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Made in gb
Preacher of the Emperor






Manchester, UK

High Chief Wizard Terrifez of the Omnipresent Chaotic Destroyers (OCD) Demand that all M&M's on the planet be sorted according to colour!

1500pts

Gwar! wrote:Debate it all you want, I just report what the rules actually say. It's up to others to tie their panties in a Knot. I stopped caring long ago.

 
   
Made in ca
Elite Tyranid Warrior






I would have three requests.

1. Blood for the Blood God.
2. Skulls for the Skull Throne.
3. Pie.

Mostly that third one.



 
   
Made in us
Nigel Stillman





Austin, TX

How about a nice cheeseburger?

And if you could have women space marines, and they could get pregnant, you'd see some "Bring me pickles! And ice cream!"
   
Made in us
Fireknife Shas'el






Richmond, VA

Bring me Jervis' Johnson! on A steel pike fashioned from the skulls of every head of state on this punyt insignificant rock. I care not if these skulls are bone, not steely, YOU WEILL MAKE THEM STEEL.

 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Florida

Im liking the insane demands so far. Keep them coming.

Comparing tournament records is another form of e-peen measuring.
 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






My all time favorite is from the Ork codex.

" Dis is Nugrob da Slayer callin' I got me boyz wiv me. Fort you lot might want to make a deal. You gives us a thousand shoota's each time we visit, and yer ain't got no more worries, see?"

" we're not giving into your outrageous ultimatum, never!"

"Shame about that, cos I got arf a dozen Dreadmobs an a couple of Gargants wiv me."

" Let us have a few hours to reconsider."

"Nah, I feel like letting the Gargants out after all, har har har!"

Other then that, you have to always ask for a.... shrubbery!



At Games Workshop, we believe that how you behave does matter. We believe this so strongly that we have written it down in the Games Workshop Book. There is a section in the book where we talk about the values we expect all staff to demonstrate in their working lives. These values are Lawyers, Guns and Money. 
   
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Ruthless Rafkin






Glen Burnie, MD

I DEMAND THAT THE GAMERS OF YOUR WORLD DISCOVER BASIC HYGIENE!

AND A WOOD CHIPPER! DON'T ASK!

AND SOME MR. PIBB FOR MY RETINUE!



-Loki- wrote:
40k is about slamming two slegdehammers together and hoping the other breaks first. Malifaux is about fighting with scalpels trying to hit select areas and hoping you connect more. 
   
Made in gb
[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern






Hello. This is your friendly, local evil overlord calling. Listen, me and the boys have had an exceptionally busy week marauding your space lanes and generally being a bit nasty, especially to Kittens. As such, we have not had time to do the shopping, and we're all a little too tired to cook anyways. So, if you sweeties could nip down Sainsburys for us (don't worry, we'll astropath the shopping list) and also send us up a Take Away Curry, that would be lovely. And if you don't, WE'RE GOING TO BLOW UP THE SOUTHERN CONTINENT! Thanks guys!

Fed up of Scalpers? But still want your Exclusives? Why not join us?

Hey look! It’s my 2025 Hobby Log/Blog/Project/Whatevs 
   
Made in us
Battleship Captain





Perth

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

Man, I wish there was a real Black Library where I could get a Black Library Card and take out Black Library Books without having to buy them. Of course, late fees would be your soul. But it would be worth it. - InquisitorMack 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






Akron, OH

I think I'll demand someone walk down the shopping center to Publix and buy me lunch

And then while they're gone I'll set off the the device.

-Emily Whitehouse| On The Lamb Games
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






SoCal, USA!

I want a golden goose!

   
Made in ca
Tinkering Tech-Priest





Canada

I am the emperor and i want dumplings.
   
Made in us
Incorporating Wet-Blending






Glendale, AZ

I demand that that traitorous Daemonette of Purloined Dental Ivory, AKA the Tooth Fairy, Give me back my two front teeth within the cycle!

Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.


 
   
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine





I am the Great Overlord Bob the Timid! I want afordable car insurance! And I want to find out about it in a funny ad featuring dancing singing puppies. And gods help you if the jingle isn't catchy!

And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.

Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole 
   
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





Annapolis, MD, USA

I can has buckket?

My Blog http://ghostsworkfromthedarkness.blogspot.com/

Ozymandias wrote:
Pro-painted is the ebay modeling equivalent of "curvy" in the personal ads...
H.B.M.C. wrote:
Taco Bell is like carefully distilled Warseer - you get what you need with none of the usual crap. And, best of all, it's like being a tourist who only looks at the brochure - you don't even have to go, let alone stay.

DR:90S+GMB+I+Pw40k01-D++A++/areWD 250R+T(M)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





whidbey

bring me the 5th edition squat codex or she is going to blow!!!!11!!!!11!!!!
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

ME: Giv all me boyz yer..... aww screw it WAAAAAGGH!!
   
Made in us
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice





terra

I demand C.S. Goto's head a siver platter, and I demand the blood letter known as "santa"'s head with his, only because I never did get that Toy pony.....


Orkeosaurus wrote:I know, British is a terrible language.

 
   
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Ruthless Rafkin






Glen Burnie, MD

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Hello. This is your friendly, local evil overlord calling. Listen, me and the boys have had an exceptionally busy week marauding your space lanes and generally being a bit nasty, especially to Kittens. As such, we have not had time to do the shopping, and we're all a little too tired to cook anyways. So, if you sweeties could nip down Sainsburys for us (don't worry, we'll astropath the shopping list) and also send us up a Take Away Curry, that would be lovely. And if you don't, WE'RE GOING TO BLOW UP THE SOUTHERN CONTINENT! Thanks guys!


I think you just won the thread (it was the curry).



-Loki- wrote:
40k is about slamming two slegdehammers together and hoping the other breaks first. Malifaux is about fighting with scalpels trying to hit select areas and hoping you connect more. 
   
Made in au
Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

1. Give us all your base
2. Rename your planet 'Australia'.
3. Wear platypus suits everyday.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
 
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