I need a Dark Eldar...shirt?

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**Dashofpepper**

Hey folks!

So I have an Ork shirt that says, "I like long Waaaughs! on the beach."

I have a Dashofpepper shirt that has a picture of my avatar on it and the back says "D to the Ork"

I have a Chaos shirt that has all the symbols of Chaos unified.
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Since I mostly play DE these days, I need a Dark Eldar shirt!! Anyone know of such a thing? A place that has something like that? I need some torture and suffering directed at my opponent from my shirt when I bring DE to a tournament.

**Mistress of minis**

Dashofpepper wrote:Hey folks!

So I have an Ork shirt that says, "I like long Waaaughs! on the beach."

I have a Dashofpepper shirt that has a picture of my avatar on it and the back says "D to the Ork"

I have a Chaos shirt that has all the symbols of Chaos unified.
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Since I mostly play DE these days, I need a Dark Eldar shirt!! Anyone know of such a thing? A place that has something like that? I need some torture and suffering directed at my opponent from my shirt when I bring DE to a tournament.

If you really want to stick with a DE theme....wear one of the Mandrake gimp suits!!

**Space_Potato**

^^

That made my day, kudos my good sir

S_P

**Gwar!**

Cafepress should let you make your own Design, then you can buy one off yourself!

**Nightwatch**

Gwar! wrote:Cafepress should let you make your own Design, then you can buy one off yourself!

There's quite a few T-Shirt companies out there. I would suggest the slogan: "More Raiders than Oakland", but it's up to you.

**Skarboy**

Given your Purple People Eaters name, found this on Zazzle, seems oddly appropriate... ?

http://www.zazzle.com/purple_people_eaters_paintball_tshirt-235530701029143936

or this...

http://thetshop.com/product_info.php?products_id=3428

or this...

http://www.zazzle.com/flying_purple_people_eater_tshirt-235932007409889683

**Dashofpepper**

Hrm....

But none of those are 40k related. :(

I don't need it to relate to the Purple People Eaters, just to Dark Eldar.

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Or I could get another T-Shirt with a picture of my Avatar on it and it could be...

I play Dark Eldar
<Picture of my Avatar>
What's your Safe Word?

**Skarboy**

The problem is that Dark Eldar have been so poorly supported the last few years (decade?), it's probably hard to find anyone bold enough to make anything DE related outside of an "I Went To Commorragh On A Slave Raid, And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" shirt. Perhaps you should sport the colors of your other flagship, Captain Morgans?

**Mistress of minis**

Dashofpepper wrote:Or I could get another T-Shirt with a picture of my Avatar on it and it could be...

I play Dark Eldar
<Picture of my Avatar>
What's your Safe Word?

Banannas!

I dont see DE as being big on safewords though... 'Look, the monkeigh is screaming that word again....do you think its some new god of thiers we havent heard of yet? It passed out again....lets peel its face off while its holding still....'

**Dashofpepper**

Hrm....that might not be a bad T-Shirt! I can design it myself on zazzle or something but I need help with the logo.

I play Dark Eldar. Even your safeword won't help.

Dark Eldar are coming for you. Scream if it helps.

Dark Eldar: Your safeword won't work.

Dark Eldar: What's your safe word?

Or a picture (X) of Dark Eldar like this:

If you grovel well
XX
XX
I'll hurt you less.

Or something. Anyone with a good one?

**SilverMK2**

"Did you know that in our tongue, your screams mean 'More boiling oil please'?"

**Lexx**

"I went to Commorragh and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

**MeanGreenStompa**

How's about a Pinhead quote from Hellraiser:

"No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering..."

**Wyvern**

Nightwatch wrote:
Gwar! wrote:Cafepress should let you make your own Design, then you can buy one off yourself!

There's quite a few T-Shirt companies out there. I would suggest the slogan: "More Raiders than Oakland", but it's up to you.

Awesome.

Design ideas? Hmmmmm

Dark Eldar

-Image-

Your screams give us the horn.

**Just Dave**

One for the masses, something like this?

"A lack of love makes me"
:image of a Dark Eldar by a pink tent:
"Camp AND Angry"

"Grim to the Dark [Eldar]."
"For when power armour fails: Gimp Suits!"
"Dark Eldar: Nobz simply weren't dirty enough."
"Is that a splinter cannon in your pocket? ... Or are you just happy to see me?"

**theocd**

{Picture of Dark Eldar and Slave}
"Bring me another plaything, this one is broken."

The OC-D

**Dashofpepper**

I don't actually understand several of these suggestions. :(

**Erasoketa**

"I went to Commorragh and AAGHHH"

*bloodstains*

**gardeth**

"I play Dark Eldar"
<image>
"You will not enjoy this."

"I play Dark Eldar"
<image>
"I am here for your screams."

"How do you ask for mercy in your language? I want to here it said coherently at least once."

**Try Again Bragg**

How about a classic with a twist

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the splinter cannon again."

How about a picture of a Raider followed by "Your pimp car is nowhere near as awesome as this pimp car."

**Wyvern**

'I went to Commorragh and they made me into this lousy tshirt.'

Make it look like its made of skin?