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Not been a member long enough to know you that well Yakface, but I've read a lot of your posts and you speak wise words and have excellently painted Tyranids . All I can say is that Mal has big shoes to fill. Just hope 40K doesn't get pushed to the side too much, I joined dakka because it was the best 40K forum I've ever come across (and I don't have the cash to start Warmachine ).

Still can't help but wonder if this is all a joke though, since it is 1st April. Although by tradition the joke is meant to end at midday.......... what time is it with you chaps in the US of A?

LOL, this was never going to work, was it

All hail April the 1st!

I for one welcome our new overlords.

I mean, your.

Le Roi est mort! Vive le Roi!

Wannabe Writer wrote:Not been a member long enough to know you that well Yakface, but I've read a lot of your posts and you speak wise words and have excellently painted Tyranids . All I can say is that Mal has big shoes to fill. Just hope 40K doesn't get pushed to the side too much, I joined dakka because it was the best 40K forum I've ever come across (and I don't have the cash to start Warmachine ).

Still can't help but wonder if this is all a joke though, since it is 1st April. Although by tradition the joke is meant to end at midday.......... what time is it with you chaps in the US of A?

I know Malfred quite well. We used to play together as children amongst the gravel in cabrini green and dream of the day when we would be rich enough to buy man dollies to crush our enemies with.

Over the years Yakface and Malfred have been having a silent but deadly feud over who would gain control of Dakka once Russ Wakelin kicked the bucket brought on by a massive coronary due to his love of eating triple chocolate pudding and consuming heavily sugared quadruple shot breve lattes.


That day never came due to Mr. Wakelin's newly discovered exercise and diet regimen and Yakface took Dakka by force using tactics involving extortion and other nefarious threats. Many threats of which involved trollbloods inserted into...Oh, I cannot bear to say anymore!

Malfred was always at odds with how Yakface became to be figurehead of Dakka, so he sat and brooded...and plotted for many moons.

The day finally came yesterday when his plans finally came to fruition. It involved a few back alley deals with transvestites, but nothing as shady as Yakface used in the past so Malfred could retain moral high ground when he struck his blow against Yakface's Imperial Dogma.

The rest, as they say, is history....

[edit to add all too lifelike image of Russ Wakelin]

Thank you Hellfury.

Now report to the other thread, minions all.

Thanks for all your hard work with Dakka. Warmachine, eh? I have no complaint about that as long as there is always room for 40K.

I was kind of hoping that "Russ Wakelin" guy would buy the site. I don't think he'd ever do anything on the internet, though.

Yep, it's the 1st. The website layout change had me doing a WTF?!?!?!?!?!

Thanks for the fun.

The Administration is dead.
Long live the Administration!

LOL


Actually, barring some of the title changes, I rather like the new layout. I hope it stays around.

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But if this is true, we'll all have to go to WarSeer!

Now, I wonder if maybe Yak needed the Dakka proceeds to buy out Brimstone...

Malfred who?

mad manbag malfred

Thanks for the work Yak,hope all goes well for you.

I'm glad I'm not the first to say this...but April fools? Yes? Maybe?

Yakface will continue to work under the heel of my boot, never fear.

If you think it is an april fool, check out the #1 google result for 'warmachine forums'

Lookout, Malfred has access to a Google Bomb!

April 1st as a 'holiday' or 'event' really needs to be canceled.

Or banned.

Or whatever.

The more important question needing answer is,how does this change the rules on Dakka,like what can you now get banned for?

Thanks for the great run guys!

All hail Malfred!

So what's the new name gonna be? Wakka Wakka?

GoFenris wrote:So what's the new name gonna be? Wakka Wakka?

And GoFenris names yet another major product line.

It's important to gain favor with our new Overlord. Here is your new Avatar Malfred, uh, I mean master.

Overlord Malfred of all the realms of Dakka,has a nice ring to it doesn't it master?All say three cheers to our great new overlord!!!!

Alpharius wrote:April 1st as a 'holiday' or 'event' really needs to be canceled.

Or banned.

Or whatever.

Couldn't agree with you more.

That is the worst april fools joke of all time..... nice touch on changing the forum titles by the way.

You are da winner!!

Is this an April fools joke?I do agree it is very strange that it so suddenly changed hands,so if it isn't all hail Malf.If it is boo you guys this is a bad,bad joke!

A bag!! Malfred's avatar is a bag!? For the life of me I could never figure out what the frak it was.

So, uh, I don't get it? Why a bag?

hmm
New Layout tomorrow, I am guessing or old one?
In before lock....