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http://www.games-workshop.com/MEDIA_CustomProductCatalog/m2440055_Chaos_Space_Marines_Datasheet_-_Doomsday.pdf

As per the rules when you activate your doomsday device you must:

Make demands (for instance, state claim to world domination or
order construction of impressive monument in your honour).

Question is: What kind of outrageous demands would you make?

Here are mine:

1) I stake claim of this world for Warmaster Jimbob
2) Surrender your armies to me
3) Do you have any grey poupon?

That GW quit making up insane Bulls**t like this for Apoc and concentrate on getting all the Codexes brought up to date.

They wont so just enjoy the funny.
Its funny right?
awww screw it, me boyz need some ov dem

I love it.

Me - I, ARCH-WARMASTER BLUDSHEDICUS MAXIMUS DEMAND THAT YOU GIVE UNTO ME 1 MILLION SKULLS OF WHICH 700,000 SHALL BE ADULT MALES, 200,000 ADULT FEMALES, 100,000 CHILD SIZED (for use in sword pommels or around the barrel of a bolter) 50,000 MUTANT, MONSTER OR ANIMAL AND 100,000 OVERSIZED OGRYN SKULLS THAT WE CAN WEAR AS HATS!

Opponent - Wait a second that's 1,150,000 skulls-

Me - DO NOT ARGUE MATHS WITH I, ARCH-WARMASTER BLUDSHEDICUS MAXIMUS!, NOW YOU DIE!

I am so building one of these.

It reminds me of the fun zany stuff meant for APOC

I of course would demand that the entire population of the planet be rounded up and forced to build a giant monument to me in the largest city, and then detonate it anyway along with the monument. Because that's how Chaos me rolls.

I, the great and almighty Warpcrafter so and rightfully demand that anyone on the planet caught worshiping the vile, false idol which must not be named, but may be known by its blasphemous alchemy of shelled reptiles and pastry be brought to me, skinned and drawn and quartered in full view of the public. An example must be made.

This is friggin' GENIUS! I absolutely love it. I can't wait for our next Apoc game. I will FORCE one of our Chaos players to use it.

1) Top billing over that hack, Godzilla.
2) A swift death of Billy Mays, The Video Professer, and Sham-WoW Vince.
3) A young priest and an old priest.



Ghidorah

I'm hoping to use one in a game next week!! Need to think of some demands!

Ghidorah wrote:This is friggin' GENIUS! I absolutely love it. I can't wait for our next Apoc game. I will FORCE one of our Chaos players to use it.

1) Top billing over that hack, Godzilla.
2) A swift death of Billy Mays, The Video Professer, and Sham-WoW Vince.
3) A young priest and an old priest.



Ghidorah

#1: Never gonna happen!
#2: Seconded with bile and venom for all three!
#3: Punchline please...

Grotsnik wrote:That GW quit making up insane Bulls**t like this for Apoc and concentrate on getting all the Codexes brought up to date.

Oh do feth off.

Anyway back on topic:

1)2 days to competently dissemble the apparatus of the Terran Imperialist state and If you don't agree immediately we execute her!
2)You bear full responsibility when we chop her up and we will absolutely not submit to blackmail!

Heh.... if i had one (i'm not a chaos player mind you)


....

1. You, your followers and anything you own (including land, people, etc) must yeild to the glory that is the greater good!

This is pure awesome! My only problem is, that I don't have to room to make it a superheavy.
Still, really great idea, I whish I had more time and room for Apocalypse.

Bring me the entire Sisters Battallion holding this sector. I want them nakey. *Subdued Giggles*

sA

I love this battle sheet.

Of course since this is Apocalypse anyone can take it if they can tweak it to their own ends.

For me, it would have to be something along the lines of:

"People of Earth! We come in peace!"

*Earthlings looking around aghast at tall the weaponry they see before them*

"Shoot to kill! Shoot to kill!"

(star trekkin)

Anung Un Rama wrote:This is pure awesome! My only problem is, that I don't have to room to make it a superheavy.
Still, really great idea, I whish I had more time and room for Apocalypse.

Dude, shoebox with a skull on it and a big red button.

I want 200,000,000 dancing bears! All two headed, and all fur shaven. Oh and um make that break dancing....and some gummie bears, and Yogi bear, and that one care bear with the rainy cloud on his belly (he always makes me sad) And some teddy bears, and some teddy grams, and Teddy Rucsban to read me a bed time story (I never got one when I was little.) Oh and Teddy Rosevelt.....Alive!

I want 'One hundred million dollars!'

Too long have we suffered under the tyranny of our marmalade overlords! We demand jam! Jam for freedom, jam for justice, JAM FOR THE DARK GODS!

"Why make trillions when we can make...billions?"

"One million..trillian...zillion....babillion...shamamalamalooo...illion...yen!"

All I want are some friggin' sharks with friggin' laser beams on their heads!

I wantz all da Guns uv Navarrone battlesetz!

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO. BRING ME TP. TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE.

DO NOT MAKE MY BUNGHOLE ANGRY!! MY PEOPLE, THEY HAVE BEEN WITHOUT TP. NO MAN SHOULD BE WITHOUT TP.

NOW, FACE THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!

*click*

The Dark Lord Salvage, Eternally Effervescent Champion of Tzeentch, demands your base. All of it. Now.

- Salvage

I'm just going to demand ice cream...

worryingly I demanded that during work today- and someone brought me some

It's probably just me being thick, but this isn't on the UK Site....are the any more out there I can't find? Because this one kicks arse.

I'm pretty certain that it is on the UK site. I had a look just earlier today.

I also love how it tells you to 'Disregard any enemy replies and hope your Doomsday Device works'.

Opponent: What happen ?

Opponent's Friend: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Opponent's Other Friend: We get signal.

Opponent: What !

Opponent's Friend: Main screen turn on.

Opponent: It's you !!

Me: How are you gentlemen !!

Me: All your base are belong to us.

Me: You are on the way to destruction.

Opponent: What you say !!

Me: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Me: Ha ha ha ha ....

Opponent's Friend: Captain !!

Opponent: Take off every 'ZIG'!!

Opponent: You know what you doing.

Opponent: Move 'ZIG'.

Opponent: For great justice.