21:24:30
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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malfred wrote:Made me think of Ethan Allen:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethan_Allen
When the American Revolutionary War broke out, Allen and the Boys seized the initiative and captured Fort Ticonderoga in May 1775.
They clearly had Loaded Dice.
Or Corbulo.
Or Sicarius
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2010/05/20 22:57:14
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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Madrak Ironhide
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I think they were just drunk off their beards.
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2010/05/20 23:07:23
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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malfred wrote:I think they were just drunk off their beards.
No matter how many times I look, I can never find the rolling modifier for that one in the rulebook.
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Kroot Mercenaries  W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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2010/05/20 23:19:16
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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40k has modifiers?
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2010/05/20 23:21:53
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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malfred wrote:40k has modifiers?
Yes. They work like this: +1, +2, -1, -2.
I think it's really just a poor excuse to teach us math when we're trying to have fun. GW is in the government's pocket.
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Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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2010/05/20 23:22:24
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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malfred wrote:40k has modifiers?
It has quite a few actually, mostly to saves and Leadership though.
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
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2010/05/20 23:32:15
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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malfred wrote:40k has modifiers?
Yup. Check the Vehicle Damage rules.
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2010/05/21 01:11:36
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Here is an artists impression of the Aussie Ninjas in action.
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After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2010/05/21 01:34:05
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Nah, more like this...
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2010/05/21 01:40:36
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Hmmm, wait! I found one!
At last! A confession! Who do you serve, soldier of the night? ...Good god.
*swishing/stabbing sounds*
*thud*
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2010/05/21 02:32:19
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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JohnHwangDD wrote:And I thought SoCal was wierd...
Stay out of New Orleans(just general weird shenanigans) and Baton Rouge(crazies). Knew someone from BR who made an accurate Batman Begins costume and was hanging outside a bar. Saw a girl get her purse snatched and took after the guy. The snatcher decided to toss the purse over being chased by Batman.
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2010/05/21 03:53:18
Subject: Saved by Ninjas
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Hauptmann
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Platuan4th wrote:JohnHwangDD wrote:And I thought SoCal was wierd...
Stay out of New Orleans(just general weird shenanigans) and Baton Rouge(crazies). Knew someone from BR who made an accurate Batman Begins costume and was hanging outside a bar. Saw a girl get her purse snatched and took after the guy. The snatcher decided to toss the purse over being chased by Batman.
I'm sure his buddies got a hell of a laugh when they learned Batman chase him away!
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